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| Some Irish Wit & Wisdom..... |
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| May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend. |
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| May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. And rains fall soft uopn your fields. And until we meet again. May God hold you in the palm of his hand. |
| Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But never to forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. |
| Prayers, Toasts, Blessings and Proverbs. |
| When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! |
| Here's to your coffin! May your coffin have six handles of finest silver! May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids! And may your coffin be made of the finest wood from a 100-year-old tree, that I'll go plant tomorrow! |
| There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish, and those who wish they were. |
| As you slide down the banister of life, May the splinters never point in the wrong direction. |
| Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. |
| May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. |
| May your right hand always Be stretched out in friendship And never in want |
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| May you work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and Dance like no one is watching. |
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