The Offside column allow players to take a look through some non-Football related jokes and stories.  I have collected what I believe are the best jokes from the vast number that I have been sent via email from the last couple of years.  Go the the 'Previous' section for all jokes, as the 'Offside Column' has now shown jokes on this webpage.  Enjoy...

Material on the "Offside" webpages have all been created by other sources, with most of the material having been forwarded to me.  I have named the author when known.  Please let me know if you have created any of the above material and want it removed.