My Pokémon Quotes 2
That's right! It's finally happened! I can now see the new episodes of Pokémon! YEAH! Hip hip hooray! Unfortunately, I have a lot of catching up to do, and they only play two each Saturday. And what's worse, they're not even in the right order! So these are the episodes I've seen so far. I've put them in order, but there are a lot of skipped episodes in between. I'll be filling everything in as they're shown.
The Problem with Paras
James *to Meowth*: You must think this Cassandra's the cat's meow.
Ash: Charmander was always totally obedient.
Grandma: Hah. Its trainer need experience.
Misty: Looks like you have to evolve into a better trainer, Ash.
The Song of Jigglypuff
Team Rocket's Song:
You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong.
We're tired of our motto so we thought we'd try a song!
Jessie! James!
The speed of light, prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!
I am the handsome one.
I'm the gorgeous one.
Looking good is lots of fun.
We get some things wrong, but we keep rolling along.
We want to capture Pikachu, we hope we do it soon.
And when we do we'll be the new stars of this cartoon!
Misty: You stupid Pokémon! You're just sleeping with your eyes open!
Psyduck: Psy!
Meowth: Did you hear that?
Jessie: Those fools are going to do exactly what we planned to do with Jigglypuff.
James: With enemies like that, who needs friends?
Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon
Gary: Impressive, isn't it? Found it on my first try. Looks like the brain from an extinct Pokémon.
Old man: This is--
Gary: A brain?
Old man: It's fossilized Pokémon manure.
Gary: Huh?!
Ash: What's a carnivore?
James: That means it thinks we're dinner!
Jessie: That must be why the others ran away.
Meowth: I hope it don't like cat food!
Ash: Charizard! You evolved because you wanted to rescue me when I got into trouble. I thought you didn't want me as your trainer, but now I see I was wrong.
Charizard: Chhhhharrrrrrrr! *Attacks Aerodactyl, burning Ash in the progress*
Ash: I was right. Looks like the only reason Charizard evolved was to fight Aerodactyl.
A Chansey Operation
Doctor Proctor: This is the kind of thing they just never warn you about in medical school.
Doctor Proctor: By the way Nurse Joy, would you be interested in going out for pizza with me Saturday night?
Nurse Joy *looks annoyed*: You can talk to me about pizza after our work is done.
Doctor Proctor: Well, can't blame a guy for trying.
Brock: I don't like this guy. He sounds like me!
Jessie: Who are you?
Doctor Proctor: I'm Doctor Proctor. How about a pizza after I finish treating these Pokémon? (This guy doesn't give up!)
Jessie *looks enchanted*: I'll bet you're quite a doctor.
Doctor Proctor: Why yes, I am.
Jessie: We'll take more over the pepperoni.
Holy Matrimony!
Brock: I can't believe James is gone!
Ash: I miss him!
Pikachu: Piiii. . . .
Misty: James is standing right here!
James: I've got to escape!
Jessie: Oh no, James. You're tying the knot!
Meowth: Ha ha. Jessie means you're tying the noose.
James *running away*: Please leave me alone! I can't stand it! Growly!
Growly *comes running*: Growl!
Jessiebelle: Where ya going James? I haven't finished teaching you the correct way to eat spaghetti yet.
James: I want to do things my way, Jessiebelle!
Jessiebelle: You're not running properly!
So Near, yet so Farfetch'd
Misty: Farfetch'd is an incredible Pokémon! Oh, it's so cute, and it twirls its leek like a baton!
Ash: No lie?
Misty: I'm telling the truth this time.
Ash: This time?
Misty: Oops. . . .
Meowth: Letting Team Rocket guard your Pokémon is like letting a cat guard your canary.
Ash: Following directions from a Psyduck doesn't sound like a good idea.
Who gets to keep Togepi?
Meowth: Good night little egg. Time for us to go sleepy.
James: I never realized Meowth could be so--
Jessie: Revolting!
Ash: Wow they're pretty dumb, aren't they? Leaving us a trail of broken eggs.
Brock: If they're so dumb, how come they're the ones who have the egg?
Meowth: I forgot! I don't have any Pokémon to battle with! Hey guys, could I borrow one of your Pokémon?
Jessie and James: Not a chance!
Meowth: What am I going to do now . . . ? Huh? Oh yeah! I forgot, I am a Pokémon! I can battle for myself!
Bulbasaur's Mysterious Garden
Misty: All of Ash's Pokémon are really stubborn, just like Ash is.
Pikachu: Chu?
Ash *dreaming*: . . . .that makes a thousand badges.
Jessie: All right Garden wall, you "axed" for it!
James: We're the toughest team you ever "saw."
Meowth: Let's "cut" to the chase!
The Case of the K-9 Caper!
Officer Jenny: Ash, a master will never be respected if he won't do something he asks his own Pokémon to do.
Ash: Really?
James: They'll rob banks whenever we seem 'em.
Jessie: They'll steal artworks from every museum.
James: We'll be the richest criminals of all time.
Jessie: The King, the Queen, the Cat of Crime!
Brock: Ash and Pikachu recognize what's in each other's hearts, so Pikachu can't be fooled by somebody using a fake voice. (Aww, ain't it sweet?)
Pokémon Paparazzi
Ash: See? I told you. That's me getting carried away by that Aerodactyle.
Todd: I guess you're right. That puny little thing really is you.
Ash: Puny?
Todd: Okay Pikachu, keep eating. Just pretend I'm not in the room, all right? Relax. Just act natural. That's fabulous. Now smile, smile! This is gonna be great. . . .
SNAP!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!!
ZAP!
Ash *laughes*: The camera's shutter must have scared Pikachu. We don't get our picture taken too much. (Poor Todd. He just leaned the hard way that you should never scare a Pikachu.)
Brock: Pikachu must really hate cameras. I've never seen it act so nervous before.
Misty: It's too bad Todd won't get the kind of picture he's so great at.
Ash: I don't see what's so great about that Todd!
The Ultimate Test
Instructor: Good luck, Mr. Ketchum.
Misty: I'd wish you luck too, but you're just so skilled.
Ash: You got that right!
Jessie: I'm already an accomplished hostess, florist, costume designer, wine expert, beautician, style consultant, in fact, one of the only things I'm not--
Meowth: Is a Pokémon Master.
Brock: Nurse Joy you're doing great, yeah! *To Todd* All right, shoot away. I want 8x10 glossies and wallet-sizes too.
Todd: Yeah, sure.
The Breeding Center Secret
Meowth: Don't tell me you goody-goodies finally decided to become baddy-baddies.
Jessie: You'd better not try to take over our territory.
James: I knew all along we couldn't trust you!
Ash: Will you shut up!
Cassidy and Butch: Prepare for trouble and make it double!
Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation.
Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation!
Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love!
Butch: To extend our wrath to the stars above!
Cassidy: Cassidy!
Butch: Butch!
Cassidy: We're Team Rocket, circling earth all day and night!
Butch: Surrender to us now, or you will surely lose the fight!
Cassidy: That's right!
Jessie: James, watch where you're throwing that dirt.
James: Watch? I can't see a foot in front of my face.
Meowth: If you don't quit squawking you'll see a foot in front of your face. Mine!
Princess Vs. Princess
Jessie: This is the one day of the year-
Jessie and Misty: You have to do everything I tell you to do!
Ash: Everything?
Pikachu: Pika.
James: How's that different from any other day of the year?
Jessie: Let go of it kid!
Misty: You let go. I saw it first!
Jessie: It wouldn't look good on you. It's for someone who has a sense of style.
Misty: Well it can't be for you then! (Uh-oh, cat-fight. ^_^)
Brock: Must be a girl thing.
Ash: Maybe it isn't a girl thing, maybe it's just a Misty thing.
WHACK!
The Purr-fect Hero
Brock: Kids’ Day should be a
boy’s holiday only. For men!
Ash: Real men!
Brock: Real tough men!
WHACK!
WHACK!
Misty: I’m just as tough as you two!
Misty: Tell me Timmy, did that Meowth say,
"Now you owe me big time, kid!" or anything like that?
Timmy: 'Course not! I know Pokémon can't
talk.
Ash: I wouldn't be too sure about that, Timmy.
Teacher: Thank you so much for all of
your help.
Brock: If you need more help just call me!
Riddle Me This
Brock: I think we were the only ones in that whole Center who actually had Pokémon!
Gary: I've got an idea! I'll give you my leftovers in a doggie bag if you spin around three times and say "Pikachu!"
Ash: Not on your life! I'd die of hunger first! *His stomach growls*
Gary: Hahaha! You should let your stomach do the talking!
Ash: Grrrrrrr. . . .
Pikachu: Pika. *looks resigned. Then spins around* Pika--
Ash: No, Pikachu! We'll never get so desperate that we have to sink to Gary's level. *Stomach growls again*
Pikachu *makes face*: Pika?
Gary *laughs*: Even your Pikachu feels sorry for you, Ash! I've never seen anyone so pathetic!
Misty: Have you tried a mirror?
Blaine: I'll have to choose a different Pokémon.
Ash: Pikachu can handle anything!
Blaine: This Pokémon is too hot to handle. And it has a power that should interest you, because it turns all its opponents into ash!
Volcanic Panic
Ash: Forget it, Pikachu! It--it's not worth it. I quit. No badge is worth losing Pikachu.
Jessie: We've got a Pokémon on ice, now the Boss will treat us nice!
Meowth: When we show him what we've done, I'll be holding number one! (I'm not sure if "holding" is the right word, but I can't figure it out. Can anyone help me with this quote?)
Blaine: Ice in a volcano? That's freezer-burn.
Ash: Maybe you should cool it with the jokes.
Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
Misty: Ash, your
Squirtle's a real leader.
Ash: Well that's what happens when you've got a great trainer.
Brock: Or
maybe they're just impressed by the sunglasses.
Ash: Are you okay?
Jessie: What kind of
trick are you pulling?!
Misty: Don't you give us attitude. We just saved your slimy lives!
Jessie: I
don't remember asking you to save our lives.
James: Well I'm grateful.
Jessie *slaps poor James*: They're our
mortal enemies! How dare you be grateful they saved your life!
Ash: I kinda feel sorry for that
guy.
Jessie: Who asked you?!
Misty: I don't think this is funny! I look like a cartoon
character!
Ash: A cartoon character? Like that could ever happen!
The Misty Mermaid
Violet: We decided to try
something new, to try one of our water ballets underwater.
Daisy: And that’s when you called
us. It’s almost, like, creepy.
Violet: The whole thing was totally meant to be.
Misty: Well it
wasn’t meant to be with me!
Lily: Hmm. Maybe I should’ve played the magical mermaid. She
has a much nicer costume.
Violet: That is, like, totally selfish. Besides, the costume would look better
on me.
James *in ballet costume*: Next time we steal men’s clothes.
Clefairy Tales
Brock: Who would want to steal
somebody’s bike horn or the buttons from a coat or the candles off a birthday cake?
Oswald:
Aliens!
Oswald: You broke my scanner! It took me weeks to assemble that scanner! What will I
do if I can’t find the comic book I ordered it from?
James: That’s amazing, you must have read
my mind, Jess . . . or did I read yours?
Jessie: Gee, that’s a hard one.
The Battle of the Badge
Misty *grabs Ash*: Listen you! If anything happens to Togepi I'll never forgive you!
Brock: Misty, that won't help Togepi.
Misty: Well, it makes me feel better!
Gary: A Pokémon we've never seen before . . . did this. There's something different about this one . . . this Pokémon's not just powerful, it's evil!
Ash: Evil? There can't be an evil Pokémon. . . .
Gary's cheerleaders: He's the winner! He's our Ash! Let's all have a victory bash!
He's the victor! He's our man! No one wins like Ketchum can! (About time these girls got their heads on straight!)
Gary: I hate to admit it, but that kids a pretty good trainer.
It's Mr. Mimie Time
Brock: They don't call me Brock the Rock for nothing! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Misty: "They" must be talking about the rocks in his head.
*Stella, Brock and Misty are standing before a Mr. Mime*
Brock: I think this may be the best Pokémon I've ever raised.
Ash: What do you mean the best Pokémon you've ever raised? *takes off Mr. Mime mask* I don't see why I have to be the one who gets stuck wearing the doofy Mr. Mime costume.
Brock: I'd love to wear it, but I'm just too tall.
Ash: I'm not a Mr. Mime, I just play one on TV. I'm outta here.
Showdown at the Po-ké Corrall
Ash: That crazy clown used the vacuum on my face!
Mimie: Mr. Mime!
Ash's mom: When Mr. Mime sees something dirty he has to clean it, right Mimie?
Mimie: Mr. Mime!
Misty: Maybe now you can go another week without taking a bath.
Meowth: We're just victims of CFS: Chronic Failure Syndrome.
Gary: I'm not surprised you showed up late, I'm surprised you showed up at all. (This would be to Ash, of course.)
The Evolution Solution
James: Weezing, I choose you! Go!
Weezing: Weezing.
Jessie: You're acting like that twerp.
James: I just wanted to be in his goodie two shoes.
The Boss: Don't fail me again or else. Would you like to find out what "or else" means?
Jessie: Oh no, we can figure it out!
Psyduck: Psy duck.
Slowbro: Slow bro.
Psyduck: Psy duck.
Slowbro: Slow bro.
Misty: I've heard of not knowing how to say goodbye, but this is ridiculous.
The Pi-Kahuna
Victor: Pooka, pipeline!
Pooka: Chu! (This is such a cute scene. The little Pikachu is steering the surfboard.)
Victor: Pooka, chute the curb!
Pooka: Pi ka!
James: Steal one, get one free! (Uh James, if you steal them you get both free.)
Victor: Pooka came to me from the sea. *flashback sequence* I can't explain how or why it happened, but from that day on Pooka and I have never been apart.
Make Room For Gloom
Ash: What are you talking about, Brock? I don't see any beautiful girl.
Misty *standing behind Ash*: Just turn around.
Ash: Misty, please. Only one of us can hallucinate at a time.
Florinda: Oh, um . . . Brock, do you think a Solar Beam attack would be good?
Brock: You taught Gloom the most powerful grass Pokémon attack!?
Florinda: Oh, do you think I shouldn't have?
Brock: Rejected by the one girl I love. I'll never find another like her again!
Ash: Don't worry, Brock. You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you.
Lights, Camera, Quack-tion
Spielbunk: Prepare for trouble, no stunt double!
Jessie: Wait a second, aren't those our lines?
Spielbunk: To protect the movies from devastation. To restore spectacle and imagination. To make great epics of hate and love! To direct the best films you've ever heard of! Cleavon Spielbunk!
Spielbunk: All kids today care about are those crazy cartoon shows!
Ash: Wigglytuff's kinda touchy.
Jessie: It's a real prima donna.
Misty: Takes one to know one.
Jessie: Huh? Know one what?
Go West Young Meowth
Brock: I'm really breaking a sweat today. It feels great to work out.
Ash: You know me. Nothing I love more than getting a nice hard workout.
Pikachu: Pi ka!
Misty: The only thing that gets a hard workout with those two is the TV remote.
Meowth: In Meowth language Meowsey told me, "She's a rich lady, and she can buy me anything I want. And what are you? You're not rich. You're not even human. You're just a street Meowth. You'll never be human, so just forget about me." (Geesh, what does Meowth see in her?)Meowth's Song
Under the evening sky with the moon high up above.
I learned to speak human, 'cause this cat's got puppy love.
I'll stand on two legs, hold my head up high and she'll want me. Wait and see!
I'll write poetry! And recite it myself! For Meowsey. . . .
To Master the Onixpected
Bruno: Splitting wood builds a firm grip, and that is a firm foundation of any trainer.
Misty: Well, this ought to be useful. Ash needs to learn how to get a grip.
Ash *holds up stick with bark peeled off*: It's as clean as a whistle, Master Bruno! What lesson does it teach us?
Bruno: It teaches an important lesson you must always remember. If you're ever going to go camping . . . bring a fork!
Jessie: I think things are looking sort of "rocky," don't you?
James: These Pokémon couldn't be "boulder!"
Meowth: Maybe people take them for "granite!"
The Ancient Puzzle of Pokemopolis
Misty: I remember reading about a hidden city, where the people built temples to honor Pokémon.
Brock: If they built a temple to honor Psyduck, they weren't hidden. They were lost.
Eve: It says, 'Beware the two great powers of destruction. The shadow of the dark device will grapple with the prisoner of the unearthly urn. The sacred city will be no more, as day is swallowed up by night. Dark (something I can't make out) when they return to lay waste the world, but no human knows the secret to soothe the powers and guide them back to the shadow world.'
Ash: . . . Oh, I get it.
Eve: Well, I don't.
Brock: Eve, what are we waiting for? Let's both start digging and solve that mystery! Ha ha ha ha.
Eve: Brock must love mysteries.
Ash: He loves something. . . .
Bad to the Bone
Brock: We planned on training a whole lot, but we seem to get sidetracked a whole lot more!
Meowth: Jessie stole our stolen badges!
James *to Jessie*: You have disgraced the disgraceful Team Rocket!
All Fired Up!
Brock: He's confident now, but wait 'til he gets a look at the competition.
Ash: This flame stands for everything that's good about the Pokémon League, and I'm not going to let you or anybody else steal it!
Ash: We finally made it to the Pokémon League, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika chu.
Round One--Begin!
Jessie *in disguise*: Are you a Pokémon trainer?
Mandi: You mustn't be a very good news reporter, or else you'd know I'm The Astounding Mandi, and I'm the biggest news around.
Jessie: And the biggest-
James: Don't blow our cover!
Jessie: Well is that so, magic boy. Come back here and I'll make your teeth disappear!
Ash: We're up next. . . .
Pikachu: Pi.
Misty: Ash, you're shaking.
Ash: That's not me, that's the stadium shaking. (Sure it is, Ash. Sure it is.)
Fire and Ice
Misty: Careful, Ash. All that food could make your belly as big as your head.
Ash: Look at all the Jennys.
Misty: And all the Joys, too.
Brock: It doesn't get any better than this!
Ash: AHH! Hey Brock, where did you come from?
Brock: I'd come from anywhere Ash, to see a Nurse Joy.
The Fourth Round Rumble
Ash: Can you believe Gary got knocked out? I thought he'd make it through at least four rounds. I don't know Pikachu, do you think we should quit while we're ahead?
Pikachu: Pika! Chu! *shakes head*
Brock: Listen, you're a great trainer. And as long as I'm around you're not even going to think about quitting, okay? Pikachu and I believe in you, don't we Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikapika!
Ash *smiles*: Okay, I guess you win.
Misty: I just hope Jeanette doesn't have any more Pokémon like that Beedrill.
Brock: Mmm. I just hope she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Jessie: Want a burger and fries without trouble?
James: If you're really hungry make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from hunger and thirst.
James: Our food isn't bad, at least not the worst.
Jessie: The Team Rocket Restaurant, blast in for a bite.
Jessie and James: We stay open all day, we stay open all night!
A Friend in Deed
Chief in the restaurant: Our customers don't come here to cook!
Ash's mom: Well, maybe they should try it. Ash, dinner's almost ready!
Jessie: If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Jessie: Nice driving.
James: I should get a license.
Friend and Foe Alike
Richie: Listen Ash, because we're friends we should promise each other to make this the best battle that we've ever had.
Ash: Okay, that's a promise Richie.
Ash: I might be late for a lot of things Brock, but I'm never late for a meal or a Pokémon match.
Jessie: You can't steal our bicycle!
James: Yeah, we're the thieves around here!
Ash: I'm not stealing, I'm just borrowing. (Now this sounds familiar. . . .)
Friends to the End
Richie: Well Ash, now we have one more thing in common.
Ash: Common? Oh, yeah. (Aw, they both lost. So sad, so sad.)
Ash *thinking*: Richie doesn't feel sorry for himself 'cause he lost, he just wants to do better. I've been acting like a big baby.
Richie: Hey Ash, let's make a promise to become Pokémon Masters no matter what!
Ash: Okay! Promise!
James: Those crazy contraptions can't create the kind of classic catastrophe one can cause by cleverly concealing a calamitous creator. (This is so funny when you say it out loud. Try it!)
Pallet Party Panic
Professor Oak: Let's salute Ash for
finishing in the top sixteen at the Pokémon League and doing Pallet Town proud. Hip
hip!
Everybody: Hooray!
Ash: Thank you too, Pikachu. And all the Pokémon.
Ash: Let's
eat fast so we can eat again!
Ash's mom: Charizard is certainly the life of the
party.
Professor Oak: Well, that's one way of putting it.
Holiday Hi-Jynx
Jessie: Ten Christmases ago a sweet, innocent, beautiful little girl waited for Santa.
Meowth: What was her name?
Jessie: It was me!
Meowth: Oh.
Lapras *speaking telepathically*: It will start getting colder soon.
Ash: I'm pretty tough, Lapras. A little cold's not going to bother me.
*They near the North Pole*
Misty: A little cold doesn't bother you, huh?
Ash *wrapped up in Jynx's hair*: A little cold doesn't, but a lot sure does!
Jessie: Better not cry, Santa Claus is coming . . . with us!
Snow Way Out!
Brock: If the sun's up there about three o'clock, according to my calculations that means. . . .
Ash and Misty: What? What does it mean?
Brock: We're lost.
Misty: All right Ash, you made this mountain into a mole hill! Now get us off it!
Jessie: Let's make like the snow and drift.
A Scare in the Air
Guy 1: Just bring you register receipt and take a chance!
Guy 2: You could win our grand prize blimp trip to beautiful Valencia Island! Hurry hurry!
Brock: Did he say blimp?
Ash: All right, a free trip! Now we'll get to Valencia Island in no time.
Misty: You really don't think you're going to win that free trip, do you?
*They try it.*
Guy 1: He won!
Guy 2: It's our grand prize round-trip blimp flight to Valencia Island for free!
Misty and Brock: UH!
Ash: Oh well, I guess you can't lose them all.
Boss: The only duty those three simpletons are fit for is the blunder brigade. I haven't had any repairs done to those old blimps for decades. They're completely unfit to fly. About the only thing I have maintained on those blimps are their insurance policies. (Oo, the Boss is getting eviler every day.)
Misty: I'm not leaving here without Togepi! I'll battle ghosts or anybody else I have to.
Jessie: That's out cue.
Pokéball Peril
Brock: Floors to be swept! Clothes to be washed! Cooking, mopping, polishing, cleaning! This is just like home! Leave it to Super Brock!
Brock: If I stay here, I'll get to learn more and more about Pokémon every day. And I think these guys may need me a lot more than you guys do.
Ash: Well then, I guess this is good-bye.
Brock: Friends to the end, right Ash?
Ash: Right.
James: Jessie, I think we've accidentally captured a pair of very romantic creatures in our little cage.
Jessie: You mean? Aww. . . .
Meowth: They're lovebirds!
Ash: Huh? You're crazy!
Misty: Crazy is right! Never in a million years!
Jessie: But you're blushing! (I think Team Rocket has just figured out, as a friend of mine put it, that (Ash + Misty + Brock) - Brock = Ash + Misty!)
The Lost Lapras
Ash: Sounds like you know a lot about Pokémon.
Tracey: Well, you learn a lot from being a Pokémon watcher.
Ash and Misty: A Pokémon watcher?
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash: What is that?
Nurse Joy: Pokémon watchers travel the world. They go looking for all kinds of Pokémon so they can observe and study their characteristics and abilities. They even search for new, undiscovered Pokémon. (Hey, that sounds like fun!)
Tracey: Okay, you just got yourself a new traveling buddy!
Ash and Misty: Huh?
Tracey: See, if I stick with you I'll finally get the chance to meet my hero, Professor Oak.
Misty: Hey, you just can't invite yourself!
Ash: You put up quite a fight Lapras, but I caught you anyway!
Tracey: Did he say caught?
Misty: He likes to dream.
Fit to be Tide
Ash: I was expecting a guy trainer.
Misty: I guess she beat all the guys.
Tracey *starts sketching Gym leader*: Hmm. I need to make some observations.
Misty: Hey, just what is it you're observing?
Sissy: Well, since you're such a little squirt, let's use water Pokémon!
Ash: Who are you calling squirt?
*Misty and Pikachu laugh*
Sissy's little brother: Squirt! Squirt squirt squirt squirt!
Sissy: And you'd better be quiet, because you're an even littler squirt.
*Team Rocket recites their motto in the background*
Sissy: Do you know what those people are talking about?
Ash: Not exactly, but we're used to it by now.
The Crystal Onix
Tracey: Maril's tail floats so you can see where it's going.
Ash: That's a handy little feature.
Misty: How did you three escape?
Togepi: Toge toge bri!
James: That is a secret you will never know!
Jessie: The writers can't figure it out either.
James: Hmm. What makes me think we're going to blow it?
In The Pink
Misty: Okay Togepi. Just hit your head, like this. *Misty knocks on a stick with her head* That's a Head Butt.
Togepi: Toge bri! *Togepi hugs the stick*
Misty: Oh boy.
Ash: Officer Jenny, will Pikachu's tail stay pink like this forever?
Officer Jenny: Don't worry Ash. They only stay pink if they eat the berries all the time.
Ash: Whew. Then you'd be Pinkachu.
Pikachu: Pika!
Meowth: The whirlpool threw us up on the island.
James: Please Meowth, don't mention throwing up.
Stage Fight!
Ash: To get along with a Pokémon, the first and most important thing you have to keep in mind, is that Pokémon's personality. You see, every Pokémon is different from every other Pokémon, just like people are all different.
Tracey: Wow. Ash sounds like he really knows what he's talking about.
Misty: That's because he's repeating what Brock used to tell him.
Ash: After being with Pikachu, nothing shocks me anymore.
Misty: Sometimes Ash knows just the right thing to say.
Tracey: I guess it's easy to say the right thing as long as you say it from your heart.
Roger: Yes, the heart always tells the truth.
Bye Bye Psyduck
Misty: Hey Ash, hurry up and throw me Psyduck's Pokéball!
Ash: Always bossing me around. . . .
Misty: Everybody used to yell and say all kinds of bad things about Psyduck, but nobody's gonna say bad things now, right Golduck?
Golduck: Golduck!
Ash: The one who said most of those things was Misty.
Tracey: I told ya. It's love!
Marina: That Golduck isn't yours, it just likes to show off for girls.
Misty: . . . .It's just a Pokémon version of Brock.
Shell Shock!
Ash: And don't worry Professor Oak, I'll do my best to bring back one of those Kabuto fossils! Hey Mom! It's me, Ash!
Tracey: Hey Professor Oak, remember me? I'm Tracey!
Reporter: CUT! Get your faces out of that camera!
Misty: Well who are you to start blaming us for disturbing your precious island!
Strange old guy: Huh?
Misty: You're the one who's disturbing the island by rolling those boulders and causing those rockslides, Mr.!
Ash: Uh, she's got a point there.
Strange old guy: Huh. Quiet!
Reporter: This underground graveyard grotto is actually a mammoth mausoleum, a monument constructed by these incredible calcified Kabuto carcasses! (Whoa. Try saying this one three times fast.)