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Ibiza Babewatch (another pr0n game from Ibiza...these game suck...I didn't really know what to do except explore various locations and see these lame pixelicious babes go around on the screen. Not even that entertaining for a cheap thrill....bleh!)
Game Rating: 6 %
Ibiza Comic Poker (pr0n poker game...couldn't pick which cards you wanted to keep..which was kinda lame...bad voice overs for the women...too hard)
Game Rating: 34 %
Icarus (online chess type game...which actually worked! I was too chicken to play anyone though!)
Game Rating: 30 %
Icy Cash Slots v6 (a slot machine...again....who really cares because there isn't any money involved. Bleh!)
Game Rating: 9 %
IHRA Drag Racing (Drag racing game from Bethesda with not the best graphics. I don't understand why drag racing games which only have to simulate driving in a straight line for a short distance can make such poor graphical tracks. Anyways, the game wasn't that much fun. I'm not that much of a drag racing fan but I found the game too "dumbed down". The game didn't allow you to steer much so there was no skill in keeping your car in your lane.)
Game Rating: 56 %
Imperialism 2 (turn based game...looked cool..kinda like civilization..but couldn't figure out how to get wood cut! Doh!)
Game Rating: 43 %
Imperium Galactica 2 (Master of Orion type clone...game gives you quite a bit of control in managing your empire from researching new technologies to diplomacy with other races. The graphics were pretty good and I liked the real time fighting sequences. The music was also top notch. Unfortunately I have never been a big fan of this genre.)
Game Rating: 78 %
In Cold Blood (third person adventure game. The gameplay focused mainly in thinking puzzles rather than arcade dexterity, which isn't bad in my opinion. The graphics were quite nice, but I quickly didn't know where to go and got stuck. I know I had to get a rope off a guy, but he wouldn't give it to me, even when I stuck a gun in his face. The nerve!)
Game Rating: 76 %
In The Round v1.0 (wasn't sure what to expect from the title of this game. But it's a card game whereas you have to try to clear a deck of cards from 8 tableaus. Cards can be placed away if you can set up runs that are either higher or lower than the present card. It was quite challenging and in the few tries that I attempted, I didn't win. Best I could do was leave 1 card left. Nice, simple card game that is fun for a few minutes.)
Game Rating: 47 %
Incredible Machine v.3.0 (umm...this game is ancient...why are new versions still being made? Basically it's a puzzle game where you have to pop all the balloons or something. Zzzzz!) Game Rating: 62 % Independence War Deluxe (Space combat game..barely beat some space pirates and then got killed by crashing into a small moon...DOH!)
Game Rating: 45 %
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (3rd person game kind of like Tomb Raider..lots of jumping type puzzles...it was ok..but I like looking at Laura's butt better))
Game Rating: 78 %
Infantry Zone (game like Subspace but you control a man instead of a ship. Had lots of weapons you could use..and there were alot of people playing...but I couldn't figure out how to get bigger weapons and therefore died alot! ;))
Game Rating: 60 %
Infestation (game where you control a car and have to complete certain mission objectives. It is in the 3rd person view and your car has lots of powerups you can get in factories. For instance, need to cross some water...get the big wheel powerup. Need to jump over that chasm...no problem get the turbo boost. The game was ok..but nothing that special.)
Game Rating: 59 %
Infinite Air (game where you had to race down a hill and do tricks but the computer always kicked our butts. Looks like Head games has competition! ;))
Game Rating: 55 %
Infinite Patience (just a bunch of card games like klondike, golf, etc. Not bad..but also nothing really special. I think the solitaire game that comes with Windows is more fancier than this game)
Game Rating: 31 %
Inline Racer (If it doesn't run smooth on a p2 266..then the programmers don't know crap! Bad clipping and ran slow!)
Game Rating: 39 %
Innova Disc Golf (golf game but using frisbees...the graphics were very basic and it was quite hard to throw the frisbees straight. You could pick different people to play as..but it didn't really matter because you don't see your character on screen. Real golf games..even the sucky ones are much better than this game.)
Game Rating: 47 %
Insane (a multiplayer racing game with some unique play modes. Some had you racing to capture a certain amount of gates, to capture the flag. It was quite fun stuff though the controls were awkward at first. But after switching to a more heavier vehicle, it wasn't too bad. Overall, fun for a little while at least.)
Game Rating: 73 %
Inside Chessie (I thought at first that this game was going to be a chess game....I couldn't have been farther from the truth. Its a desktop type of tamogotchi...except in this case, you have a women who you have to feed, give gifts and "satisfy". Quite raunchy really, and I don't really see the point of seeing a cartoon figure doing nasty things over and over. This "game" sucks the big one. Excuse the pun..hehe)
Game Rating: 24 %
Intelligent Strategy Games Vol.2 (had connect 4, reversi, connect 5, chess etc. The games were just average but the AI was quite good. I never won once! I guess maybe it's not the ai but my fault! lol)
Game Rating: 36 %
Intellivision Lives! (intellivision emulator....neat to see old games...but boy were they crappy...)
Game Rating: 36 %
Intercept Trainer 2000 v5.0 (didn't really understand how to play this game...you had this icon of a plane on a grid and some dials on the bottom showing heading and such. I'm not even sure if it was even a game. It didn't look like any type of simulator that I've seen.)
Game Rating: 10 %
International Cricket Captain 2000 (blech...another cricket game!! These games suck...especially since it is a manager sim type game so you don't even get to play. All you do is watch the "exciting moments" of the game that your team is playing. I almost fell asleep.)
Game Rating: 31 %
International Cricket Captain-Ashes Tour (and I thought Footie sims were boring...a cricket sim??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Game Rating: 33 %
International Cricket Captain 2 (another cricket sim...why do I bother? Got bored scoring 4 runs and just quit the game)
Game Rating: 37 %
International Cricket Challenge (head games version of cricket. I hate cricket and I hate Head Games...so I came into this game with low expectations. Guess what..my expectations were right. This game sucks! The graphics were bad (although good for a head games product) and I almost fell asleep playing it.)
Game Rating: 16 %
Interstate '82 (game where you controlled 80's cars...but outfitted with weapons and such....kinda fun for awhile...R. Reagan is even a character)
Game Rating: 53 %
Invictus (rts game..but you only had a select amount of units...you used Greek Gods..which was quite neat...plus you could pick up items, cast spells....so it added a rpg flavour to it...very well done)
Game Rating: 78 %
Iron John Hawk (poor animation and when I fell off a cliff...it just booted me back to the main menu! WTF????)
Game Rating: 44 %
Isabelle (very very crap game...it was an adventure game..but the characters were basic polygons...no textures on them.. They also spoke half French and half English..with the English being poorly written and voice acted. Worse game I've seen in awhile.)
Game Rating: 15 %
Jackpot Slots (Oh no..another utisoft slot game...exactly the same as 3d slots but different tile sets...Doh!)
Game Rating: 12 %
Jackpot Super Slots (A slot game.but not by Utisoft....does it make a difference....NO!)
Game Rating: 12 %
Jacks or Better (just a simple video poker game of Jacks or Better. There was no double up feature which kind of stunk but at least the game was quite lose. On my second hand I got a 4 of a kind. Too bad it wasn't for real money! ;))
Game Rating: 16 %
Jagged Alliance 2 (pretty fun turn based strategy game...though our team got killed right at the church that we needed to get to..doh!)
Game Rating: 70 %
Jakkal (Real time strategy game...had some nice graphics and a rotatable camera like Myth..but the playability was awful. The camera controls were unweildy making it a chore just to track your units.)
Game Rating: 52 %
Janes F-18 Hornet (Nice flight sim...great graphics...but while in the air..everyone seems to try to talk all at once...I liked the tutorial because it actually let me know most of the basic keys.)
Game Rating: 85 %
Jason Andrews Jreversi v1.2 (Reversi game...Mav kicked Goose's butt big time. While he was crowing about how good he was...I almost came back because of a few mistakes..but alas...it wasn't meant to be.)
Game Rating: 26 %
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Holiday Hare (Really not much different from the previous version...kinda fun...I guess)
Game Rating: 51 %
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 The Secret Files (platform game...not really my type of game...just run and jump)
Game Rating: 51 %
Jeff Gordon XS Racing (Futuristic Racing game...had wings on your car to fly...very poor computer ai...not very fun!)
Game Rating: 46 %
Jeopardy 2nd Edition (pretty good game show that is quite fun if you like watching it on television. We did pretty good at the game but really sucked out at the condestant quiz. The game had some neat touches to add to the experience. They had video clues, video of Alex Trebek and also let you sign your name like they do on the television show)
Game Rating: 65 %
Jersey Devil (3d platform type of game...nice graphics..and you could do lots of movements...but it was quite hard)
Game Rating: 52 %
Jetboat Super Champs (Racing game with some cool water effects...could only play one level because the game crashed if I pressed any button but the start race button. Oh well...)
Game Rating: 52 %
Jigsaw v1.0 (typical jigsaw type game...you had a tray to put pieces but halfway through the game my tray disappeared and I was never able to finish the puzzle. The game didn't have many puzzles...in fact it only had two!)
Game Rating: 11 %
Jigsaws Galore v3.2 (jigsaw game...not bad...interface was basic with a little tray to put pieces into while you sorted them. Nothing really special about this one. We solved the christmas bulb puzzle in a fast time...although we were playing on easy! ;))
Game Rating: 21 %
Jimmy White Cueball 2 (pool game with poor graphics and controls...even the menu system was unweildy)
Game Rating: 40 %
Jugular Street Luge Racing (not a bad racing game....graphics are ok...and sensation of speed is adequate....the sport is illegal so you have to dodge cops as well..which is kinda cool)
Game Rating: 61 %
Jumble (unscrable words to make crosswords...kind of fun but felt more like I was taking a test or something)
Game Rating: 40 %
Jump Over (had to jump over marbles while trying to clear the whole screen. I've seen this type of game before. This game is no better or no worse than the others.
Game Rating: 32 %
Jumping Bean Marathon (game was made to promote taco bell...essentially it is an arkanoid clone and instead of bricks you had to hit tacos. This game really sucks!)
Game Rating: 16 %
Jumpshot Statistical Basketball (no graphics at all...just all stats...might be fun for basketball fans but I don't really care for the game that much. I tried to control a team but then when somone got fouled out I needed to replace them with somone and I couldn't figure out how this was done. My Celtics were defeated by the Blazers 108-100. Doh!)
Game Rating: 11 %
Jungle Legend (1st person game...where you could swing on vines..shoot arrows or use a knife..graphics were passable..but game was boring!)
Game Rating: 39 %
Junior 6 (another chess program similar to fritz 6...but had this stupid idiot making these gay comments all the time..really spoiled the game...but then again..I hate chess games anyways...plus it seemed hard to make moves.)
Game Rating: 35 %
K-Chess Elite (Boy...I don't have patience for these chess games....can you say Checkmate!)
Game Rating: 30 %
KA-52 Team Alligator (russian helicopter sim...not bad...quite difficult to fly one of these puppies..but it does come with a nice tutorial. I don't know what I was doing wrong but my pilot guy would keep turning off the engines suddenly while I was flying and cause me to plummet into the ground! Doh!)
Game Rating: 60 %
Karate Fighters (Fighting game..but it was so easy...just block..and then counter...got bored before I reached the black belt!)
Game Rating: 28 %
KaRoo (platform game where you move around and try to collect diamonds. The view is from an angle over your character and the camera swings around to face where you are heading. I found this to be annoying after awhile. It was also hard to see the ladders going to different platforms)
Game Rating: 45 %
Kart Race (mario kart type clone...not nearly as good as that classic game..but I found it quite fun. Graphics were pretty basic and the ai for the racers was sad...but at least I won a few races)
Game Rating: 45 %
Kawasaki Fantasy Motocross (This game was ok...the graphics were ok but seemed to be too 3D. I hate when the textures are all stretched and blurry. The game was pretty fun for awhile with some nice jumps and obstacles but got boring after a few races.)
Game Rating: 58 %
Keep The Balance (for some reason, I thought this game was a rts, but it was exactly like the title says. The object of the game is to put various things on two scales in the attempt to keep both sides evenly balanced. It's harder than it sounds, since there is a nasty joker guy who will either take things off your scales. You can replace certain objects by simply replacing it with a heavier or lighter object, however, things like animals will not go in a ring of fire etc. Overall, a fun game for a few minutes of play, but I don't think the fun factor lasts for that much longer.)
Game Rating: 61 %
Keno Buddies v1.1 (keno game where you and your "keno buddies" can go to a variety of locations to try to win at keno. You can play at Hawaii, NY, London, etc but the only difference was a different background and amounts that you can win.)
Game Rating: 20 %
Keno Casino Professional v.3.2 (Keno game...didn't win once....why have a keno game if you aren't betting money...oh well...)
Game Rating: 16 %
Keno Pro v.1.1 (Keno simulator...not really a game...just a way to test which numbers come up most frequently)
Game Rating: 8 %
Keno Reeves Video Bingo v2.5 (typical bingo game...had a voice calling out the numbers..I found it hard to click on the numbers when..plus the voice on the normal setting went to quickly for my liking so I put it on automatic mode....not bad...but Bingo just isn't fun unless you are playing for real money!)
Game Rating: 37 %
Kid Cards v1.2 (just a basic teaching tool..to help kids identifying objects...not sure what age group it's trying to get...the game where kids identify objects from pictures seem to be set for preschool..but the spelling quiz is set for a grade 3-4 level. Weird!)
Game Rating: 13 %
Killer Loop (futuristic racer type game...was not too bad...could get weapons like bombs or rockets..though it seemed to overdo the coloured lighting just a tad bit!)
Game Rating: 61%
Kingdom Under Fire (Rts strategy game that looked like it had great potential. Unfortunately I didn't like the fact that you could only scroll a certain amount of troops at one time. The in game engine cutscenes helped move the story along but were annoying because you couldn't skip them. This became especially annoying each time you had to reload the level. The game was also excessively hard. Games should ease on the difficulty and Kingdom Under Fire just threw it at me right off. The intro and music was cool but overall the game was a disappointment.
Game Rating: 65 %
King of Dragon Pass (kind of a fun game where you just allocate men to farming, to the army etc...send out traders and raiding parties and occasionally make decisions on random events that happen)
Game Rating: 69 %
King of the Hill (This game has two separate components to it. There is a hunting game where you have to choose one of the characters from the show to come with you. The other game lets you explore around talking to the characters of the show and playing certain mini games like a scavenger hunt, etc. This game sucks..but it is saved slightly by the fact that it allows fans of the show to explore around and talk with the characters.)
Game Rating: 51 %
KingPin (3D shooter game with lots of bad language...you had option to cuss...and when you hit enemies..you saw bullet holes)
Game Rating: 51 %
King's Corners (kinda neat solitaire game...better than most)
Game Rating: 42 %
Kiss n Kill (This game is really bad. I really wonder how old the game designers are because the jokes were really infantile. Anyways...the game has two types of games in it. A memory matching game and a game where you shoot targets that fall from the top of the screen. The main character of the game is either a penis or a condom. I don't know about everyone else...but I would rather play a game without a penis being the main character!)
Game Rating: 6 %
Kiss Pinball (basic pinball game that had a few bonuses and played kiss music in the background. It only had two tables and I found the ball moved around a little too fast. There are far better pinball games out there and I would only reccomend this one if you are a Kiss fan.)
Game Rating: 53 %
Kiss Psycho Circus (Quake engined first person shooter clone, nothing really special of this one. The textures weren't even that good, and it seemed quite dull. Games with fancy engines don't necessarily mean good games. I don't care of going around as a KISS character and blowing up spiders and clown spiders. How lame.)
Game Rating: 59 %
Klingon Honor Guard (didn't work bitch!)
Game Rating: 5 %
Klomanager Gone with the Flush (kind of a business sim where you had to run bathrooms...upgrade the facilities...research new "comforts" and sabotage your enemies efforts. Pretty fun until the computer sent the health inspector and closed my washrooms)
Game Rating: 66 %
Knights and Merchants (A very fun game similar to Settlers 3...need to build a community and army...poor controls though)
Game Rating: 69 %
KO Boxing (cool boxing game...pretty nice graphics...won a few matches..but then Goose tried and got knocked out with one punch! ! ;) )
Game Rating: 60 %
Konung (roleplaying game which was ok but nothing really special. The game played sort of like Diablo but I didn't like the fact that all the shopkeepers in town looked all the same. This in turn was the same with the enemies who were mostly clones of each other. You were able to recruit other party members which made the game more fun. I finally died when I was talking to a person and suddenly heard grunting sounds. Unfortunately for me, the game allowed me to be attacked even though I was talking to an npc. Before I could exit the chat I was dead!)
Game Rating: 56 %
Kyodai DX v11 (cool little mahjonng game that would tilt the board as you moved it....the game also had one of those match 5 tiles to get the blocks to diappear type game..and also a tetris type clone where you don't rotate the pieces but change the colors on the rectangles.)
Game Rating: 51 %
Kotobuki (top down puzzle type game...every two levels you win..you see a naked girl...japanamation type pr0n...blech)
Game Rating: 25 %
Laa Laa Stikes back (not really a commercial game..just a game someone made to make fun of Telly Tubbies...you get to machine gun Laa Laa while dodging stuff..pretty basic)
Game Rating: 5 %
Lamentation Sword (Chinese Diablo clone.. ok..but the translation to English was laughable. "The monsters of land is bad!")
Game Rating: 45 %
Lander (nice graphics...hard to control your lander with the mouse)
Game Rating: 56 %
Landmine (mainly just a clone of minesweeper but with a little bit better graphics. The bomb actually explodes if you choose it and you can pick different backgrounds like a desert, water and jungle)
Game Rating: 35 %
Laser Arena (1st person shooter...great graphics for such a small game. The levels had you deathmatching against bots which were quite smart. There wasn't much variety in the weapons but you could spring off of jump pads which made for some unique gameplay)
Game Rating: 67 %
Last Call (Bartender Sim game...you have to mix drinks for customers in order to receive tips....the game is actually more fun to botch the drink and see the reaction from the patron! :) )
Game Rating: 57 %
Lazgo (chess type game with weird pieces...the object is to get yor lazer to shoot the other sides pieces by redirecting it, etc. Not bad...but kinda boring)
Game Rating: 43 %
Le Mans 24 Hours (Racing game...pretty fun with some commentary...the 24 hour race was quite neat because you raced during the day and the night...I could only finish 8th most of the time...just out of the points...doh!)
Game Rating: 72 %
Leap Ahead Third Grade Midnight Rescue (Kids game where you had to find the professor before he made the school disappear. You did this by taking pictures of robots and reading passages answering the questions right. When you did this you received a clue and once you got all the clues you had to declare which robot was guilty. The game was ok but my neice became bored with it pretty fast. The reading sections just weren't presented in a fun manner.)
Game Rating: 44 %
Leap Ahead Third Grade Outnumbered (This is pretty much the same as the above game except you need to solve math problems instead of reading questions. The game still has a clue like premise where you have to get enough clues to find out which robot was guilty. The robots in this game through CDs at you and some of them were quite hard to hit with your laser.)
Game Rating: 45 %
Legend of Ancient Dragon Fursival (sorry I don't do 1996 games...especially Japanese console rpg clones...the graphics were very dated and the words during the intro scrolled by faster than I could read)
Game Rating: 36 %
Legend of Dragon Island (Kind of warcraft meets the far east....except it had bad graphics..and the game ran really fast like it was supposed to be run on 286's)
Game Rating: 39 %
Legend of Monkey Hero (a chinese game...oh..why do I even bother? Didn't know how to play because all the text!)
Game Rating: 27 %
Lego Alpha Team (puzzle type game where you have to guide your commando type lego guy through a maze by moving certain plates, jump pads, and stairs to get to the end of the level. Not bad...but I didn't like the 3d camera controls...it was hard to see the level. I did like the handy hint feature that gave you a helping hand when you got stuck)
Game Rating: 58 %
Lego Friends (nothing really to do with lego..it's actually a little girls game...you make a song..dance steps and a stage set..and then watch it all come together. My little niece like it..but even she found that it got tediously after awhile.)
Game Rating: 63 %
Lego Loco (Couldn't get it to run...only saw the intro.which was kinda cool. IND releases SUX)
Game Rating: 15 %
Lego My Style Kindergarten (Kiddie game that helps them learn basic math problems, music recognition skills, and word shapes. It was quite well done and easy for young kids to learn. It would have been nice if there were more variety of games for the kids, since most were just choosing the correct answer and so on. Overall, a nice proggie for the kids, but as for parents, this program will surely not entertain you as you supervise the kids playing it. Usually Disney is the only company that seems to be able to pull that off.)
Game Rating: 55 %
Lego Stunt Rally (racing game where you race little lego cars around a variety of tracks. The game is kind of a kiddie game because the computer helps to steer most of the time. I tried to steer around the track but kept losing control becuase the it almost seems like there is a magnet keeping the car in the center of the track. I got second in one race by just pressing up and easing down on the corners. The game did have a neat track editor as well.)
Game Rating: 65 %
Lego Racer (kind of ran slow...also made me feel sick after awhile...fun..but hard...computers were too good..and got better as you got better)
Game Rating: 52 %
Lego Rock Raiders (rts game..where you had to mine ore and crystals and build a base...not bad but a little frustrating! Jiminy Christmas!)
Game Rating: 63 %
Legoland (park building type game..but with lego blocks and lego people...not bad...but more oriented towards kids than sim theme park and rollercoaster tycoon...I finally gave up building my park after if told me for the 97th time..."build a driving school"...I had freaking 4 of them!!! ;) )
Game Rating: 64%
Lemmings Revolution (pretty much the same concept of the original lemmings games where you can make your lemmings into builders, diggers, bashers, etc. This time however you can rotate the level in 3D...the graphics are more 3D. I like this type of a puzzle game.)
Game Rating: 79 %
Leos BlackJack v1.1 (simple blackjack game...I wish it was for real money though since I only lost 3 hands out of about 20! ;))
Game Rating: 25 %
Letizia Casta Strip Poker (strip poker game..but as with top girl..the patch didn't work..so u couldn't strip the beauties! grrr!)
Game Rating: 42 %
Let's Dogfight (WWI action flight sim....not bad..you control a plane and have to destroy your enemies base structures as well as their anti-aircraft guns...controls were a little hard to fine tune and they expected you to destroy everything in one turn..which was really hard!)
Game Rating: 52 %
Lets Explore the Airport (kiddie game...but my neice liked it...you explore the airport clicking on hotspots in which they do different things....you can visit the tower, baggage area, etc...There is also a trivia section, coloring book...not a bad learning tool)
Game Rating: 52 %
Liath (adventure type game...had built in walkthru..but the interface was screwy...so we couldn't finish it...oh well!)
Game Rating: 40 %
Life or Death 2 (Chinese rts game...didn't really know what to do..I just brought my men and asteroid hopped around until they died. Built parts of my base...but couldn't replenish my guys and didn't know how to get money. The game had poorly translated English help screens and overall wasn't much fun)
Game Rating: 46 %
Lightslayer (rpg game but with really dated graphics. The game engine was worse than Wolfenstein 3D but the controls were very similar. You have to go through mazes (you have a handy automap on the bottom which was nice) and fight monsters by casting spells at them. You can visit inns, and other places to buy potions, etc)
Game Rating: 16 %
Links Ls 99 (realistic golf physics...no other golf game even closely compares..sand shots are different from 98 but still good..can add your own wavs etc)
Game Rating: 91 %
Links LS 99 Phonenix Course (skinny fairways...but good because Links is the best golf game ever!)
Game Rating: 90 %
Links Ls 2000 (sequel to Links Ls 99..some new courses..but nothing really changed..but that's ok..because this game rules!) Game Rating: 90% Links Ls 2000 Course Pack 1(adds a slew of older courses but remade for the 2000 engine...very nice..though the sand traps are like trenches!)
Game Rating: 83 %
Links LS 2001 (best golf game on the market...this years edition is a significant upgrade from previous versions. The rough and sand look better and also act more realistic. The size of your golfer has more than doubled. Another nice feature is the addition of the course architect.)
Game Rating: 90 %
Lionardo v1.1 (4 by 4 squares and you had to match 4 type symbols in a row. Didn't do to bad on my first try, but this game is only good for a couple minutes play at best.) Game Rating: 23 % Little Ida (Platform type game..ok...but kinda boring...plus I was a little girl who would stop crying...what a wuss!)
Game Rating: 43 %
Live Wire (puzzle type game where you had to get tiles before your competitors..had screwy controls!)
Game Rating: 31 %
Lochness Solitaire (fun card game where you had to keep runs going...Mav was better at then me!)
Game Rating: 37 %
Lomax Boulders 4 Logan Returns (a boulderdash clone, but it seemed quite hard. Plus there was no room for maneuver, since the programmer decided to add a billion gems for you to collect, and a billion enemies that could kill you. To top it all off, while your collecting the already mentioned gems, green slime starts to block off the exits. Too frustrating for me.)
Game Rating: 19 %
Louisville Slugger TPS City League Softball (very crappy softball game but I guess what should I have expected since the game was from Head Games. The players looked almost like stick people...the controls were non existent! Bleh!)
Game Rating: 48 %
Lover's Extacy (couples type game which plays like monopoly except if you don't have enough money then you have to do something with another person. For example, give them a massage, etc.)
Game Rating: 35 %
Lucky Luke on the Daltons Trail (side scroller platform type of game...ok...had lots of puzzles in it which I kind of liked instead of having jumps that you have to time just right...got repetitive quite fast....oh...and my Lucky Luke wasn't that lucky because I died.)
Game Rating: 50 %
Luffwaffe Cammander (nice graphics..but bad controls..the plane kept going into spins..my wingmen even crashed with me)
Game Rating: 45 %
Lula Pinball (corny pinball game with sexual overtures. The physics engine was really crappy and the 4 tables were the worst I've ever seen for a pinball. Just plain crap.)
Game Rating: 24 %
Lurid Land (loderunner type clone....I kinda liked it..but it was only shareware and I could only play one level....What is up with that?)
Game Rating: 35%
Lynq (puzzle game...where you had to piece 3d objects together in a certain order. Very obtuse controls and the graphics sucked. Plus, it seemed too bizzare for me. Lame game in my opinion.)
Game Rating: 11 %
M25 Racer (Racing game with small little European cars....pretty fun...courses were varied with lots of traffic to contend with)
Game Rating: 81 %
Machines (real-time strategy game...nice graphics..but units move too slowly...also no personality for the units)
Game Rating: 41 %
Madballs (game where you had to move balls around until you got 5 in a row and they disappeared...seen it all before..had cool superman midi!)
Game Rating: 33 %
Madden Football 2000 (great football game..with great animations...very realistic but fun....Mav beat Goose in a shootout...56-50..Wow!)
Game Rating: 89 %
Madden Football 2001 (even better than the previous years edition...they have a great running game so you don't have to throw all the time. I loved the new animations. This game rocks!)
Game Rating: 91 %
Mad Gab (game show type game..where you had to make words out of sounds...or the reverse...just like the board game...pretty fun!)
Game Rating: 68 %
Mad Trax (cool racing game with 3dfx graphics....we liked the split screen version where you could shoot opponents) Game Rating: 65 % Mafis Chess 2000 (same old same old...a basic chess game...at least Goose lasted for a few moves..but same result...CHECKMATE!)
Game Rating: 36 %
Magic and Mahem (cool real time strategy game that had roleplaying elements in it....neat spells)
Game Rating: 56 %
Magic Dream (kid type game where you control a kid trying to find his bear....animation was quite nice for the characters in the game giving a cartoon effect. Plus the game was english but the people had accents so in some of the games where my neice had to pick out the letters of the alphabet from what they were saying...it was really hard to distinguish)
Game Rating: 30 %
Magic Games Collection (collection of logic games...moving 5 color balls to match, etc...not bad for 1 disk)
Game Rating: 40 %
Magic Reversi (reversi game which had a nice feature where your tiles would burn into a flame and then change to your colour when you capture a piece. The computer ai was pretty good although in some games he would act like a complete moron.)
Game Rating: 39 %
Magic Words (tetris type game where you had to spell words...must have been a french company because they accepted 'non')
Game Rating: 29 %
Mahjong 3000 Pro (another crappy Glow release of mahjong)
Game Rating: 22 %
Mah Jongg Classic Chinese Style (classic mahjongg..not the pyramid one. Don't really know how to play it..even when I read the instructions...long story short...I lost! :( hehe)
Game Rating: 43 %
Mahjongg Madness (pretty fun mahjongg game....especially the two player match where two opponents try to see who can make the most matches first....Mav beat me...doh!)
Game Rating: 60 %
Mahjongg Master 3 (This was not a bad Mahjongg game. The game had a variety of tables and a unique feature that it had was that it allowed you to rotate the board around in 3D. This did cause some problems because in the 3D mode it was hard to see the numbers but it could be turned off and on easily enough. The game also had a variety of play modes including the ever popular falling color tiles. I personally liked the Hoyles Boards version of falling tiles better.)
Game Rating: 62 %
Mahjong Mania (mahjong tile game with some different type of patterns for you to play off of. Pretty typical for this type of game. We won the first one and lost the second)
Game Rating: 46 %
Majesty (unique real time strategy game..you can't control your heroes or units..instead you have to set up bounties or incentives to get them to fight monsters and explore the map. The voices that your characters have are really funny and you start to care and root for your heroes..as they gain levels, find treasure, get items etc. )
Game Rating: 88 %
Majesty The Northern Expansion (expansion pack for the unique rts game. Instead of controlling your heroes, you just set bounties and explore flags for them to get. The heroes can decide to follow your wishes, or ignore them altogether. Very addicting. In the expansion pack, new buildings include, an outpost [allowing to building a little community away from your city], a sorceror's abode [allowing new spells], a masoleum [allowing you to resurrect dead heroes], hall of champions [allowing you to place bounties on monsters] and other upgrades. It was the same old gameplay, but what gameplay it is! Very worth it, and I can't wait to see Majesty 2. The only problem with this game is the intense difficulty of the missions. Even hard to win using cheat codes!)
Game Rating: 90 %
Malkari (space galaxy conquest type game...pressed a hundred buttons..couldn't see any discernable effect!)
Game Rating: 7 %
Malvinas 2032 (propaganda game based on a future war between Britain and Argentina over the Falkland Islands. The game is a real-time strategy game but very basic. In between each mission, you are briefed on what happened in 1982 and what you need to do for the new mission. Some of the events they say happened during the 1982 crisis is laughable.)
Game Rating: 21 %
Man of War 2 (Age of sail simulation..better graphics that the first one...did the battle of Trafalgar...was winning until Mav struck our colors!) Game Rating: 43 %
Marble Zone (Logic type marble game where you had to make sure you directed the marble path to a certain spot.)
Game Rating: 37 %
Marco Polo (trading game where you had to trade spices, fabrics, arms, etc....kinda fun to haggle with the merchants and try to make your fortune. Got boring fast though)
Game Rating: 56 %
Mars Maniac (racing game which was not too bad but I could only play one track. I couldn't beat it. The best I did was second and that was some of the best racing of my life! ;) I did like the ghost race option where you or a friend can race the level and then your opponent can try to beat it. I kept getting bonuses like Crystal power, etc...however I have no idea what they did!)
Game Rating: 61 %
Martian Gothic- Unification (Resident Evil clone....definately not as good as the Resident Evil games because there just wasn't any fear of being attacked. You had to alternate between 3 different people sending items through a vacuum tube. The game had some stupid storyline element where none of your characters could be in the same room with another. Bleh!)
Game Rating: 65 %
Master of the Skies- The Red Ace (I remeber playing this same game but under a different name. I think it was Curse you Red Baron! or something like that. Anyways the game is actually quite fun with you controlling a small WWI plane and shooting down other enemies and bombing buildings. The default controls are the mouse and although I found them unwieldy at first, I came to like the precision associated with a mouse. The game gives you 25 total missions and is quite fun albeit a bit hard.)
Game Rating: 63 %
MasterWorks Flux (neat puzzle game where you have to match certain tiles together...match all the tiles and you win....sounds easy but actually it takes a bit of strategy to get them all....pretty fun)
Game Rating: 54 %
Masque Bingo with Keno (crappy bingo and keno game...but at least the bingo game had some different bingo variations..and a voice calling out the #'s)
Game Rating: 38 %
Masque Casino Game Pak II (just a collection of slots, poker tables, keno and bingo...not bad..but nothing special either...had a neat adventure interface where you walk around the casino kind of like a King's Quest)
Game Rating: 46 %
Masque Slots (slot game...pretty crappy because the only thing that changed was the pictures..they all played the same. Basic sound FX and no double up)
Game Rating: 35 %
Matchbox Caterpillar Construction Zone (kid game where you have to do missions like bulldoze a building or move dirt to a certain area....The graphics screwed up for me in 3d and software mode!)
Game Rating: 20 %
Math Card (concentration type game...where you had to match equations..once you matched them..then you had to solve it)
Game Rating: 19 %
Mathtris (tetris style game but the blocks that fall are numbers, equal signs, plus or negative, multiply or divide signs....the object is to get rid of the blocks by making equations....wheee..are we having fun yet! ;)
Game Rating: 24 %
MaTris v1.21.336 (simple tetris game but before you could play you have to answer some math problems! Luckily I passed so I was able to play the game! ;P)
Game Rating: 23 %
Max Mole (Boulderdash clone but this one had some nice polished graphics. It was also quite cool how your guy would move a boulder around. But upon a few tries, I began to get quite frustrated. One little mistake and BLAM, you have to start the who gem collecting process all over again. Finally, I thought to myself, "take your time", so I carefully plotted my route and was about 90% done of the maze. To my surprise, there was a stupid timer, and I ran out of time! All that careful work all gone to waste and then I had to start all over again. Guess what, I didn't!)
Game Rating: 42 %
Maximum Pool (nice pool game with great physics...easy to control and I liked the weird fantasy tables...they were quite fun to play especially the poker one.)
Game Rating: 69 %
Mayday (real time strategy game..controls were a bit sluggish..plus when units died..they left their wreckage..which blocked me in first mission)
Game Rating: 46 %
Maze Challenge v1.0 (just a game that creates a random maze and lets you try to get through it...the faster you do, the higher the score. Not much of a game....almost looks like a university project or something.)
Game Rating: 27 %
MDK 2 (arcade action game from the third person. You control some weird characters from a guy in a weird futuristic looking suit, two a cigar smoking dog. The graphics were quite nice and you could jump, glide and strafe and enter into sniper mode. I personally liked the game as much as I liked the first MDK...which wasn't very much!)
Game Rating: 51 %
MechCommander Gold (Real-time strategy game....I didn't see any building component to it though. The game does have a neat feature of allowing you to salvage components on the battlefield. The game comes with the original missions and the expansion pack. Not bad...but the game seemed dated compared to Age of Empires II.)
Game Rating: 61 %
Mechwarrior 3 (very nice graphics..made u feel like driving a 10 ton robot...I finished a few missions..which was a first for us! hehe)
Game Rating: 59 %
MechWarrior 3 Pirates Moon (great giant robot combat game....the weapon effects are nice and so are the textures on the robots...the missions were kinda tough though)
Game Rating: 81 %
Mechwarrior 4 (awesome mech type game...the graphics are awesome with trees disintergrating when your mech runs over them, great lighting effects with your weapons and the terrain graphics were a great improvement. The force feedback effects were really intense as well allowing you to feel your mech wallking and the recoil of your weapons. The intro also was one of the best I have ever seen.)
Game Rating: 88 %
Medieval 2 (turn based war game that was pretty fun. You could play various medieval battles. I liked this war game because it was not overly complex. It was pretty sophisticated though with your troops able to rally, surrender, become routed or berserk. The only thing is that the graphics are pretty basic.)
Game Rating: 69 %
Medieval Britain (strategy game where you have to raise armies, fortify castles and take over the whole of Britain. The game was in real time...but kind of played like a turn based game. The computer players kicked my butt since I forgot to fortify my castles. Eventually a peasant army overwhelmed the few knights I had. Doh!)
Game Rating: 21 %
Megaman Legend (3rd person action game based on the two dimensional scroller. The textures were not varied enough to keep the levels interesting and the graphics seemed dated by at least 5 years. Gameplay was pretty bad as well and the camera didn't always swing around to give you the best view of the action. Stick to the older versions of these games...they are much better!)
Game Rating: 45 %
Meggiesoft Games (3 games of gin rummy, pinocle and rummy...they all sucked..couldn't pick any cards....it's the worst card game we've played)
Game Rating: 4 %
Melker The Elk Hunt v1.02 (This is just your typical side-scroller where you control and elk and try to collect a variety of gems and fruit. You can jump over the enemies or use your horns to attack them. The enemies that I encountered were hunters and aliens that shot laser weapons at me. The game wasn't bad but I found there was a lot of jumping which made it hard. The aliens were especially tough to try to get past. I liked the fact that there were secret areas that you could find but this didn't really lengthen the game that much.)
Game Rating: 46 %
Memory Game v2.7 (simple matching game...had quite a few tiles so it was quite challenging. Played head to head against Mav and he beat me 15 tiles to 12!)
Game Rating: 12 %
Mephisto Genius 99(chess game...got checkmated in 3 minutes by the computer....doh! Maybe I should bring down the AI?)
Game Rating: 25 %
Mercedes Benz Truck Racing (If the rating on this game was decided only on graphics, this game would be rated alot higher! The graphics were amazing! Even on my lowly TNT2 ultra the graphics seemed crisp and detailed. I didn't care much for the racing though. For one, the damage modelling was non existent and it was tremendously hard to keep your big truck on the road. They didn't seem to handle like a big rig. In fact I was spinning out and fishtailing like I was driving a small Japanese car.)
Game Rating: 61 %
Mercer Meyers Just Me And My Dad (another kids game...this game was one of those story telling type titles where the child can listen to the story and read the words. During the story, things move around sort of like a cartoon and before they turn the page to continue, they can click on hotspots and see some neat things. Pretty good especially for the younger kids.)
Game Rating: 52 %
Metal Fatigue (real time strategy game that was quite fun. You could fight on three different levels at one time...one in the air...one on the surface and the last underground. The cool thing was the ability to build huge bots with different arms and legs and weapons. When you battled your opponents bots and destroyed them...sometimes a arm or leg would fall to the ground...allowing you to use it on your own bots. The computer was way too hard though!)
Game Rating: 82 %
Metal Gear Solid (PC version of the popular Playstation title which was fairly well done although it did suffer from minor bouts of consolitis. The game was quite fun and allowed the player to accomplish his mission goals by stealth or by fighting his way through. The graphics were quite nice although they were in still low res because of it was initially made for a console, but I could have done without the ugly crawling through the grates sections. This game was surprisingly quite fun!)
Game Rating: 85 %
Metal Knight (real time strategy...very crappy....kept repeating the same annoying message...couldn't get the movies to work)
Game Rating: 30 %
Metal Knights (strategy game where you have to build an empire and then conquer your opponent. The game is all turned based with very dated graphics. I could only get hot seat to work.)
Game Rating: 31 %
Michael Owens World League Soccer 99 (Not as good as Fifa..but I've seen worse!)
Game Rating: 53 %
Micro-Flight 2000 (little simulation game on a group of aircraft that rarely get the sim treatment they deserve -Ultralights-. You could pilot gliders, ultralights and other non-engine powered aircraft and start by being towed by car, plane or already defaulted in the air. The graphics while not 3d accelerated were fairly good though the crash modes was poorly done. It would have been nice to see parts of your airplane splinter apart etc. To fly an ultralight, you have to find thermos or aircurrents to keep your plane airborne. Unfortunately for me, I couldn't get the knack of getting any and usually ended my mission by spinning sharply toward the ground. hehe. I also could seem to find the keyboard configures and didn't know where the rudder control was, which essentially made my flying more frustrating then ever.)
Game Rating: 46 %
Microbes Games (I didn't understand what the heck was going on...what a crap shareware type game)
Game Rating: 11 %
Microsoft Baseball 2001 (not a bad baseball game....all the players had the proper faces of their real life counterparts. They also had the same stances and builds. The game used a unique pitcher/batter interface where you have to put your x icon over the 0 icon of the pitchers and then press the button to swing. Not as realistic as High Heat Baseball...everyone seems to have superhuman strength and speed)
Game Rating: 70 %
Microsoft Best of Window Entertainment Pack (collection of little windows games....my favourites were tetris, golf, freecell and Jezzball. Some of them bring back some fond memories..even though some of the games like skiing etc were just plain crap!)
Game Rating: 42 %
Microsoft Casino (This was a pretty good casino game. It had all the standard casino games including poker, blackjack, roulette, keno, craps, video poker, slots and more. I didn't like the craps game because after I put all my bets on the table I couldn't find where you could start throwing the dice. The game gave you an option of playing at three different casinos. Each were pretty similar but they all offered different comps. It was a nice diversion trying to win all the comps from each casino. They also had a neat tournament feature. I wish this game was like real life because I kicked butt on the black jack table winning over 4 million dollars! hehe)
Game Rating: 70 %
Microsoft Classic Board Games (just games such as chess, checkers, mahjong, 4 in the row etc. I was kind of disappointed with some of the games. They were just the plain jane board game that you see everywhere. I was hoping Microsoft would stick some original ones in here.)
Game Rating: 59 %
Microsoft International Football 2000 (couldn't get 3dfx working or sound, Goose was getting his butt kicked..but got the "winning goal!")
Game Rating: 38 %
Microsoft Plus Game Pack Cards and Puzzles (collection of card games and puzzles. I liked the card games better. They had yahtzee, cribbage, old maid, fish, etc. They were pretty fun. Some of the computers were tough though. Socrates!! hehe The puzzle games were ok but most of them were quite dumb. I liked the one where you had to guide colored rats and get three or four in a row.)
Game Rating: 55 %
Microsoft Return of Arcade Anniversary Edition (ahh...the classics! :p I love these old games, especially pacman and dig dug. Goose was a little better than me in most of these games, and beat me time and time again in pole position, galaxian and pac man. I've obviously lost my joystick touch over the years! lol Couldn't get Ms pac man to work correctly which was the only new game in the anniversary edition)
Game Rating: 73 %
Midnight GT (not sure if this was a beta or not....since you could only play 1 track and choose only 2 cars. Seems pretty sparse to me! However, tracks and cars might have to be unlocked after you win races and I didn't win at all, basically, I finished last! hehe. The overall graphics were adequate though nothing spectacular. The crash physics were poor and the only thing that impressed me about this game was the skidding around corners...which seemed fairly believable. I think this game was a chinese or japanese port with the various chinese symbols all over the place.)
Game Rating: 61 %
Midnight Racing (arcade type racing game....but the tracks were all at night...I guess this is the reason for the name! ;p I found it was too dark so all the tracks looked the same. It was also hard to see the turns. I hate games that use darkness to hide bad textures or something.)
Game Rating: 32 %
Midnite Sunitaire (ok solitaire game..kinda like spiderette.)
Game Rating: 37 %
Midtown Madness (racing game where you have to drive through Chicago...pretty good...but I still like Need4Speed better)
Game Rating: 57 %
Midtown Madness 2 (pretty fun racing game where you can race through London or San Francisco with a variety of vehicles including a city bus! The physics weren't realistic but who cares..this is an arcade type racing game. I liked the mode where you just have to hit all the checkpoints in any order and while taking shortcuts and dodging cars and other hazards.)
Game Rating: 83 %
Mig Alley (flight sim set during the Korean war...great terrain graphics...got a mig kill once..but then tried as the mig and got shot down)
Game Rating: 54 %
Might and Magic VII (great old school type of role playing game...lots of combat and raising levels and stats...One of our favorites!)
Game Rating: 85 %
Might and Magic 8 (nice old school role playing game. The engine is getting a little dated and I didn't like the fact that you only started with one character and had to find the other ones. Still the game is fun to bring up your characters stats and find the unique items.)
Game Rating: 78 %
Mighty Math Number Heroes (math teaching tool designed for kids. Had 4 mini games which teached fractions, geometry, probability and add/subtract skills. Quite good for young kids.)
Game Rating: 34 %
Mike's Cards (nice collection of poker games, kid games (like crazy eight,etc), solitaire games and even a fun cribbage game. Pretty good..except for the some games, the cards would shrink to fit all the cards on the screen and it would make them too small to read. The cribbage game also didn't display a peg board. Not really a big deal but a noticeable exclusion.)
Game Rating: 55 %
Mike Stewarts Pro Bodyboarding (suprisingly fun....felt like you were bodyboarding...had to catch the waves...and then do tricks)
Game Rating: 58 %
Mike Stewart's Pro Bodyboarding International (pretty much the same as the original pro bodyboarding....at least this time I was able to pull off some nifty stunts...but they still only scored me 1.5! wtf...the politics I say..it was the politics!)
Game Rating: 67 %
Militato (game where you controlled a potato with a gun....very lame...could only move at 90 degree angles...used old doom sounds...blah!)
Game Rating: 39 %
Millenium Racer (futuristic racer game...nice graphics...had to use boosts to try to stay ahead of computers...but they were super good....too bad they didn't include weapony to use ;) ) Game Rating: 66 % Milton Bradley Classic Board Games (just had parcheesi, chess, checkers, dominoes, connect 4, etc...ok..but not great)
Game Rating: 48 %
Mimosal Mah Jong v1.0d (not the normal mahjong type of game..but a board game...where you say southwind, 8 bamboos, pung, etc. HUH?)
Game Rating: 21 %
Mine Field (What is the difference between this and minesweeper...none! Blech)
Game Rating: 16 %
Minigolf Master (see review on Miniverse as they are the essentially the same game except for the title screen)
Game Rating: 73 %
Minitris Penta (tetris clone but with no shapes..had to make 3 colors match)
Game Rating: 20 %
Miniverse (mini putt game...surprisingly fun once I got used to the putter method. Once I did it was quite intuitive...The levels were quite inventive but relied on a lot of luck. I didn't like the forced ad that was loaded up in my broswer on exit though!)
Game Rating: 73 %
Missile Command (not a bad update of the original game...nice graphics and the gameplay is still fun after all these years)
Game Rating: 72 %
Mission Risk (computer version of the old boardgame risk...pretty fun...but very hard..computers kicked my butt!)
Game Rating: 44 %
Mission Risk v2.4.7 (just what the name says..it's just a basic risk game...pretty fun but I found the "smart" computers were pretty dumb. They never ruined my continents when they could have. I lost the first game..but creamed them the second!)
Game Rating: 64 %
Miss Match v6.7 (matching game...graphics were pretty basic. I also found the sound effects very annoying. The "hard" puzzles didn't add new pieces...they just made the pieces smaller so it was harder to see!)
Game Rating: 21 %
Mix and Match v1.0 (matching game that was pretty basic. It just had one themed cards that you could match that was based on icons. You could download more off the internet though. Nothing really special to set this game apart. I found the game "Now Hear This"..also made by this company to be better because it was at least unique since you were matching sounds)
Game Rating: 20 %
MJ97 Mahjong (Crack, Bam, Mahjong!! WTF??)
Game Rating: 8 %
MJ99 Mahjong (Crack, Bam, Mahjong!! Even after two years....It still looks the same....WTF?)
Game Rating: 7 %
MoHo (the title reminds me of the termite game Bad Mojo...but luckily for me, it was a fairly fun battling robot game. In one event, you had to traverse your robot through various traps and pits collecting little golden balls. In the next level, you had to battle up to 4 other robots. I wasn't sure if you could hit your robots, so instead I just steered them toward spike traps and the like. It was fun for a few mins of play, and since your robot was on a wheel, you could do various cool stunts to get away from your would be robot-bashers.)
Game Rating: 72 %
Monkey Wrench Conspiracy (crappy first person shooter game...had to do autocad mini games....wft? Guess what..I don't have autocad!)
Game Rating: 5 %
Molez (looked like it would be a fun two player game...but it had the worse controls I have ever seen for a game..blech)
Game Rating: 12 %
Money Mad (board type game which looked like it could have been alot of fun but I didn't understand how to sell the goods that I've bought. Mav and I played a game and we eventually went bankrupt and the computer won! Doh!)
Game Rating: 56 %
Monkey Boy II (a pac man clone in a 3d environment. Though the main character didn't really look like a monkey, more like a stick man. Also, the speech sounded like it was the little daughter of the programmer and the mazes had you do vomit-inducing spins. This game sucks!)
Game Rating: 20%
Monopoly 2 (monopoly with all the animations, music and speech...pretty good..but the 3d board moved around too much. Mav beat Goose)
Game Rating: 55 %
Monopoly Casino (just a casino game but with a monopoly theme...wish it was the opposite...ok..but nothing special)
Game Rating: 50 %
Monopoly Junior (liked it better than the original Monopoly...had cool animations and litle mini games....We both tied 1-1)
Game Rating: 58 %
Monsters and Mayhem (gauntlet clone...surprisingly fun for 1 disk)
Game Rating: 55 %
Montys Mazes (small little shareware game...had to move around collecting bonus points..but could not retrace the same pathway...had to shoot snakes and dodge cannons...Goose sucked hard at it!)
Game Rating: 37 %
Moon Buggy (remake of the classic arcade game...quite fun but really hard. Luckily I has what seemed like infinite lives.)
Game Rating: 44 %
Mooo Lah (slot game which was quite basic. You could only play with one or two coins and the only special thing it had was a cow which was considered wild. The slot machine was tight too!)
Game Rating: 14 %
Moorland Chicken Hunt (basic shooting gallery type game...screen could scroll from side to side....pretty crappy)
Game Rating: 36 %
Moose Pong (could only play two players. The Game wasn't very fun because the ball never sped up...we could have played for hours until one of us succumbed to sleep!)
Game Rating: 14 %
Moraffs Maximum Mahjongg (Another mahjongg clone which was quite similar to the below title except they added some different mahjongg variations. These included ringjongg and balljongg which as you probably have guessed, you have to remove rings and balls instead of tiles.
Game Rating: 45 %
Moraffs MoreJongg (mahjongg clone...pretty fun...had nice big tiles...lost both times we played though)
Game Rating: 44 %
Morello Doctor Dot v1.01 (can create dot type games...but not play them...bleh)
Game Rating: 11 %
Morello Puzzle Track (can create crosswords and word search puzzles...easy to do..but I couldn't play my creations)
Game Rating: 12 %
Mortyr (first person shooter game based during WWII....ok..but nothing special...finally got killed because we hid behind explosive barrels!)
Game Rating: 56 %
Motocross Madness 2 (great racing sim...can do some awesome stunts and jumps. I loved the crashes which I happened to do alot! ;) Great graphics and smooth gameplay. Another classic!)
Game Rating: 88 %
Motocross Mania (motobike racing game with some sweet graphics. The animations of your biker when he crashes was quite good [and quite painful looking at some points]. The only beef I had was that the ai seemed too good. Even when I was running a good race, the computers kicked my ass big time. Plus, the supercross was too hard because of the sharp terms and short straightways.)
Game Rating: 72 %
MotoRacer 2 (3dfx didn't work...so it looked crappy...and was quite choppy...for some reason the crackers cracked it poorly!)
Game Rating: 48 %
MozPong Deluxe v1.0.5 (kinda a chinese variation of breakout...but had to break eggs and had a gator in a tutu trying to kiss you...weird!)
Game Rating: 44 %
Mountain Game Hunter (another hunting game...and a poor one at that.....you could run over the animals with your jeep)
Game Rating: 44 %
Mr Matt v2.40 (boulder dash type clone...could create your own levels...quite hard...even on easy...very basic graphics)
Game Rating: 19 %
MS Baseball 2000 (nice baseball game....good graphics and animation..had real faces for the players...I liked it!)
Game Rating: 57%
MS Golf 2001 (This game is an exact duplicate of Links LS 2000...barring a few menu graphics and a different intro and title. They left the same courses in, same players, same sounds...not neccesarily a bad thing since Links LS is the best golf game around but if you already have Links LS...there is no need to grab this one)
Game Rating: 73 %
MTV Skateboarding (skateboarding game where you have to go through a variety of parks and do tricks. You can go against competitors or just fool around. The variety of tricks was good but many of them were hard to pull off. The graphics were ok..but the animation was a little jerky.)
Game Rating: 60 %
Mugs Game v2.2 (kinda a minesweeper variation..but this time..you had to find the objects.not dodge them..didn't completely understand the concept...since a 4 was supposed to mean 4 spots away..but then there was a person right beside it...sigh!)
Game Rating: 17 %
Murder Mystery Party (not really a game...just a way to print out invitations and instructions for a party game.)
Game Rating: 47 %
Musical Slots v2.2 (slot game with musical instruments as a theme. Nothing special. It wasn't even that fun to play. There were really any bells or whistles.)
Game Rating: 9 %
MVP Backgammon v1.3 (backgammon game...don't have much to say...it's backgammon...which I don't know how to play!)
Game Rating: 22%
MVP Bridge Deluxe V3.4 (a bridge game....yahhhhhh!!!!! NOT! I don't know how to play bridge and I don't want to....'nuff said. Had a nice tutorial...too bad I'm too lazy to read it. ;) )
Game Rating: 23 %
MVP Checkers Deluxe V1.0 (simple checkers games...nothing flashy..but the computer beat me twice...yes...I know......I suck that bad!)
Game Rating: 21 %
MVP Cribbage Deluxe (cool crib game..but we couldn't beat granny)
Game Rating: 44 %
MVP Euchre Deluxe V1.3 (just a euchre game...wait a minute..I don't know how to play euchre..no wonder I thought the game sucked so hard!)
Game Rating: 24 %
MVP Hearts Deluxe V2.0 (I pride myself on usually playing hearts pretty good..but the computer kicked my ass hard in this one...100-20...I think they were cheating!)
Game Rating: 33 %
MVP Word Search Deluxe (just the typical word search game...but we sucked..only solve one after 12 minutes....PATHETIC!)
Game Rating: 45 %
MyMahj (just a mahjong matching game....wasn't cracked and had a very annoying nag screen) Game Rating: 12 % Myrtle Beach Tour (based on the microsoft golf engine...doesn't really compare to links ls 2000...the physics were far inferior.)
Game Rating: 54 %
Myst Millenium Edition (just the same as the original myst...very crappy and stupid....the game is boring and I don't know why the game sold so very well. The island has hardly anybody on it except a few crackpots who give you cryptic messages. The game also is just a bunch of still pictures strung together in a so called "adventure"...blah!)
Game Rating: 32 %
Mystery Slots (blah...another slot game..you would think they would make em more original...zzzzzzzzzzzz!)
Game Rating: 11 %
Mystery Square (looked like a mulitplayer only scrabble type game...couldn't really play it because there was no on else on the server to play with)
Game Rating: 5 %
Mystic Marbles (puzzle game where you had to guide a marble through a maze...ok..but Mav made me go the wrong way!)
Game Rating: 20 %
Nascar 2000 (stock car racing from EA sports...pretty fun...graphics were good and the music was nice for the arcade experience. Not as in depth as other sims...but I actually like that. The most fun I had in the game was driving the other way on the track and causing big crashes. I was a little disappointed with the crash modelling though!)
Game Rating: 57 %
Nascar 3 (ok..at least I could drive semi good..decided to go wrong way which was fun..couldn't get steering wheel working)
Game Rating: 51 %
NASCAR Craftsman Truck Racing (Racing game from Papyrus...not bad...did some spectacular crashes! ;) )
Game Rating: 52 %
Nascar Heat (pretty good racing game...the graphics were quite nice but it wasn't very realistic...I could bash into other cars and not take much damage or slow down. I do however like arcade racing games better so I did enjoy this game.)
Game Rating: 68 %
Nascar Legends (just your typical nascar racing game..nice graphics..and the controls didn't seem as touchy as previous versions...crashes were spectacular)
Game Rating: 68 %
Nascar Racers (based on the cartoon series by the same name, this game isn't really a simulation but more of an arcade racer. The story mode was quite fun because you had to win races even though your car had gotten sabatoged or stuff. Plus you had to win first so that your racing team would have enough money to be able to complete another year of racing. The tracks were quite nice and you could grab different powerups that would either power up your car, or hinder it. Overall, it was a fun racing game that gave you a storyline to follow, something you don't usually see in a racing game.)
Game Rating: 79 %
Nascar Racing 3 Craftsman Truck Series Expansion Pack (I liked this game better than Nascar 2000 from ea sports. Papyrus seems to know how to do racing. The physics engine seemed more realistic and the damage modelling was really cool)
Game Rating: 66 %
Nascar Racing 99 (ok race game...but I like more arcade racers instead of worrying about how big my rear spoiler is)
Game Rating: 49 %
Nascar Revolution (Ea sports racing game..nice graphics and the car designs were exactly like nascar. Great pit animations)
Game Rating: 55 %
Nascar Revolution SE (pretty much the same as above....nice pit animations and very arcadey race experience...couldn't crash though)
Game Rating: 54 %
Nascar Road Racing (Ea sports game..seemed dated...not up to normal standards...kind of arcadey)
Game Rating: 47 %
Natuk (old school type of roleplaying game..not bad..graphics were quite basic...my party was killed by a giant tick!)
Game Rating: 46 %
NBA Basketball 2000 (good basketball game...nice graphics...announcer said names two different ways depending if home or away)
Game Rating: 71 %
NBA Inside Drive 2000 (great basketball game...had commentary.great animations..and fun controls..Goose beat Mav with a last minute jumper!)
Game Rating: 73 %
NBA Live 2000 (awesome graphics..and animations...the mouths and eyes moved and the gameplay was awesome..cool commentary as well)
Game Rating: 88 %
NBA Live 2001 (another great edition of the NBA series...the animations were great again and the faces and skins were really realistic. Mav and I had a best of seven series playing random teams each game...I won 4 games to 2. :))
Game Rating: 89%
Nebula Fighter (side scroller shooter..really fun...nice weapons and 2 player mode...mav kicked Goose's butt big time..level 9 to level 3!)
Game Rating: 77 %
Nebula Fighter Special Edition (side scrolling space shooter....graphics were all screwy and for some reason moved in slow motion. I didn't see any new editions from the original nebula fighter so I don't know why it's a special edition!)
Game Rating: 12 %
Need for Speed High Stakes (awesome racing game...very cool graphics...I liked evading police road blocks, spike strips)
Game Rating: 84 %
Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed (great racing game...awesome graphics. The gameplay is very arcadey but that is what I like in a racer. I didn't like that there wasn't any modes where you could run away from cops. In the previous versions of Need for Speed this was one of the most entertaining modes)
Game Rating: 86 %
Nexus 2000 v1.1 (just another variation of the game where you have to match 5 balls in a row while moving them around an increasingly clutterred board. The only thing new was the introduction of 8 balls which were immovable unless you put the same color balls around it.)
Game Rating: 55 %
NFK Santa's Gone Postal (crap 1st person shooter game where you shoot little rabbits, polar bear and reindeer...very lame...made only for the shock value!)
Game Rating: 8 %
Nerf Arena Blast (used the unreal engine..nice graphics.got to deathmatch against bots...pretty fun..and non violent since you use nerf guns ;p)
Game Rating: 73 %
Net Checkers (couldn't play it because you need someone else to have the game...fat chance on that one! ;p)
Game Rating: 10 %
Net Chess (see net checkers)
Game Rating: 10 %
Net Cribbage (couldn't play because it was internet only...doh!)
Game Rating: 10 %
Net Durak (see net cribbage )
Game Rating: 10 %
Net See War (see net chess) Game Rating: 10 %
Net Spite and Malice (see net Cribbage) Game Rating: 10 %
Net Tic Tac Toe version 1.0 (Tic Tac Toe game...couldn't play because you had to connect to someone elses ip...yeah right!) Game Rating: 10 %
Net Poker (see net see war)
Game Rating: 10 %
Nethergate (old school role playing type of game...pretty cool...basic graphics..but well done...not bad for two disks)
Game Rating: 43 %
New Vegas Games (I didn't care much for this casino game since most of the games were weird card games that I didn't know how to play. They did have Casino war which is essentially a game of "high card wins unless you tie". That game was quite fun but most of the games were quite boring. They did include some games of keno, roulette, craps, blackjack and poker but these were run outside the main program. They were old and graphically quite basic with sounds coming from the PC speaker!)
Game Rating: 31 %
New Year Slots-Utisoft (typical utisoft game...but kinda fun for a slot game)
Game Rating: 39 %
New York Times Crossword Puzzles (crossword game based on old new york times crosswords. (I guess you could have guessed that from the title! ;)) Anyways...it did have a neat feature where if you got a letter wrong..it would put an x over it. Therefore you would know if you were on the right track. I still sucked at it though!)
Game Rating: 30 %
NFL Blitz 2000 (arcade type football game...pretty fun...could make monster hits....but only had limited plays and rules from real football)
Game Rating: 55 %
NFL Fever 2000 (Football game from Microsoft....ok..but not great...fonts in menu were screwy...graphics were average)
Game Rating: 48 %
NFL Football Pro 99 (graphics were buggy but the game was not bad...game was pulled off shelves due to bugs..I've seen worse)
Game Rating: 50 %
NHL 2000 (now you can manage your team, make trades with computers...even put face on players...with mixed results however)
Game Rating: 87 %
NHL 2001 (The best hockey game ever made! This game rocks. The Ai has been beefed up and the animations are spectacular. They have new idle animations before the puck drops, celebrations and more. They even have coaches on the benches.)
Game Rating: 92 %
NHL Championship 2000 (fox sports hockey game..not as good as EA...but was still pretty good...called players by their numbers which sucked)
Game Rating: 84 %
NHL Simulator (cool managing sim where you manage hockey teams by drafting..making trades, etc. In 4 short years I brought Montreal from last to first)
Game Rating: 62 %
NHRA Drag Racing 2 (a typical drag racing game...but I'm not a type who likes to mess around with a virtual engine trying to squeeze enough power to go that extra milisecond. The graphics were fairly good, but the gameplay is true to drag racing. You just drive in a straight line for 20 secs. If that seems fun for you, you might enjoy this title, for me, it was pretty boring.)
Game Rating: 51 %
NickToons Racing (arcade type racing game with characters from RugRats, Ren and Stimpy, etc. The game had a variety of cup challenges and your characters could use turbo boosts and weapons to work their way up to the lead. The levels were a bit frustrating sometimes because you cars would not turn very well and you would end up in a corner and forced to back up. Mav and I played a match and he bitched about his joystick not working. We switched controls and he used the keyboard while I used the joystick but he still finished in last! I told him his problem was not the control but the controller! heheh)
Game Rating: 60 %
Nimzo 8 (chess game, very similar to Deep Fritz 6. No frills here, just straight chess, on a 2d board. The ai seems really good, and the program will tell you if you made a bad move or not. Needless to say, my coach berated me time and time again. But undaunted, I ignored my "coach" and continued on, trying for that illusive checkmate. "I" got checkmated in roughly 30 moves! hehe)
Game Rating: 52 %
NodeJumper v1.01 (arcade game where you have to move around different asteroids while avoiding enemies. Once you files in all the lines around an asteroid, the asteroid vanished and the object was to get rid of all them on the level. What made the game fun was the addition of powerups that let you eat your pursuers, freeze them and the addition of warps. The game was hard but kind of addciting.)
Game Rating: 56 %
No One Lives Forever (First person shooter based on the 1960s spy movies. Great engine...I love the new Lithtech build. The music was quite dynamic...reacting to what was happening in the game. I also liked how the engine changed so you could have levels of your character flying out of a plane shooting bad guys on the way down! Cool!)
Game Rating: 88 %
Nonsense Madness (platform game...pretty crappy..but was fun to play for a few minutes)
Game Rating: 43 %
North Carolina Dove Hunter Special Edition (game had just a bitmapped background and sprites flying across the screen)
Game Rating: 38 %
North vs South (civil war game...had pretty good graphics for a war game and zoomed in for some of the battles...pretty cool)
Game Rating: 50 %
Noughts and Crosses v2.0 (x and o type of game but on a much larger board where you have to get 5 in a row. The computer opponent was really hard. Mav played and was totally on the defensive until eventually he was defeated.
Game Rating: 31 %
Now Hear This v2.0 (memory matching game except this time you are not matching pictures but sounds. You could also download different libraries (for example cartoon sounds) to add to the game.)
Game Rating: 34 %
Nox (Diablo type game....quite fun..had 3 different storylines, one for a conjurer, warrior and wizard. Graphics were quite good and the spells were nice and varied...didn't get a chance to try it multiplayer though)
Game Rating: 87 %
Number Pong (pong type of game where you had to solve equations to get the ball hit to the other side...made for kids)
Game Rating: 32 %
ODT(I couldn't get 3dfx working so graphics were crap.poor mans Space Bunnies Must Die and that isn't saying much)
Game Rating: 34 %
Odyssey (adventure game with average graphics. The setting was quite cool, set in Greece in mythological times. Gameplay was similar to Alone and the Dark or the old Kings quest series. The first few puzzle weren't too bad, such as posing as a slave to sneak past a gate. However, the game was too dark on my vid card and I couldn't see where I was in the dark sections of the game.)
Game Rating: 64 %
Oddworld- Abe's Exodus (platform type game...had neat communication type thing..could do many actions...too hard though)
Game Rating: 46 %
Official Formula 1 Racing (racing game...nice controls..but sometimes...I would go in uncontrollable spins...Oh well! :) )
Game Rating: 47 %
Oil Cap Pro (game where you had to make a link of oil pipes for the oil to go through while trying to guide it to some points...not too bad)
Game Rating: 39 %
Omnikron-The Nomad Soul (supposed to be this open ended world..but looked sucky for me..chugged on my p3 550 and had a crappy intro run for 5 minutes...poor controls also)
Game Rating: 59 %
On Assignment (This is an adventure game where you play the role of a reporter needing to cover stories like UFO coverups, etc. Basicly the game just has you clicking on the screen looking for hotspots to continue the story. The game is very linear and the graphics are ugly. In one part I clicked the computer power button trying to turn the bloody thing on and it said, "Windows was not shut down properly" and promptly kicked me out of the game! WTF!)
Game Rating: 19 %
On Land and Sea (battleship type game..very basic graphics and I couldn't get any sound working. The only different thing that this had to the normal game is that you had a certain area around each ship that when sunk would be revealed to your opponent. Therefore the game did reward you if you sunk a ship because an area around the ship sunk would be revealed. We beat the computer twice in the games that we played)
Game Rating: 29 %
Opening Weekend: Deer Season (areas looked all the same....got one deer with a crossbow...and the only other thing we saw was a raccoon)
Game Rating: 40 %
Opening Weekend: Varmint Season (pretty much the same game as above but got to use slingshots, etc....killed 9 varmints...rats, badgers, etc)
Game Rating: 44 %
Opening Season: Big Cat Season (Wolfenstein 3D type graphics....rarely saw an animal...although we did get mauled by a tiger!)
Game Rating: 45 %
Operation Art of War II Flash Point Kosovo (war game...no graphics except for hex shaped icons...game was ok..played a mission where Nato was attacking Serbia)
Game Rating: 59 %
Operational Art of War 2 (war game with hexes...a lot like the first operational art of war...fought a new Korean war)
Game Rating: 39 %
Operation Art of War Battle Pack (war game with hexes and icons for units..kinda dated..got to fight battle of dien bien phu!)
Game Rating: 37 %
Operation Art Of War Century Warfare (same as all the other of the operational series. Not that fun, because the graphics are poor, the symbols are confusing. Its not a game that will lure the casual wargamer into the gronard community)
Game Rating: 44 %
Operation Art of War Vol 1. Wargame of The Year Edition (the biggest problem is that I don't understand the arcane symbols..plus I loss Dien Bien Phu as the Viet Cong..I must be a sucky general! hehe)
Game Rating: 46 %
Operation Flashpoint (This could have been a great game. Don't get me wrong, it is a good game but there are some damaging faults. The game is a 1st person shooter tactical game. The graphics are quite good but I found the controls a little sluggish. Some of the controls were really bad for the tank. Eventually I just let the driver drive the tank. Another problem was understanding where the enemy was located and if they were friend or foe. The game does rock though. The missions are very atmospheric and I like how the story is told in-game. It is very fun to hide in the bushes after planting mines and waiting for a tank patrol.)
Game Rating: 87 %
Opheilia's Bingo World (BINGO.....where is my money...oh yeah...it's only a game....blech!)
Game Rating: 34 %
Outbreaker (This is just another arkanoid clone with the standard weapons and bonuses. It was fairly well made. Some arkanoid clones I find don't have realistic physics but the ball in this game seemed to move realisticly.)
Game Rating: 44 %
Outcast (3rd person game.. had console like controls..nice graphics..the voxels looked nice..especially the water..didn't know how to save)
Game Rating: 57 %
Outlaw Racer (Racing game where you had to capture flags before your opponents...but had police chasing you, etc...not bad)
Game Rating: 53 %
Out of the Park 2 (Baseball stat simulation game...suprisingly fun...lots of stats and things to do as a manager. You can draft and even read the commentary of the game that your team is playing. My Bluejays defeated the Orioles 7-1! hehe)
Game Rating: 57 %
Outrage (racing game..kinda like wipeout....nice graphics and pretty fun...very fast when you use an expert vehicle)
Game Rating: 55 %
OX Game (really just a connect 5 game...but with x's and o's...computer beat me because I clicked the wrong spot on accident. Doh!)
Game Rating: 34 %
Oxide (old school arcade top down shooter...most games of this type give you lots of men...but Oxide only gave us one man each....Mav didn't even make it half way before he died....I got blown away by the first boss)
Game Rating: 35 %
Pacific Warriors (arcade WWII flight simulator type game. The game had pretty good controls but the AI was questionable. The Japanese planes just seemed to fly around in circles and when you came near they would try to fly right into you. When they got on your six you were pretty safe because most of the time their bullets would miss. The graphics were adequate. You get the normal lense flare, etc that most games include but you could only go so high and then the game would force you to lower your altitude. The clouds just looked like a moving bitmap. I liked the idea of collecting powerups but it would have been nice to control when your missiles would fire instead of having them fire off at certain intervals. Don't bother with this game if you are looking for a simulator with real world physic; you won't find it in this game.)
Game Rating: 67 %
Pack Rat (I guess this is a 3d pacman clone but it isn't that good. Essentially you have to collect computer chips while dodging these robot creatures. When you would get a powerup, it would let you have lasers which you could shoot the pursuers. The graphics were not that great and it looked like a doom mod from yester year.)
Game Rating: 34 %
Pac Pack (6 games of pacman with storylines...not bad for a pacman game)
Game Rating: 47 %
PacDoom v1.2 (another pacman clone...except in this case I didn't see any monsters. There were these things that looked like mines that would move around the screen...but in some cases the only way to proceed was through the mines. Maybe there was another button I could've pressed to get rid of them, I don't know. It didn't matter anyways, this game failed to keep me attentive to it.)
Game Rating: 34 %
Pacman- Adventures in Time (pretty good updated version of a classic game. The levels make use of the 3D by allowing you go up up on rafters ...dodge rolling balls they roll through the level, etc. You can press space at any time to have a top down traditional view though)
Game Rating: 76 %
Pacman v2.4 (small pacman clone..kinda fun for a bit..but the ghosts were too fast..plus it was hard to make middle turns.)
Game Rating: 18 %
Pacmania (crappy pacman game..wasn't even cracked properly)
Game Rating: 8 %
PacWorld v1.3 (nice little pacman clone...had some neat levels and you had to collect leaves to kill the ghosts. The ghosts were quite smart as well...brought back some memories! :))
Game Rating: 37 %
Panty Raiders (lame game that I can't even believe was made..especially by simon and schuster. Anyways...the object is to take pictures of women in their underwear and you do this like any other hunting game. You lay out incentives for them to show themselves (lipstick, mirror, etc) and use a call (which was just a bunch of lame jokes). Once you see your "prey", you hit them with this slime so their clothing melts off and snap a picture. Even without the lame premise, the gameplay is so poorly implemented that the original Deer Hunter looks like game of the year in comparison)
Game Rating: 12 %
Panzer Campaigns Smolensk 41 (wargame...could zoom in pretty good..and the sound effects were varied for the different vehicles...but I didn't understand half the icons that filled the screen)
Game Rating: 56 %
Panzer Campaigns 2 Normandy 44 (bleh...another war game using the same engine. It supposedly allows you to play through the whole Normandy campaign. I found the interface to be very confusing. The graphics are also very very very very dated!)
Game Rating: 15 %
Panzer General III- Scorched Earth (I liked this game alot. The engine didn't use the old hexagonal spaces that most wargames rely. The games graphics were quite nice with each tank, plane, bomber, etc represented in great detail. My only problem with the game was the difficulty level. The games campaigns were placed in the eastern front and I found the AI was exceptionally hard. It didn't matter which side I took, the Russians or the Germans, I still got my butt kicked.)
Game Rating: 73 %
Paraben Mahjong v2.0 (typical mahjong game...nothing really special about it....the backgrounds were kinda nice....I guess.... ;) )
Game Rating: 46 %
Parabens Marble Solitaire v2.0 (In this game you have to jump your marbles over other marbles and eventually clear the whole board. Not bad...I couldn't win the game but I wasn't really putting much thought into my moves. Mav one time lost with almost all the marbles still on the table...hehe)
Game Rating: 20 %
Paradise Slots (another..yes I said another Utisoft slot game which is actually just 3 old slot games..packaged together..Blech)
Game Rating: 11 %
Pare a Pair (matching game...not bad...for the two minutes I played it)
Game Rating: 26 %
Parker Brother's Classic Card Games (games like solitaire, hearts, cribbage, spades, etc...not bad..but not great)
Game Rating: 43 %
Patience (collection of solitaire games...The game was Dutch so I didn't understand how to play most of the games. It wasn't bad but also nothing special either. No sound really to speak of...but some of the games were pretty fun and the interface was clean.)
Game Rating: 38 %
Patty Pains Bondage Poker (very weird poker game...similar to strip poker games where if you win a certain amount of money you see a new picture. The pictures were really strange. Looked at if for 30 seconds and deleted!)
Game Rating: 7 %
PBA Bowling 2 (Bowling game...had some neat models for the bowlers....No matter what I did...I kept getting gutters....just like in real life. :)...I guess maybe you could call the game realistic then! ;P)
Game Rating: 60 %
PC Pet (technically just a virtual tamagachi...you can feed your pet, play games like tic tac toe, catch, etc....You can also discipline your dog...this game blows) Game Rating: 12 % Peacemaker (arcade flying game where you control an attack hover vehicle...poor controls and gameplay...blech!)
Game Rating: 37 %
Peg Puzz v1.01 (puzzle game where you jump pegs to get rid of it and the object is to remove as many pegs as you can...pretty basic. The game had different boards for you to play with and one unique thing was that you could pick where the opening would be on the board so you could do your first jump)
Game Rating: 36 %
Pengo v1.0 (dunno exactly what I was doing..was a little penguin and had to crush ice..but couldn't crush the ice with stars in them..oh well!)
Game Rating: 15 %
Pentango (connect 5 type of game...except you could capture your opponents pieces)
Game Rating: 16 %
Perfect Chessmate (the title says it all....Mav played and got checkmated in 4 moves...14 seconds....Doh!)
Game Rating: 21 %
PetShop Slots v2.2 (basic slot machine using the theme of pets on its slots. The double up was interesting, where you had to pick a bonus when you got 11 of a certain icon. It wasn't anything special)
Game Rating: 17 %
PGA Championship Golf (great golf game..not as good as links..but had commentary and true swing..nice graphics too)
Game Rating: 77 %
PGA Championship Golf 2000 (nice sierra golf game...had a cool true swing mode which was quite fun. Your golfer could actually fall down if you made such a bad shot..hehe. We sucked and got 26 over par. Sounds like my real life golf score! :( Though overall, it still doesn't compare to the Links Ls Series)
Game Rating: 76 %
Pharaoh (sequel to Ceasar 3...building type game where you build houses, temples, farms, etc...pretty fun..but hard because you have limited space to work with)
Game Rating: 77 %
Phoenix (space flight sim...where you play as a cop....graphics were ok..definately not on par with Freespace 2...took forever to disable one guy)
Game Rating: 61 %
Pickup Express (delivery game where you control different Toyota cars and get jobs and deliver the goods to a certain spot on the map. You have to be fast because you have competition that is trying to beat you to it. This game is essentially just an advertisement for Toyota and other companies like Aquafresh. Not bad though.)
Game Rating: 51 %
Picturesque Tetris v1.0 (Pretty much a basic tetris game. Don't know why it was called Picturesque Tetris except for a picture on the side while you play.)
Game Rating: 42 %
Pilot (similar to a 1 disk game that we had..except they kept all the cutscenes in...not a dupe..because it was slightly different..but close :) )
Game Rating: 25 %
Pinball (pinball game with only 3 different tables. The physics model was ok but nothing spectacular. The tables were pretty boring. They had lots of ramps but there wasn't any bells and whistles to make you feel like you did something good.)
Game Rating: 43 %
Ping2Pong (pong type game against the computer which was surprisingly quite fun. The reason why it was fun was that when you hit blocks placed in the middle...powerups fall down. If you grab them..you can use them against your opponent. Some of the powerups include multi-balls, freezes, lasers, paddle enlarge, etc.)
Game Rating: 60 %
Ping Pong 3D v1.3 (This was a 3D Ping Pong game which was pretty good except sometimes it was hard to judge where your paddle should be on diagonal shots. The computer was qutie tough but I think that was only because we really sucked. This game blows!)
Game Rating: 45 %
Pizza Syndicate (game where you had to develop a pizza empire....make toppings for pizza, etc...too complicated..too many buttons..not fun)
Game Rating: 57 %
Planet The New Frontier v1.02 (this game is weird. At first I'm supposed to land on a planet. I click launch...boom, I died because I launched prematurely. Ok, next game, I wait a bit and then lauch. Now it saw I launched to late. This went on for a bit and I was going to throw this game through the window! :P Finally I had landed but unfortunately it got into a tech sim which I pressed buttons for awhile then quit. Oh the humanity, why do I play these games!)
Game Rating: 9 %
Play by E-mail Battleship (just like the name says...made by hasbro..so it was well designed...but had no one to play with)
Game Rating: 22 %
Play by E-mail Scrabble (see above...but this time it was scrabble)
Game Rating: 22 %
Player Manager 98-99 (another soccer manager...ho hum...why do they make these games!...yawn!)
Game Rating: 51 %
Player Manager 99 European Edition (I almost traded away Bergkamp by mistake.Then I lost with Arsenal against Manchest U in penalty kicks)
Game Rating: 54 %
Player Manager 2000 (soccer sim manager...can watch the on field action which was kinda entertaining. My Chelsea squad won their first match 5-0. Game is quite sophisticated in that there are so many options to consider. Computer managers try to make trades with you, offer you money for a player, etc. The music was also quite funky.)
Game Rating: 51 %
PMW Snake v1.0 (same snake game that you use to get in qbasic. This one was fun with two players but really sucked because there was no score for how many apples you ate. So by eating a whole bunch of apples, you grew longer and essentially punished yourself while your rival snake was still small and agile. I just don't get it.)
Game Rating: 33 %
Pokemon Trading Card Game (not a bad card game...lots of different things need to be done and there is quite a bit of strategy. They only had two decks (fighting and water pokemon) so that sucked)
Game Rating: 78 %
Poker Drop v2.1 (tetris type game but the object is to drop playing cards in spots and try to make poker hands. The better the hand...the more points you score. I did quite well at this game. At one time it seemed like it was only giving me all spades so I was racking up a great score but then suddenly it changed and screwed my whole board up!)
Game Rating: 60 %
Poker Night (poker game where you could play in outer space, Las Vegas, the west, etc...weird type of poker game...not very fun)
Game Rating: 37 %
Poker Solitaire Pack v1.0 (collection of solitaire games like poker squares and other variations of that..not too bad.)
Game Rating: 38 %
Polaris Rebellion (space shoot 'em up game....top down view...not bad..but collision detection was slightly off...I've seen better)
Game Rating: 31 %
Police Tactical Training (I had high hopes that this might be a fun game until I found out it was made by wizardworks. Actually the game wasn't that bad but it also wasn't that fun. The object is to progress through the levels by hitting a certain amount of bad guys without hitting any good guy targets. You get 3 points for hitting in the torso ( a kill shot), 1 for the head and -4 for hitting a friendly. The game offers a variety of weapons from a 9mm to a shotgun and a sniper gun. Some of the levels have your feet planted and in some you travel through a fairly basic maze blasting targets. I found the game excessively hard even on the easy levels.)
Game Rating: 55 %
Pong (a remake from the original by Atari...pretty fun with two players.Goose beat Mav's ass in soccer pong!)
Game Rating: 66 %
Pong-Breakout-Pakman (just 3 basic games made with klick and play...nuff said)
Game Rating: 20 %
Poodle Books Day At The Beach (nice little kids reading tudor. Reads a story for them..and then they can click on the pictures and they do stuff. Also had some mini games like building a sand castle, sandwich etc. My niece sort of liked it.) Game Rating: 61 %
Poolster v1.3 (same physics engine as Snooker147 which isn't that good. There seemed to be no ai here at all. I just played pool by myself, which totally sucked.)
Game Rating: 20 %
Pool Shark (Pool game with nice graphics;couldn't win though..even against easy opponents;didn't give a real sense of playing)
Game Rating: 58 %
Populous 3 (God type of game...I liked it better than the other populous games...had some neat spells)
Game Rating: 80%
Populous 3- Undiscovered Worlds (more levels for Populous 3...however most of them were quite hard)
Game Rating: 77 %
Powerslide (nice graphics...but made me feel sick after 10 minutes of playing...no split screen support which sucks)
Game Rating: 72 %
Precision Pilot (not really a game but more of a training simulator for instrument flying...very basic graphics and not all that fun)
Game Rating: 32 %
Prehistorik 2 (a game that was originally ripped by Hybrid but stolen by another group...sucky side scroller...even in 1993!)
Game Rating: 26 %
Presidents 3000 v1.0 (hangman type game but the words that you have to guess are all former presidents. Not bad...some of them are hard because they go way back and include the middle names that most people never hear of)
Game Rating: 35 %
Presidents Mania (trivia game on the presidents of the United States. Surprisingly I didn't do too bad. Some of the questions were very obscure.)
Game Rating: 32 %
Pretzel Pete (gotta capture pretzels and put them in your truck..bad graphics...couldn't get by the giant pretzel level!)
Game Rating: 21 %
Prince of Persia 3D (another tomb raider clone..had a cool cutscene..but the game always crashed 2-3 mins in the game..so that sucked hard!)
Game Rating: 61 %
Pro BackGammon 3.0 (typical backgammon game..kinda fun now that I know how to play! But I still lost! hehe)
Game Rating: 29 %
Pro Cycling (kinda a crappy cycling game..first off, it resets your machine and boots you to dos. The best I ever did was 7th place. I only got 25th place on the tour.)
ame Rating: 23 %
Professional Bull Rider (3dfx game of bullriding...pretty good graphics and some nice commentary..could play as rider or bull...not bad)
Game Rating: 49 %
Professional Bull Rider 2 (quite the same as the first one...you could play as the bull, the cowboy, do the clown contest where you would taunt the bull by diving by him for points. It was kinda neat for a few minutes of play...but only a minor diversion.)
Game Rating: 43 %
Project IGI (1st person shooter game that was really good. I liked it alot more than Deus Ex. The game uses a flight simulator engine and this enables the game to render very large outdoor environments. This allowed the designers to create some impressive sniper missions which were a blast to play. I also liked the fact that when you do a special action like slide on a rope, operate a computer, climb stairs, etc the game switches to an external camera.)
Game Rating: 88 %
Pro Rally 2001 (pretty good rally car racing game. You have a guy in the passenger seat that barks directions to you but I didn't find him as annoying as in most rally car games. The graphics are very nice with a variety of terrains to race on. The levels are also quite well made. I liked the first level because I flew off of the cliff and the camera followed me all the way to the bottom. My favorite mode of racing was arcade where you had to race along the track and beat certain ghosts cars in a certain amount of time.)
Game Rating: 86 %
Psychi Force 2012 (Fighting game...nice graphics but it was all in chinese....could only figure out how to play one player...not bad)
Game Rating: 65 %
Puma Street Soccer (soccer game..but on fields such as airports, parks, and streets...not bad...Mav sucks as a goalie!)
Game Rating: 59 %
Puzz 3D- Neuschwanstein Bavarian Castle (3D puzzle game...pretty cool..but they were very hard)
Game Rating: 57 %
Puzz 3D- The Orient Express (3d puzzle type game...this time you have to put together a train. Once I got the pieces together I didn't know how to fit them on the 3d model. This game would drive me crazy if I ever attempted it in hard mode!) Game Rating: 51 %
Puzz 3D- Victorian Mansion (another 3D puzzle game...better than most puzzle games..and unique..but hard)
Game Rating: 57 %
Puzzle Bobble 2x (Busta move clone...pretty fun..because I like it..only diff was the pokemon characters there. blech! hehe)
Game Rating: 56 %
Puzzle Bobble 4X (another puzzle bobble game...pretty much the same as the previous versions...same graphics...same bad english translations...gameplay is fun though but gets repetitive after awhile)
Game Rating: 64 %
Puzzle Brainstorm v1.0 (kind of a tetris game except the pieces come from the bottom and you have to move the pieces from side to side ot match 3 colors in a row. The game was sort of fun until level 3 where the control method screwed up and Mav found he only rotate colors above his crosshairs instead of within them. It only took a few minutes for him to lose.)
Game Rating: 41 %
Puzzle and Mind Games (small shareware like games...some were fun..some bad...battleship was neat..but dvn likes shovelling the crap)
Game Rating: 44 %
Puzzle Collection v1.95 (just a collection of arkanoid, tetris, matching games etc. The games were of poor quality and had jerky graphics and poor sprite detection. Oh well, I wasn't expecting much anyways.)
Game Rating: 17 %
Puzzle Master (game where you make pictures into puzzles and try to solve them...not bad...we solved the santa pic :) )
Game Rating: 22 %
PuzzleMania Animals (see Puzzlemania City. Its the same thing as that one but with Animal Pictures.)
Game Rating: 39 %
PuzzleMania Art (see Puzzlemania City. Its the same thing as that one but with art pictures.)
Game Rating: 40 %
PuzzleMania City (puzzle game but one where it made it easy for you to place your puzzle pieces in the right areas. Obviously this one was about city pictures. Not bad, if you like this type of game.)
Game Rating: 41 %
PuzzleMania Landscapes (See Puzzlemania City. Its the same thing as that one but with Landscape pictures.)
Game Rating: 42 %
Puzzle Rally (puzzle game similar to those ones that you have to change the pipes before the oil spills out...except this on has a car and you have to change the road pieces)
Game Rating: 39 %
Puzzle Rally v1.7 (nothing different from the above review. Same old..same old.)
Game Rating: 37 %
Puzzle Station (a japanese take on the tetris genre. It was surprisingly fun. You had to match 4 plus coloured blocks together to remove them, but unlike the million other clones, there were barriers that created a fun dynamic game.)
Game Rating: 52 %
Puzzle Trouble (kinda like tetris..but you had to move pieces that have already fallen down and try to match 3 in a row. It was ok I guess but nothing still beats plain old vanilla tetris.)
Game Rating: 46 %
Pyros Roulette (Just your basic Roulette game...lost all of my money)
Game Rating: 17 %
Q-Bert (based on the classic game but with better graphics and two player games...pretty fun...Mav beat me once he figured out the controls!)
Game Rating: 69 %
Qix v0.7 (I like this type of game where you have to make blocks to fill in the area before you get nailed...pretty fun...except in the original arcade game...the middle thing doesn't charge at you when you make a block. I found this made the game too hard. Mav and I could only get to the second level)
Game Rating: 48 %
Quake 3 Arena (nice game..great graphics with the curved surfaces...not really that big a fan of it though since I am kinda sick of straight deathmatch)
Game Rating: 85 %
Quake 3 Team Arena (essentially the same thing as Quake 3 Arena except its got some new maps and a few new modes of play. The maps are not too bad, they seem to be very playable for multiplay without giving too much of an advantage to one side. I like some of the new weapons, and such, like scout, and this weird thing that blows up a whole room. The modes of play are kinda of plain. Just Capture the flag, another where you had to capture souls of fallen enemies, and another where you had to shoot an enemy skull. Personally, I think this should have been set as a free download and not packaged as a total package. Shame on you ID!)
Game Rating: 80 %
Quick Draw Video Poker v1.0 (typical video poker game with a western theme...at least the machine wasn't tight and I won a few times!)
Game Rating: 39 %
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