Mohammed and Mariam Christian Pentecostal Mission Hqters, Rue de Triechville, Abidjan,Ivory coast. West Africa. ATTN:
Permit us to inform you that after reading your add in the net. I became interested in disclosing every thing about myself to you. I am interested in a long term business relationship with you.
We are Mohammed and Mariam kabenca the children of first wife late Dr.kabenca B Williams, Family, the former chief accountant to the Sierra-Leone gold coperation in kenama , who was assasinated by the RUF rebels during his visit to our village on April 6 2000.
Unfortunately our mother Mrs Charity kabenca died for hypertension three week later here in Abidjan and before then our mother has already advised me and my younger Sister karonica to look for a foreign partner to transfer this fund and invest it abroad.
We inherited a total sum of $18. million us dollars, from my late beloved father as the next of kin to my family. This money which is deposited with a bank here here in Abidjan under a special arrangements as deposited on behalf of a foreign partner containing African Arts for export.
Now that we are in Abidjan and verified the deposited,we need your assistance to help us move this funds out for investment in your country as we can not invest here due to its nearness to our country and the war still going on there .we ask you to scout for a valuable and lucrative business , so that we can invest wisely.
We have in mind to give you 15% of the total sum of US $18.million , and 5 % for any expenses which you will make in course of this transaction, fax messages,phone calls. By this mail you are now requested to arrange on how we can move the fund quick to your account in your country for investment.
Thanks God Bless you and your Family.
i waiting for your urgent response.
Best Regards Mohammed and Mariam.
(I found it strange that a Christian Pentacostal Mission would have someone named Mohammed so I changed his faith for him. He is now a Muslim.)
Mohammd, would love to help out another Muslim brother. Provide clean information. Shalla malone whodo yallapa cuntttwo.
Sincerely
Alfred Hitchcock Secretimes Enterprises
(I actually forgot who I was here (Susie Chapstick) and signed it Alfred Hitchcock.)
HELLO,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NOW IN RECEIPT OF YOUR LAST REPLY TO ME. I AM HAPPY ABOUT YOUR EARLY AND CONSTANT RESPONSE AS REGARDS TO THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION. THIS TRANSACTION OR BUSINESS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO TAKE MORE THAN FOURTEEN (14) GOOD WORKING DAYS AS SOON AS WE START .
N/B:DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IN ACCESSING MY INITIAL EMAIL ADDRESS AT OUTGUN.COM EARLIER MADE KNOWN TO YOU, I AM MAKING THIS MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS mohabdull2000@yahoo.co.uk TO YOU FOR FURTHER MESSAGES AND MAILS FROM YOU FOR EASY ACCESSING IT AND FOR SECURITY REASONS.
DEAR SUSIE,
OUR CODE , THAT IS THE CODE BETWEEN ME AND YOU SHOULD BE KNOW AS (WHITE ORANGE) AND THIS CODE WILL ONLY BE KNOWN BY YOU AND I ALONE. ANY TIME YOU CALL ME , ASK ME THE CODE AND IF I FAIL TO MENTION IT, THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM NOT THE ONE AND THE SAME THING IS APPLICABLE TO YOU ALSO.
ONCE AGAIN ,PLEASE ! PLEASE! AMONG ALL, ALWAYS REMEMBER AND MAINTAIN THE SECRECY AND CONFIDENTIALITY REQUIRED IN THIS PARTICULAR BUSINESS, BECAUSE I AM STILL IN SERVICE.
ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO CALL OR CONTACT ME ANY TIME BECAUSE CONSTANT COMMUNICATION MATTERS ALOT IN THIS TRANSACTION. DO NOT FAIL TO INCLUDE YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR NEXT MAIL TO ME, SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS VERY WELL.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS AND ALLAH BLESS YOU,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE).
Mohammd,
Yo lam and greetings in the name. I have receipt of this email and do look forward to the secret code and am glad that all can be done in less then 14 good days.
My muslim brother I say the time is near and good fortunes to you and yours. I await your earliest reply.
Wak ka ca ca shalak de dru sha lala.
In the name.
(I decide to test the code.)
Test. What is the code?
What is the color of the code?
This code is represented by two parties and only the two parties know the code if you do not know the code please don't email me again as I'll know you're a fake.
Suzie
( Alfred changes to Suzie. Will Mohammed notice?)
DEAR SUSIE,
I LIKE YOUR TEST TO ME, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE FOLLOWING UP. THE CODE IS WHITE ORANGE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE FOR THE CONFIRMATION OF THE CODE.
BEST REGARDS AND ALLAH BLESS YOU,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE).
Yes, thank you. We are now locked in with the same code. We can now proceed with the private transaction.
Sincerely,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE,
AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR LAST MAIL TO ME WHICH SHOWS ME THAT YOU ARE NOW SERIOUS AND HAVING KNOWN OUR CODE.I NOW HAVE THE RELAXED MIND , TRUST AND CONFIDENCE IN YOU TO GIVE YOU THE DETAILS OF THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION AND ON HOW WE ARE TO REALISE THIS FUND SOONEST. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO AVOID MAKING ANY IOTA OR SINGLE MISTAKE ALONG THE LINE.
AS THE MANAGER OF THIS BANK, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY FORM OF MY BANK OR WHAT WE CALL CLAIMANT FORM. WHICH YOU ARE TO FILL AND RETURN IT BACK TO ME IMMEDIATLY , WHICH I WILL USE AND TO ENABLE ME TO ARRANGE AND PUT YOUR NAME IN ALL THE NECESSARY IMPORTANT FILES AVALABLE IN THE BANK AND IN THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM OF THE BANK AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE (LATE BARRY KELLY) DECEASED . THAT IS TO SAY THAT,YOU AND YOUR NAME WILL BE KNON AND SEEN AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN OF THE DICEASED . SO THAT NO BODY, "I REPEAT AGAIN THAT NOBODY" WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DICEASED.
THOURGH, IT IS GOING TO COST MONEY TO ARRANGE IT, BUT I AM GOING TO TRY MY BEST BY USING MY OWN PERSONAL MONEY IN DOING AND ARRANGING FOR THIS . I AM GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE OF OUR BENEFIT AND WHAT WE WILL BE STANDING TO GAIN AS SOON AS THIS FUND IS REALISED.
AFTER THAT , YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY COUNTRY HERE TO SIGN ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL LEAD IN RELEASING THE FUND TO YOU AND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, INCLUDING GOING TO HIGH COURT TO SWEAR AN AFFIDAVIT IN SUPPORT TO YOUR CLAIM AND WHICH WILL CREATE AND GIVE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO SEE THINGS FOR YOUR SELF. AS SOON AS WE ARE THROUGH WITH THESE , THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO YOUR NOMINATE ACCOUNT IMMEDIATLY.
IF YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COME OVER HERE TO SIGN ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS , THEN I CAN NOW RECONMEND A WELL RESPECTED AND A KNOW ATTORNEY HERE IN MY COUNTRY, WHO WILL SIGN ALL THE NECASSARY DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF, THAT WILL LEAD TO THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IMMEDIATLY.
WHAT I WANT FROM YOU NOW, IS YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS . TO ENABLE ME TO START WORKING WITH THEM. I WILL START WORKING AND ARRANGING EVERY THING AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL.
WE ARE MATURED MINDS AND I WANT US TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION MATUREDLY. AND THERE MUST BE TRUST AND UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN US FOR US TO ACHIEVE THIS GOAL.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS AND ALLAH BLESS YOU,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE).
NOTE: I AM THINKING OF INVESTING SOME PART OF MY OWN SHARE IN YOUR COUNTRY AS SOON AS WE REALISE THIS FUND, BUT I WILL NEED YOUR ADVICE FIRST BEFORE I CONLUDE MY PLANS.
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? AND WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
Mohamed, my address as you requested.
Suzie Chapstick 2457 No. Furball street Seattle, Wa.
Code is white and orange.
All sounds good and at this time I can come to where you are and sign all required documents. I am on a 5 month vacation (duely needed) and would enjoy the travel.
Greatfully,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE,
YOUR MAIL TO ME IS MAKING ME TO HAVE MORE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE IN YOU. YOUR COMING TO MY COUNTRY TO SIGN ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IS A WELL WELCOME DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN US AND I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO RECEIVE YOU. THIS YOUR 5 MONTHS VACATION IS A GOOD OMEN TO US BECAUSE IT WILL GIVE THE CHANCE AND SPACE TO COME AND GO BACK WITHIN THIS PERIOD.
I AM GOING TO SEND TO YOU THE CLAIMANT FOR BEFORE THE END OF TODAY , SO THAT YOU CAN FILL IT AND RETURN BACK TO ME IMMEDIATLY WHICH WILL ENABLE ME TO START ARRANGING EVERY THING IN YOUR NAME HERE IN MY BANK.
WELL, YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN ME YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A WORD TO WORD DISCUSSION AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR EASY AND FURTHER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN US. SO DO NOT FORGET TO INCLUDE IT IN YOUR NEXT MAIL TO ME. YOU DID NOT ALSO TELL ME WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING WHICH I ASKED YOU, I WANT TO KNOW.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
Dear Mohamed,
Thanks for your kind trust in me as I trust in you. Let me first say WHITE is my favorite color and then it's orange, wink...wink.
I am currently working as a sales rep for a women's adult toys. The company is called Secretimes Enterprises and sells worldwide.
I am currently staying in London and can be reached at the Marriott. I'm not sure how long I'll be there maybe until Christmas and then off to Buballoos. I'm at an internet Cafe at the moment as my Laptop is being repaired so get the phone from information. Just ask for Suzie Chapstick in room 512.
Sincerely,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE,
ENDEAVOUR TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS ATTACHMENT THAT CONTAINS THE FORM AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE IT AND FILL IT AND RETURN TO ME SO THAT I CAN START ARRANGING EVERY THING IN YOUR NAME HERE IN MY BANK.
YOU DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER, YOU ONLY GAVE ME YOUR ROOM NUMBER.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED (WHITE ORANGE).
Dear Mohamed
The white of the orange should not be eaten.
Your attached form did not come across very well and would not print out. Please find the required info and you have my permission to legally sign my name Suzie Chapstick to the attached form.
Legal and full name: Suzie Ima Chapstick Current residence is at the Marriott: 140 Park Lane W1Y3AA England
Current phone number: 0800221222
All current status is subject to change based on travel plans. If unavailable the best way to reach me then is via email until my next destination.
Occupation is adult toy sales.
I hope this is good enough.
Sincerely,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE,
IT IS ALRIGHT, I WILL DO THAT AND FILL ALL YOUR INFORMATION IN THE FORM. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I DO THAT , BECAUSE I AM GOING TO DO THAT BEFORE THE END OF TODAY IN MY OFFICE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
DEAR SUSIE,
I HAVE JUST FINISHED FILLING THE FORM ON YOUR BEHALF WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION AS YOU DIRECTED ME.
NOW, I WILL START ARRANGING EVERY THING IN MY BANK. I WILL GET TO BACK TO YOU AFTER MY WORK.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED.
(Mohammed left out the secret code. Will Susie notice?)
Dear Sir, I cannot accept this email as it doesn't have the proper code. For security reasons this email is null and void. You must show proper identification by stating the code.
Sincerely.
DEAR SUSIE,
I HAVE REALLY STARTED PUTTING AND ARRANGING DOCUMENTS AND EVERY OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN YOUR NAME AS I EARLIER INFORMED YOU AS REGARDS TO OUR TRANSACTION .BY TOMORROW, I AM VERY MUCH SURE IN SUCCEEDING TO PUT AND ARRANGE YOUR NAME IN ALL THE IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY FILES IN MY BANK AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED. THOUGH , I AM GOING TO SPEND MONEY TO EVERY OFFICER THAT IS CONCERN TO GIVE ME A FREE HAND TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, BUT DO NOT WORRY YOUR VERY SELF, I AM GOING TO DO IT ALONE WITH MY MONEY.
I WILL STILL GET IN TOUCH TO YOU BY TOMORROW AFTER I MUST HAVE COME BACK FROM WORK.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
(Mohamed doesn’t want me to get suspicious that this is a scam.)
DEAR SUSIE ,
IT HAS COME TO MY NOTICE THAT A GROUP OF NIGERIANS WHO SPECIALISES ON SCAM/FRAUD HAS BEEN CIRCULATING EMAILS USING MY NAME AND MY BANK, MY POSITION AS THE HONURABLE BANK MANAGER AND THE NAMES OF OTHER EXALTED POSITIONS TO DEFRUAD INNOCENT AND UNSUSPECTING FORIEGNERS SUCH AS YOUR KIND-SELF.
PLEASE BE NOTIFIED THAT I HAVE NOT AUTHORISED, ADVISED OR DIRECTED ANY OF SUCH LETTERS AND SHOULD YOU RECEIVE ANY SUCH LETTER, DESTROY AND DISCARD THEM IMMEDIATLY AS IT IS A FRUADLENT LETTER/MAIL. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CODE FIRST AND REPORT SUCH INCIDENCE TO ME SO THAT I CAN DIRECT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS TO TRACE AND PUNISH THEM ACCORDINGLY.
ENDEAVOUR TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE IT.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
NOTE: I FILLED THE COLUMN OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE DECEASED IN THE FORM AS YOUR COUSIN.
WELL, MY LAST MAIL BEFORE THIS MAIL WAS REALLY FROM ME BUT I WAS IN A HURRY WHEN I WAS TYPING THE MAIL TO YOU, THAT IS WHY I FORGOT TO PUT IN OUR CODE. BUT I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU DID . IT SHOWS ME THAT YOU ARE REALLY FOLLOWING UP AND IN ORDER. IS THAT WHY YOU ADDRESSED ME AS DEAR SIR? SHE LAUGHS.
Mohammed,
You are so smart to catch on as to why I addressed you as Dear Sir. lol!
I'm glad to see our code again white & orange. This is a good security code and it lets me know who is actually communicating with me.
Thank you for supplying the money to do all the illegalalities. I will be sure to re-imburse you for your troubles.
I will anxiously await to hear from you.
Sincerely your friend,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE ,
IT HAS COME TO MY NOTICE THAT A GROUP OF NIGERIANS WHO SPECIALISES ON SCAM/FRAUD HAS BEEN CIRCULATING EMAILS USING MY NAME AND MY BANK, MY POSITION AS THE HONURABLE BANK MANAGER AND THE NAMES OF OTHER EXALTED POSITIONS TO DEFRUAD INNOCENT AND UNSUSPECTING FORIEGNERS SUCH AS YOUR KIND-SELF.
PLEASE BE NOTIFIED THAT I HAVE NOT AUTHORISED, ADVISED OR DIRECTED ANY OF SUCH LETTERS AND SHOULD YOU RECEIVE ANY SUCH LETTER, DESTROY AND DISCARD THEM IMMEDIATLY AS IT IS A FRUADLENT LETTER/MAIL. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CODE FIRST AND REPORT SUCH INCIDENCE TO ME SO THAT I CAN DIRECT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS TO TRACE AND PUNISH THEM ACCORDINGLY.
ENDEAVOUR TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE IT.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
Mohamed, I'm shocked to hear of this outrageous act. How is it that they do this as I wasn't even aware that every house had a computer like in America.
I thank you again for this white (wink..) and orange email. As of yet I haven't received any forgery emails, but now I will look for them.
Waiting to hear from you,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE,
I JUST WANTED TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE IN CASE YOU RECEIVE SUCH A MAIL. JUST DO NOT WORRY YOUR VERY SELF BECAUSE OF THAT.
I AM PREPARING TO GO TO WORK NOW. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I COME BACK FROM WORK. BUT I MUST MAKE SURE THAT I FINISH ALL THE ARRANGEMENT TODAY.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
Mohamed, you must get everything done by Friday as I have other business matters to attend to. Cany accomplish this easy task? It'a always white & orange.
Suzie (Can you tell I’m getting bored?)
DEAR SUSIE MY SISTER,
THIS JOB OR THIS TRANSACTION IS NOT ALL THAT EASY AS YOU MAY THINK BUT I AM REALLY AND REALLY TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE SURE WE FINISH AND REALISE THIS FUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
TODAY, I HEVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT , PROCESS AND ARRANGE YOUR NAME IN ALL THE NECESSARY FILES HERE IN MY BANK AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED THOUGH I SPENT SOME MONEY TODAY BUT I AM NOT BOTHERED BECAUSE I AM SURE THAT WE ARE GOING TO GAIN MUCH AT THE END. THE PLACE AND PERSON I HAVE THE PROBLEM NOW IS THE CHIEF COMPUTER OFFICER OF MY BANK. HE IS DEMANDING A VERY BIG MONEY BEFORE HE WILL INSTALL AND PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM OF MY BANK AND THAT IS WHERE EVERY THING IS BASED. I TRIED TO BRING HIM DOWN BUT HE MANTAINED HIS STAND. BY TOMORROW , IF HE IS STILL INSIST ON THE SAME AMOUNT, I WILL PAY HIM OFF FOR WHAT HE IS DEMANDING BUT MY ACCOUNT WILL REALLY BE IN RED IF PAY HIM. THAT IS TO SAY , I WILL HAVE LITTLE OR NOTHING IN MY ACCOUNT AGAIN. IF I FINANLLY SUCEED IN PUTTING YOUR NAME IN THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM OF MY BANK, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME OR THE DEAL IS FINISHED. SO THAT IS THE LATEST SITUATION OF THINGS HERE FOR NOW.
I WILL GET BACK TO YOU BY TOMORROW IF I SUCEED IN PUTING YOUR NAME IN THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM OF MY BANK.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
Mohamed,
That is so kind of you to pay for the service fee with your own account. It's too bad I couldn't send the money to you and we could go from there. We'll divy it up as soon as we get our greedy hands on the loot. I'll be fair and give you the upfront cost fees back to you.
Hurry with this deal as I'm not sure where I'm going and if I'm taking my laptop with me so my computer use may be limited.
Your new business partner,
Suzie
PS Are you married? (white & orange)
SUSIE,
HOW AM I SURE THAT YOUR LAST MAIL TO ME IS TRUELLY FROM YOU WHEN YOU DID NOT INCLUDE OUR CODE.
PLEASE ,GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL LET ME BE SURE THAT YOU ARE THE REAL SUSIE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
(Stupid Mohammed didn’t notice that I put our secret code at the bottom of my email. Dumb mugu)
Mohamed, the code was included for your reading enjoyment. You have until the end of today to put the deal together as I'm off to Jamaica for awhile. I'll check my email before I check out of my hotel and if you do not respond we'll have to end this love affair.
Best wishes,
Suzie White & Orange
DEAR SUSIE MY SISTER,
THAT IS THROUGH, YOU INCLUDED OUR CODE IN YOUR MAIL TO ME. BUT I DID NOT SCROW VERY DOWN TO SEE IT INITIALLY.
WELL, THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE FINANLLY PAID THE CHIEF COMPUTER OFFICER OF MY BANK AND HE HAS INSTALLED YOUR NAME IN THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SISTEM OF OUR BANK. THAT IS TO SAY THAT, YOU ARE NOW THE BONAFIDE NEXT KIN OF THE DECEASED, WHICH MEANS THAT THIS PARTICULAR FUND IS NOW ON YOUR NAME. THOUGH, I AM DOWN FINANCIALLY FOR NOW AFTER PAYING THIS CHIEF COMPUTER OFFICER BUT I AM REALLY HAPPY WITH MY SELF THAT I HAVE DONE IT AND MADE IT.
BASED ON THAT , YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PROCEED HERE TO MY COUNTRY TO SIGN ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL LEAD TO THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
SUSIE BABY, I AM NOT MARRIED YET. WHAT ABOUT YOU , ARE YOU MARRIED?
HAVE YOU LEFT FOR JAMAICA? BUT YOU DID NOT TELL ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO JAMAICA BEFORE. WHEN IS YOUR FIGHT TAKING OFF?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL BECAUSE I WANT US TO REALISE THIS FUND SOONEST.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
(Time to throw a little romance in this deal.)
My dear Mohamed,
So nice to hear that you are not married. I was married, but am divoriced now. My ex-husband was a nurelogical surgeon at Eastwick Hospital. It just didn't work out. Perhaps I could tell you the whole story over a bottle of wine.
I'm leaving for Jamaica today and will stay there for the weekend and then who knows....ha..ha..
Actually, my dear Mohammed, the 5 month trip is to forget the bitter divorice. I received a lot of money in the settlement, but it's not the money that matters but the relationship.
Where do we go from here this is sooooooooooooo exciting.
Yours,
Suzie
Oooooooooooooooooooooooops, in my excitmenent I forgot our code.. white & orange
ooooops, also white & orange,where is your country. And i'll plan my trip. How will I meet you? Where will I stay? So many questions. I'm sorry my dear i'm just excited. Where is your country again. I'm a silly woman and should know this by now as you probably have told me. Sorry for asking again.
Yours,
Suzie (white & Orange)
(Suddenly Mohamed falls madly in love with Suzie. Will Suzie fall for his charm?)
DEAR SUSIE MY BABY,
WOULD YOU MARRY ME? PLEASE SUSIE MY BABY I WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE BEING HAVING THAT KIND FEELING FOR YOU SINCE YOU GAVE ME YOUR FIRST MAIL TO ME BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. SO, WOULD YOU MARRY ME? I AM FROM NIGERIA.
SUSIE MY BABY, IN YOUR MAIL YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE A SILLY WOMAN, BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT , YOU ARE NOT ONE BIT A SILLY WOMAN BUT YOU ARE CARRIED AWAY BY JOY AND HAPPINESS. YOU ALSO GOT IT RIGHT MY BABY, MONEY IS NOT EVERY THING BECAUSE RELATIONSHIP MATTERS A LOT . AND IN ANY GOOD RELATIONSHIP REAL LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING MUST EXIST AMONG THE TWO. (Note: Ahhhhh, that didn’t last long.) BACK TO OUR BUSINESS,SO SUSIE MY BABY, YOU SAID THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND ONE WEEK IN JAMAICA. AND IT WILL DELAY SLOW DOWN THE TRANSACTION BECAUSE I WANT US TO REALISE THIS FUND BEFORE 24TH OF DECEMBER, BECAUSE IF WE FAIL FOR THE FUND TO BE TRANSFERED TO YOU BEFORE 24TH OF DECEMBER THE BANK MAY COME UP WITH A DECISION THAT WILL AFFECT YOUR NEXT OF KINSHIP WHICH I HAVE SUFFERED AND PUT IN MY LIFE SAVINGS.
SO, I WANT TO RECONMEND A WELL KNOWN AND RESPECTED ATTORNEY HERE FOR YOU , WHOM YOU ARE TO CONTACT SO THAT HE WILL DO EVERY THING ON YOUR BEHALF THAT WILL LEAD IN TRANSFERING THE FUND TO YOU ON OR BEFORE THE 24TH. WHICH MEANS, YOU WILL NOW PROCEED TO MY COUNTRY TO MEET ME AS SOON AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM BEFORE ME THAT THE SAID FUND HAS ENTERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THEN, WE WILL NOW TAKE OFF FROM MY COUNTRY HERE TO AMERICA TOGETHER AND AT THE SAME TIME. AFTER THAT WE CAN THINK AND PLAN WHAT TO DO WITH OUR HUGE MONEY AND OUR LIFE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE).
NOTE: SUSIE BABY, I HAVE TRYING TO GET YOU ON THE TELEPHONE NUMBER WHICH YOU GAVE TO ME BUT IT IS NOT GOING THROUGH. PLEASE! PLEASE!! I WANT YOU TO CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER 234 80 332 90669 SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS AND IT WILL ALSO GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR EACH OTHER,S VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
(Imagine that—Susie’s phone doesn’t work. This doesn’t stop Mohamed’s love.)
DEAR SUSIE MY BABY,
I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU. I AM GETTING CRAZY OF YOU AND I CARE FOR YOU.
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE)
NOTE: WOULD YOU MARRY ME?
Mohammed,
I can't get married just yet I just got divoriced silly man. I'm off to Jamacia at 5:00PM. I'll be lounging with a drink and wondering what you look like.
Do you wonder what I look like?
Here's where I'll be staying. I think he..he..I might change it if its not that nice. Travel agent said it was lovely. Wish you were there with me.
Crowne Plaza Hotel
211a Constant Spring Road, Manor Park, Kingston 8
Tel: 876-925-7674
Fax: 876-925-5757
Call me on Saturday.
I'll wait to hear from the attorney. What's his name and does he know the code (white & orange)? Tell him he needs to know the code or I won't email him back any info.
Yours my dear,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE MY BABY,
LET ME RECOMEND THE ATTORNEY (Ut oh, he mentioned the dreaded “a” word. Susie hates attorney’s.) FOR YOU SINCE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COME OVER HERE IN A WEEKS TIME BECAUSE OF YOUR PROGRAMME
THE ATTORNEY ,I AM GOING TO RECOMMEND FOR YOU IS A RESPECTED ATTORNEY AND LAWYER HERE AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE , HE HAD EVEN DONE THE SAME JOB FOR FORIEGNERS TOO BEFORE . BUT HE IS GOING TO CHARGE YOU FOR HIS LEGAL SERVICES , AND ALSO TO SIGN ALL THE NECESSARY PAPERS ON YOUR BEHALF THAT WILL LEAD TO THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE! PLEASE! SUSIE DO NOT MENTION MY NAME BEFORE HIM ,I REPEAT IT AGAIN DO NOT MENTION MY NAME AT ALL BEFORE HIM , SO THAT IT WILL LOOK AS IF I DO NOT KNOW ANY THING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION ,BECAUSE THEY WILL EVEN COME FOR INSPECTION AND VERIFICATION IN OUR BANK TO KNOW ACTUALLY WETHER YOU ARE THE REAL NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED BEFORE EVEN ACCEPTING DOING THE JOB FOR YOU.
AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE AND WE ARE ALMOST GETTING TO THE END OF THIS TRANSACTION, DO NOT TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THIS BUSINESS EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND , UNTILL WE FINANLY REALISE THIS FUND. YOU KNOW THAT EVEN WALLS HAVE EARS AND IS NOT EVEN GOOD FOR ANOTHER PERSON TO KNOW THE SOURCE OF YOUR MONEY OR YOUR WEALTH. IF BY ANY WAY THE BANK FIND OUT THAT I AM BEHIND THIS BUSINESS , I WILL BE SACKED IMMEDIATLY. SO , ENDAEVOUR TO KEEP THE SECRECY AND THE CONFIDENTIALITY REQURED IN THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION AS YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING FOR ME NOT TO LOOSE MY JOB AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE. YOU KNOW IT WILL BE VERY VERY BAD THAT, IF I AM SACKED FROM MY BANK WITH OUT REALISING THIS PARTICULAR FUND.
SO, THE ATTORNEY,S NAME IS : BARR. ENEFIOK EDU UDOH AND HIS DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 234-80-230-34688, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS enefiok_eudoh_chambers@fsmail.net
(I noticed that Mohmad’s attorney has the same email as another scammer that I was already scamming. Oooops. Would Suzie be uncovered?)
WHEN YOU CALL HIM OR IF YOU MAIL HIM, MAKE HIM TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU COME ACCROSS HIS NAME AND HIS CHAMBERS WHILE GOING THROUGH DIRECTORY OF NIGERIAN LAWYERS.
IF HE ASK YOU ANY QUESTION OR ANY THING WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND VERY WELL ABOUT THE TRANSACTION, TELL HIM THAT YOU WILL GET BACK TO HIM LATER. THEN, YOU WILL NOW USE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO REACH ME IMMEDIATLY , SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER, AS FOR YOU TO AVOID MAKING ANY MISTAKE ALONG THE LINE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(WHITE ORANGE).
NOTE: THE ATTORNEY IS NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW OUR CODE BECAUSE HE IS NOT ONE OF US. SO DO NOT LET HIM KNOW THE CODE. YOU DID NOT PUT OUR CODE IN YOUR LAST MAIL TO ME BUT I KNOW THAT YOU MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BECAUSE OF JOY.
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BE WITH YOU THERE BUT SOME DAY AND SOONEST WE WILL BE TOGETHER. AS YOU SAID, I AM JUST EMERGING HOW WONDERFUL YOU WILL LOOK AND BE.
I WILL TRY MY BEST TO CALL YOU TOMORROW SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
(Suzie pours out her heart to Mohammed and changes the code.)
Mohamed my dear,
Sooooo happy to get one last email from you before I go to Jamica.
Information dully noted sweets. I rarely tell people about my financial situations so you're safe there. I have to do this because my husband the rat (Dr.Michael Huggins) was a surgeon made a very nice income and he always instructed me to keep quiet. Kind of funny though as we drove brand new Mercedes ha..ha..How do you keep that quiet ha..ha...
My dear, your emails help comfort me through my troubled times. While traveling I meet people but don't connect. I feel like I've made a connection with you. Did I mention that I caught my husband with another woman? Sorry I don't mean to cry on your shoulder.
I will contact the attorney and do as you instruct me to. I can't call as I'm on my way to Heathrow airport in 15 minutes. I can zip off an email to him though.
Also, I'd like to change our code from white & orange to "got mike?" I know this is a bit cruel against my husband, but I did get him good. I got most of his bank account in the divorice the rotten bastard. So please Mohammed lets change our code to got mike? If that is okay with you. If not we'll stay with white & orange.
If you don't hear from me until Monday that is because I'm not sure where I'll be. Ha...ha..ha..Jamica here I come.
Yours,
Suzie
(got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY BABY,
HAVE YOU GOT TO JAMAICA? I AM MISSING YOUR SWEET MAILS TO ME. PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO MAIL OR CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET TO JAMAICA. I HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR YOU FOR JOURNEY MERCY.
HAVE YOU CONTACTED OR MAILED THE ATTORNEY AS YOU PROMISED IN YOUR MAIL TO ME? WHAT IS THE CONTENT OF YOUR MAIL TO HIM? IF YOU HAVE MAILED HIM, HAS HE REPLIED YOU BACK? BECAUSE I WANT THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFERED TO YOU BEFORE 24TH OF THIS MONTH.
SUSIE MY SWEET BABY, YOU KNOW I WOULD NOT DO ANY THING TO OFFEND YOU, WE CAN CHANGE THE CODE FROM WHITE ORANGE TO (GOT MIKE?) AS YOU SUGGESTED. SO , AS FROM NOW HENCE FORTH OUR CODE SHOULD BE (GOT MIKE?)
PLEASE , I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU GET TO JAMAICA.LET ME BE SURE AND HAVE RELAX MIND THAT YOU ARE SAFE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(GOT MIKE?)
Hi Mohamed, yesssssssssss I made it you silly man. I know you care for me. It was a bumpy ride as we flew through a storm the captain made an annoucment, "Ladies hang on to your boobs its gonna get rough." We all laughed.
Sooooooo excited to get your email. I'm reading it while having breakfast on the beach. I got a great deal on the hotel its only $285.00 a night.
I emailed the attorney like you requested and am waiting for a reply. Mohamed, I'm sorry my dear but in my rush, and my excitement with you I forgot who I was next of kin to. I told the lawyer that I was the one whom he heard about. I didn't know what else to say. Sorry. I didn't mention your name though.
I may have a picture taken and send it to you. Would you like that?
Truly yours,
Suzie (got mike?)
SUSIE MY HEART,
I AM NOW A RELAXED MAN AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR MAIL TO ME AND ON HEARING THAT YOU MADE IT. GLORY BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY. IF YOU LIKE CALL ME A SILLY MAN OR ANY THING YOU CAN THINK OF, I STILL LOVE YOU AND CARE FOR YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING NOW , CAN YOU GUES , HOW I WISHED I HAVE KONWN YOU BEFORE NOW BUT I HAVE KNOWN YOU NOW. WELL, BACK TO OUR BUSINESS, (Not much foreplay with Mohammed...all business) DO NOT FORGET AGAIN THAT YOU ARE THE ARE THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE BARRY KELLY.
IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE ATTORNEY UP TO THIS TIME, THEN ENDEAVOUR TO GIVE HIM A REMINDER. SO THAT THIS FUND COULD BE TRANSFERED TO YOU BEFORE 24TH OF DECEMBER. THAT IS MY TARGET.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOURS,
MOHAMMED(GOT MIKE?)
Hi Mohamed, what a glorious day it is here. You are a silly man...ha...ha..And I like how concerned you are for me. My husband Mike never showed me any interest. He also had a small penis...ha..ha.. Amazing how a brain surgeon can have no brain. Oh well, sorry for crying about Mike. got mike?
Do you think our relationship is going to fast? I am a little embarassed that it seems like I'm falling in love with a man whom I've never met, don't know where he lives and have never seen his face. I'm trusting in God that my hearts judgement are true.
Mohamed where do you live and please don't tell me you live in Iraq? I cannot travel to Iraq.
I have to run we are taking a boat to a private lagoon where we can skinny dip, (no clothes) in the ocean. Thank God I lost 25 pounds going through my divorice as I look smashing in my French bikini.
Truly yours,
Suzie (got mike?)
PS I'm still waiting for the attorney, but it is the weekend and he probably doesn't work on weekends so I'll look for his email on Monday.
Note: When I went to sleep last night I thought about you.
OH!SUSIE MY BABY,
I LIKE AND I LOVE READING YOUR MAILS TO ME. DO KNOW THAT I GO THROUGH YOUR MAILS TO ME ALMOST 100 TIMES BECA AT TIMES? BECAUSE THE MORE I READ IT AND RE-GO THROUGH IT, IT GIVES ME JOY AND HAPPINESS. SUSIE MY BABY I AM ASSURING YOU THAT YOUR HEART JUDGEMENT IS THROUGH ABOUT ME.THAT IS THE GOD,S DOING . I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I AM LIVING IN NIGERIA AND NOT IRAQ. I AM NOT SADDAM HUSIEN, SADDAM DESERVED TO BE DEAD. HE IS AN EVIL MAN.
MY BABY, HOW I WISH THAT I AM WITH YOU AT LAGOON IN A SKINNY DIP? YOU ARE JUST ENJOYING YOUR YOUR SELF WITH OUT ME.
YOU ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME IN YOUR SLEEP? ARE WE MAKING LOVE OR KISSING IN THE SLEEP? SHE LAUGHS, PLEASE TELL ME MY BABY.
WELL, MAKE SURE YOU GET BACK TO AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE ATTORNEY. IF HE ASKS YOU ANY QUESTION WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, DO NOT FAIL TO GET BACK TO ME FOR AN ANSWER IMMEDIATLY TO MAKING ANY MISTAKE OR WRONG ANSWER. SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED AND MEET UP OUR TARGET. HAVE YOU SENT THE REMINDER TO THE ATTORNEY WHICH I ASKED YOU TO DO?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AND YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE HEARING FROM YOU ALWAYS AND CONSTANTLY.
BEST REGARDS,
MOHAMMED(GOT MIKE?)
NOTE: WE ARE GOING TO SEE AND MEET EACH OTHER SOONEST AS SOON AS THIS FUND IS TRANSFERED TO YOU.YOU CAN THEN PROCEED TO HERE SO THAT WE CAN MOVE OUT AT THE SAME TIME. SUSSIE MY BABY I AM HAPPY IN MY HEART WITH YOU. IN SHORT AS FROM THIS MOMENT I WILL BE CALLING YOU MY HEART. SO YOU ARE MY (HEART)
(Mohammed changes Susie’s name to MY HEART.)
Hi darling,
Hey, guess what? I'm thinking of buying a flat on the ocean. It's beautiful. It's only $489,000 and has three bedrooms. It looks out over the ocean. I love this place, but I do miss you.
My dear, I have not heard from the attorney as its the weekend you silly monkey. ha..ha..he..he..I am sure that on Monday he will contact me.
I did imagine that you made love to me and you had a little penis too. WOW! You Nigerian men know how to please a woman. I am embarrassed now...he..he..he.
I love it that you're calling me your heart. Can I call you my silly monkey or my enuch man?
Oh dear our code must be in lower case like this: got mike? You typed it in uppercase like this: GOT MIKE? I think we should make sure we keep the right got mike.
I love using the got mike its such a slap in the face to my stupid ex husband. Your emails make me forget all about him.
Sweet dreams my dear I'm off to look at another flat.
Truly yours,
Suzie
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I AM HAPPY READING FROM YOUR MAIL TO ME THAT YOU ARE ABOUT BUYING A FLAT IN AN OCEAN. THAT IS A VERY GOOD NEWS TO ME , BUT HOW CAN YOU BUY THIS FLAT AND LIVING IN IT ALONE WITH OUT ME, MY HEART? I SUGGEST THAT, YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED SO THAT AS SOON AS THIS OUR FUND IS TRANSFERED TO YOU , THEN WE CAN COME BACK TO JAMAICA AND BUY A BIGGER APARTMENT THAN A FLAT. BUT , IF YOU STILL WANT TO BUY IT, YOU CAN PROCEED TO BUY IT.
MY HAERT, WHO TOLD YOU THAT NIGERIANS KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE? WHO EVER THAT TOLD YOU THAT IS CORRECT. I CAN FILL YOU UP WITH LOVE AND MAKE YOU TO GET SATISFIED WITH LOVE MAKING. MY HEART, DO YOU KNOW THAT I CAN MAKE LOVE TO YOU FOR OVER FOUR HOURS WITH OUT STOPPING? IF YOU LIKE LOVE MAKING , THEN I CAN MAKE YOU TO LOVE IT THE MORE. EVEN, I HAVE STARTED AND FEELING AS IF I AM MAKING LOVE WITH YOU AS I AM TYPING THIS MAIL TO YOU AND I WANT YOU TO START FEELING ME ANY WHERE YOU ARE NOW ALSO!
( Four hours of lovemaking! A new world record.)
WELL, I HAVE TAKEN NOTE ABOUT OUR CODE. DO NOT FAIL TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE ATTORNEY, BECAUSE THIS PARTICULAR FUND IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. IT WILL MAKE US TO LIVE BIG AND ENJOY OUR SELVES ANY HOW WE WANT IT. WHY NOT TRY TO CALL THE ATTORNEY IN HIS PHONE NUMBER BY TOMORROW TO AVOID WASTING TIME?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
IF I CALL YOU ON THIS NUMBER 876 9257674 WHICH YOU GAVE TO ME, CAN I GET YOU ON IT? (Oh sure you can)
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
My dear,
I'm not sure what the number is as that was the number of another hotel. My travel agent gave me that number. I could get the number here if you want. Can I call you?
I bought the flat. It's big, really big, like you my love. Be gentle with me I'm very small.
I will attach a picture or I will try. I'm not good at this so bare with me my love. It is big enough for the two of us as you'll see.
I'm awaiting for the attorney to contact me.
Think of me my dear.
Your new lover,
Suzie (got mike?)
My new flat.
