Oh fuck. This isn't even funny. Rose Wanker here is 16 years old, and is Supreme #1 Goth Wanker Deluxe x1000 if I ever saw it.
Warning: This kid is so full of shit, it hurts. Okay, I'm on the website and once the waves of nausea subside a bit, I am able to scroll down to the content (if you can even call it that). My first question is, "Of what gender is this wanker?" And I'm not just saying that to be snarky. So anyhow, as I read Wank Things intro, I can't help but laugh. "for those of you who don't know me, I want this to be love at first sight". Oh shit. The nausea is back in full force. Yes, I am very likely to fall in love with an asinine little 16 year old genderless thing with the I.Q. of a cabbage , who the very sight of makes me ill.
Oh yes, it gets better. "I'm a goth...you know one of those wierd people that dress mostly in black" blah blah blah blah blah. It's more likely that you are an insipit twinkie who sleeps with MM pictures under his/her pillow. For your information, goths are not weird. 16 year olds who think that they should be gothic because it's weird are weird. "I'm an artist, I'm a poet" You're a moron, You're a loser. "I'm very strange and very lonely." My guess is that you wouldn't be so lonely if you weren't such a moronic bastard child of a sea carp and Ronald Mcdonald. " i live in acountry area and I'm basically the only goth I know of out here" No, you are the only stupid fuckhead spawn of an earthworm and Joan Rivers goth wannabe out there.
Wank Thing goes on to ramble about not having a girlfriend (big surprise there) and what a"bad boy" he is. Blah.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This shite listens to techno, trance and dance. Oh shit, my head hurts. And of course, Marilyn fucking Manson. Must... Scroll... Down... Okay, what's this? "Organized religion TeNdS tO bUg Me A lItTlE..." Well shit. That tends to be a very popular saying around you and your twinkie brethren. Oh I see, you are into withcraft. Yes, okay. " A world in my palm woulden't be a world at all anyway...makes you think don't it?" No, it makes me want to vomit, but not as much as your face does. Oh wait. Hhahahahhahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa! This thing listens do Seal as well! Well that is so gothic I could cry. Okay, now I see that "I have a habit of taking off all my clothes and sitting in the dark" and " people who don't approve of sex is a stupid head." As if you are getting laid. I can't take anymore. Excuse me while I vomit. |
