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QUICK UPDATE: Yippeee! New new new! Yeah! Oh crap, all that enthusiasum wasn't very gothic of me. Damn. Okay, imagine me saying everything that follows in a toneless, yet somewhat pathetic, sad voice: We have a new wanker. We have a new e-mail address. We have new ???????????. We have new comments on the polls. And we will soon have a new layout because I'm sick of this. Also, I'm declaring December "Ville Valo Month" .

Goths and posers alike have seen this crap.



What is a GOTH WANKER? A Goth Wanker is someone under the assumption that they are goth because they dress all in black and quote "The Crow" film. This includes morons who think they are vampires. They often listen to Marilyn "fuckhead" Manson, and have no knowledge of actual "goth" bands. And when they do know of goth bands, it's only so they can list them under the "favorite bands" part of their website in an attempt to look "gothic". These idiots write shitty poetry about suicide, wear the shittiest clothes, and shitty "crow" make-up. They're also found of making such profound "goth" statements like "I'm a vampire" (no wait, i mean "vampyre".), or "I'm goth on the inside" (Bollocks). For some strange reason, Goth Wankers feel the need to sPelL ThiNgS LIkE tHis, or spell things purposely wrong in a idiotic attempt at coolness. Above all, they take themselves too seriously. You get the picture. And so now you may ask yourself "How does one become a goth wanker?". Well, the answer is simple. Either one of us at Goth Wanker find some poor imbecile in our journey along the web, or we take your nomation at goth_wanker@hotmail.com. If your nomination is chosen, you get listed as the nominator, and as an added bonus you get the good feeling that comes with helping the little fools see the error of his/her ways.