This picture of dear, sweet and amazingly moronic Amber was originally much bigger. You can imagine my surprise and nausea when I innocently downloaded this picture and when I put it on the screen, it was 1000 times the size I expected. Well my friends, I just about had a heart attack. I hope to never experience that sort of hell again.
Know what I hate more than 16 year olds? 15 year olds. And this one takes the cake. Amber informs me that she was born during "the year of the tiger". However, I suspect it was more likely "year of the incredibly braindead". And guess what else gang? Amber the "rebel rebel" has peircings! Can you believe it? HOLY SHIT! I find it amazing how twinkies feel that by telling the world what peircings they have, it assertains their coolness. Sorry dear, but other than that annoying hole in your brain, no one gives a shit. I am sad to report however, that Amber has no tattoo's, because that would be really fucking chuff, wouldn't it?
Amber's taste in music is so shitty that I'm not even going to mentionit, other than to say: The Tea Party, Orgy, and Siousxie hates dumb-asses like yourself. As for her taste in film, well, I find it hard to believe that anyone this lame has even the beginnings of the intelligence to appreciate a film like "The Acid House", especially when you list "Strangeland" in the same sentence. Strangeland was made for twinkies like you who think they're so fucking radge and bad-ass, and having little to none brain action.
I'm getting really annoyed with the spinning skull and crossbone action on her lousy excuse for an index page. If you want a laugh, go to her "Pictures of me" section. If you want a let down, go to "Pictures of weird stuff", which actually just turns out to be shit my magic cards playing brother would find amusing. Oh look, isn't it so very clever the way that Amber has spelled "friends" like "fiends"? Help me out on this, I can't decide whether she's just stupid and can't spell, or if she's stupid and thinks it's cool.
Well gee, what do you know? Morons of a feather flock together! It would seem that Amber is friends with our very own "Dark Father Okami" (past goth wanker), and is a proud member of the "okami net". Well fuck me passionately! I didn't think this could get any stupider! But thank you Amber, you have proved me wrong!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HA!HA! Now THIS takes the cake! This truly does! Amber has a link to *gasp* Goth Wanker Of The Week! on her website! Well guess what sweetie! Now we'll have a link to you! Wowo! I love those goth link exchanges, ya know? This is just too radge, let me say. Some people are under the impression that if you include a link to Goth Wanker on their website, it gives them "immunity" to actually being "showcased". Well you sorry shits, you're so fucking wrong!
Hehe, I'm looking at her guestbook and I realize that I've received a lot of nominations pertaining to people who have signed it. Hmm, some sort of goth war I don't know about? Oh well, it's not quite interesting, but...whatever. I can't say I really care to go through Amber's shite site anymore, so I'm off. All I would like to say is: Amber, get a life. Everyone else, just say no to twinkies. |
