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| The Goth Wanker Christmas Extravaganza! |
| Wooooooooooooo hoo! The Holidays are here, and I'm going on vacation! As in, I will be too drunk to update. Ditto for The Genious Lesson. So, for your viewing displeasure, we have a whole school of wankers to keep you through the holidays. Plus, for hours of fun, the new, supa-dupa, grand-spanking Marilyn Manson Fill-In-The-Blanks Game! And keep those nominations coming! Happy Holidays guys! Liberate a turkey! |
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| Goth Wanker #1 - Crow |
| Well, let's take a look: Very *argggghh* creative spelling. As in, this idiot thinks that because he sPellzz tingS lEYEk tH@ , it makes him clever. Next: he has a "hot or not" official rating meter on his site. His rating? 9.3 . Now, either 177 people are blind, stupid or come from another country in which the word "hot" means "moronic poser shite". I suspect however, that "Crow" here just voted for himself 177 times. Next: he calls his girlfriend his "dark love". Know why? because he my friends, is a fucking "vampire". In fact, he is "146 yearz young...be jelous of the life of a vampire". Gee, one would think, that in 146 years, a person could learn to spell? Some people are just born stupid, proven by the fact that he listens to "Marilyn fuckhead Manson". Time to visit the porcelin goddess... |
| have a laugh: www.oocities.org/g0th_cr0w |
| This Goth Wanker nominated by A Z |
| Goth Wanker #2 - Gem |
| No picture, but her website is full of crap. Go on in and listento how bitchin her piercings are, and how messed up her life is. How very gothic. Enough said. |
| This Goth Wanker nominated by Sean Gleeson |
| wonder at the state of the world: www.oocities.org/night_capped |
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| Goth Wanker #3 - Kes/Kate |
| And the crap just keeps on coming. This particular moron is one of those twinkies who thinks they are going to marry their highschool braindamaged boyfriends, and refer to him as her fiance. She already has their child named, and speaks as if it already exists, though she claims at present time, that her baby is in fact, "an angel". I'll spare you the details here, but you must read this you will laugh you ass off. Now for the inside details: Our informant tells us that this girl loves Marilyn "I suck" Manson, even though she won't admit it on her website. She knows he sucks, and listens to him anyway. Now that, is stupid. Our informant also tells us, not in these exact words, but, Kes here likes to try to steal boyfriends that are way above her, and generally just annoys everyone around her. And she has no clue as to everyones dislike. Moron. |
| This Goth Wanker nominated by Katie Townsend |
| Goth Wanker #4 - Marilyn Manson Groupies |
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| Well, if there is one thing that sucks more than Marilyn Manson't butt-ugly likeness, it is his groupies. What the fuck is wrong with you that you feel the need to have this sort of shit tattooed to your body? Do you just wake up one day and think "Oh wow, MM sucks so much, I think I'll get tattoos of his shitty band members". Well, I say fuck you. Here are some links: |
| Proof there is no god? www.voy.com/16357/151.html (groupie message board) *vomits* more MM groupie message board Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is shite! |
| This Goth Wanker nominated by about 50 different people |
| Goth Wanker #5 - Cassie |
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| Yep, another MM worshipping 16 year old moron. Her website consists of crappy spelling, crappy pictures of herself and her crappy friends, and well...crap. Just to let you know, her favorite colors are "black and blood red". Not just red my friends, but blood red. Her nick names include "satan (yeah, I'm sure), bitch (no, I think you mean "stupid bitch"), and "angel of nothing". Uh huh. More like moronic 16 year old twinkie with MM induced brain damge. Heisse sheisse! |
| Proof that evil exists? http://www.oocities.org/cat666manson/ |
| This Goth Wanker nominated by Mial Nicole |
| HAPPY FREAKIN' HOLIDAYS! |