| Townie Jokes |
| Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie? A. Dunno, ask his 17 year old son Q. How do you get 100 townies in a phone box? A. Paint three stripes on it Q. What do you call a townie in a jar? A. Sweet! Q. What do you call a townie girl over the age of 13 and still a virgin? A. Someone who can run away from her brothers very fast Q. What do u do if u run over a townie? A. Slip it into reverse to make sure Q. What do u call a townie in a fridge? A Chillen Q. What did the little townie say to the big townie? A. Can u get served? Q. Wot do u say to a townie in a suit? A. Will the defendant please stand Q. Why did the townie shag the chicken? A. Because he couldnt find any othere breast meat Q. What do u call a townie in a box? A. Innit Q. What do u call a townie in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted Q. What do u call a townie on a bike? A. A thief Q. What do u call a alive townie? A. Fucking lucky Q. Why did the townie cross the road? A. To punch someone for absolute no reason what so ever Q. What do u call a townie girl over the age of 12? A. Pregnant Q. What do u call a townie in a coffin? A. A good excuse to kill anothe one Q. What do you call a townie in a blender? A. Mush |
| Goth Jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a clown and a goth? A. The clown has a life Q. How do u stop a goth drowning? A. Take ur foot off his head Q. Why shouldnt u shoot a goth? A. The bullet is worth more Q. There is Stalin, Hitler and a Goth. You have 2 bullets, who do u shoot? A. The goth, twice Q. Whats the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit? A. The bucket Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Hopefully not to many, large groups of goths never get anything done. Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? A. No,no,no. A better question would be : How many people would it take to convince a goth to change a lighbulb Q.What do u get if u cross a goth and a toilet? A. The cisterns of mercy Q. How do u get a goth outta a tree? A. Cut the rope Q. What do u call a goth lying in the middle of the road? A. A speed bump Q. What do u call a goth girl? A. Crow-ho |
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