| # | POS | NAME | YRS PRO | AGE | HGT | WT | COLLEGE | SALARY | RATING |
| 1 | K | Nicole Cody | 13 | 32 | 5'7" | 160 | Rutgers | 3yrs-2.45 million | 93/+0 |
| 2 | QB | David Hasselhoff | 1 | 22 | 6'5" | 415 | St. Peter's | 7yrs-500,000 | 33/+1 |
| 3 | P | Thomas Zigray | 13 | 32 | 6'0" | 210 | Nevada | 3yrs-1.30 million | 90/+2 |
| 9 | QB | Bill Donner | 13 | 32 | 6'1" | 215 | Norte Dame | 2yrs-2.50 million | 70/+0 |
| 11 | QB | Bobby Devlin | 13 | 31 | 5'10" | 190 | Massachusetts | 3yrs-12.30 million | 99/+0 |
| 17 | QB | Jon M. DiGiacomo | 8 | 29 | 6'5" | 239 | Rutgers | 2yrs-1.90 million | 58/-1 |
| 20 | FS | Dookie Dung | 3 | 24 | 6'2" | 213 | USC | 3yrs-2.25 million | 78/+0 |
| 22 | HB | Johnny Stemmler | 13 | 31 | 5'10" | 215 | Rutgers | 2yrs-4.85 million | 78/+0 |
| 25 | SS | John Olerud | 7 | 28 | 6'5" | 225 | Washington St. | 3yrs-2.15 million | 81/+1 |
| 27 | CB | Douglas Dildo | 13 | 32 | 6'9" | 400 | Auburn | 2yrs-3.60 million | 80/+0 |
| 32 | SS | Harry Fagina Jr. | 10 | 32 | 7'0" | 160 | Culver-Stockton | 2yrs-2.40 million | 82/+0 |
| 34 | CB | *Percival Poocee | R | 22 | 6'8" | 185 | West Virginia | 5yrs-1.0 million | 66/+1 |
| 35 | CB | Thom "Bagpiper" Price | 4 | 27 | 6'5" | 215 | Baylor | 5yrs-2.50 million | 75/-2 |
| 37 | HB | Shaun Alexander | 4 | 27 | 5'11" | 225 | Alabama | 4yrs-5.70 million | 80/+1 |
| 38 | FB | Dick Weed | 6 | 30 | 6'1" | 226 | Rice | 1yr-1.10 million | 70/-2 |
| 40 | CB | Yarkis Zoovey | 4 | 25 | 6'11" | 275 | Temple | 4yrs-6.10 million | 90/+0 |
| 41 | HB | *Wieslaw Krol | R | 21 | 6'2" | 224 | Hawaii | 3yrs-400,000 | 64/+1 |
| 44 | FB | *Colin Cody | R | 18 | 6'11" | 305 | Duquesne | 3yrs-4.5 million | 99/+0 |
| 46 | FS | Chris Fama | 5 | 29 | 6'2" | 219 | Arizona | 3yrs-2.0 million | 79/+0 |
| 47 | FB | Tubby Fatass | 13 | 32 | 5'5" | 415 | P. View A&M | 2yrs-2.30 million | 94/+0 |
| 50 | ROLB | Daniel Dehn | 13 | 32 | 6'3" | 240 | Maine | 2yrs-3.25 million | 80/-2 |
| 51 | LOLB | *Erich Krauss | R | 21 | 6'0" | 228 | Temple | 3yrs-550,000 | 61/+3 |
| 52 | LOLB | Dick Van Dick | 7 | 29 | 6'6" | 327 | Army | 3yrs-6.25 million | 95/+1 |
| 53 | MLB | *Sucmi Kocc | R | 23 | 6'4" | 240 | Penn State | 3yrs-350,000 | 58/+1 |
| 57 | MLB | Gawee Goldsmith | 3 | 26 | 6'7" | 390 | Wisconsin | 3yrs-2.45 million | 75/-2 |
| 58 | ROLB | Bruno LeBastard | 2 | 24 | 6'10" | 399 | Norte Dame | 3yrs-3.25 million | 80/+0 |
| 59 | MLB | Gapper Stemmler | 13 | 35 | 6'7" | 350 | Lambuth | 2yrs-3.65 million | 82/-1 |
| 60 | C | Danny Bonaduce | 4 | 26 | 6'5" | 296 | Illinois | 1yr-1.25 million | 68/-4 |
| 61 | LG | Reggie Freeman | 1 | 23 | 6'8" | 325 | Kansas State | 3yrs-4.0 million | 87/+0 |
| 64 | LG | Razz “Cat” Razzano | 4 | 27 | 6'5" | 295 | St. John's | 3yrs-1.85 million | 77/-6 |
| 69 | C | Pragnesh Patel | 4 | 26 | 6'4" | 304 | USC | 4yrs-4.65 million | 87/-4 |
| 70 | RG | Lacey Doggie | 13 | 31 | 6'4" | 335 | Wofford | 2yrs-1.90 million | 79/-1 |
| 71 | RT | Cledus Cooter | 3 | 24 | 6'9" | 330 | Auburn | 1yr-1.0 million | 82/+0 |
| 73 | LT | Kolin K. Kuntstench | 2 | 23 | 6'9" | 389 | Idaho | 2yrs-6.20 million | 92/-2 |
| 74 | LE | Rance Mulliniks | 3 | 23 | 6'7" | 408 | James Madison | 4yrs-4.85 million | 87/+2 |
| 76 | RT | Pete "Scooter" Vignuolo | 1 | 24 | 6'7" | 308 | Rutgers | 3yrs-1.35 million | 76/+0 |
| 77 | LT | Howard Stern | 3 | 24 | 6'2" | 302 | Tennessee | 1yr-850,000 | 70/-2 |
| 79 | RG | Clint Toris | 2 | 24 | 6'5" | 320 | John Carroll | 1yr-650,000 | 75/+0 |
| 80 | WR | Steve Largent | 13 | 32 | 5'11 | 191 | Tulsa | 2yrs-3.50 million | 76/+1 |
| 81 | WR | *Silky McGowan | R | 24 | 6'3" | 193 | Rutgers | 2yrs-550,000 | 63/+3 |
| 82 | TE | *Dickie Balls | R | 21 | 6'5" | 392 | Florida State | 2yrs-350,000 | 57/+0 |
| 83 | WR | Chad Devlin | 3 | 26 | 6'0" | 192 | Air Force | 3yrs-1.10 million | 53/-3 |
| 85 | WR | Garth Iorg | 13 | 31 | 7'0" | 415 | Duquesne | 3yrs-6.55 million | 90/+2 |
| 86 | WR | Paz Penguin | 7 | 28 | 6'11" | 225 | Princeton | 2yrs-2.85 million | 74/+0 |
| 87 | WR | Kenny Cody | 13 | 32 | 5'11" | 190 | Duquesne | 2yrs-2.85 million | 74/+0 |
| 88 | TE | Paul Fancy | 13 | 31 | 6'2" | 233 | Rutgers | 2yrs-3.85 million | 99/+0 |
| 89 | TE | Marky DiGiacomo | 13 | 31 | 5'9" | 200 | Fordham | 2yrs-1.30 million | 82/+3 |
| 90 | RE | *Hugh Hefner | R | 23 | 6'3" | 185 | Michigan | 3yrs-500,000 | 58/+0 |
| 92 | LE | T.T. Testicles | 1 | 24 | 6'7" | 287 | Miss Valley St. | 3yrs-1.15 million | 60/-4 |
| 93 | RE | B.B. "Blazin' Bastard" Simpson | 3 | 26 | 6'8" | 305 | Florida State | 2yrs-1.60 million | 75/-2 |
| 96 | DT | Joshua Jigglejoo | 1 | 24 | 6'7" | 324 | Kutztown | 3yrs-2.25 million | 76/+0 |
| 98 | DT | Edgar A. Fump | 3 | 25 | 6'4" | 284 | Wisconsin | 1yr-850,000 | 75/-2 |
| 99 | DT | Chris Balint | 1 | 23 | 6'6" | 313 | Rowan | 3yrs-1.45 million | 68/+0 |
*-New Player Added To Roster This Season
When Pete "Scooter" Vignuolo is not on the field, he's in the courtroom defending your rights! It's 1-888-SCOOTER. It's Law-rific! When the Wombats lose a game, it's not really over until the "so-called" loss is sent to court. "I will defend the Wombat, in every game"...."We will take on refs who give us bad calls, and opposing players who cheat - at one place, in the court of law". When it's game time Scooter focuses on victory, taking pride in wearing the blue, grey, black & white....His hobbies in the offseason include: Karate, Badminton, Polo, Tap Dancing, Rock Throwing, Songwriting for John Tesh & Snoop Dogg, Unicycle Riding, Putting Thugs In The Slammer, like Judge Judy and Keeping it real with his homies. In addition "Scooter" is all business, he'll get the job done. He's defended numerous people with success stories. If you are in trouble and need someone to defend your rights, contact the "Scooter Team" because spending time behind bars sucks the big moose....and Scooter will send them there!
The Wombats are outfitted by Tommy Middlefinger.
