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Hi, and thanks for visiting our page. My name is Gina and these are my twin sons, Christian and Jared, who came into this world on Sunday, May 28, 2000. 
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The Math of Twins

The numbers reach enormous heights
The math becomes outrageous
I start to count and soon I find
the tallying contagious
Two hungry mouths, two runny noses
This little piggy on twenty toes
Four sticky hands, that's twenty fingers
On chairs and walls banana lingers.
Before our walk I scrub two faces
Snap-zip-button and tie four laces
After their bath, I trim forty nails
And two-fold are their angry wails.
Medicine three times each day
For ear infections held at bay
Will add up to sixty teasppons
Force-fed morning, nights and noons.
I can't begin to count the teeth
The ones on top, the one beneath
Or nights I learn a new ones sprouted
That teething hurts, I never doubted.
Countless eyelashes stuck with cereal
Food in the mouth is immaterial
Peaches and plums mashed in the hair
Baby peas smashed everywhere
Twice the head bumps when two collide
Double the back strain for each horsey ride
At the park, twice the panic when I can't find them
On the stairs, twice the challenge to be right behind them.
There are two carseats to buckle
Sometimes two bruises to kiss
And yet when I watch them playing
What I feel is double bliss.
So the figures aren't all in yet
There is no "known quantity"
I could tally now to evermore
Until infinity
I could add up all the laundry
And divide lap space and time
And subtract the sleep I've missed so far (LOTS)
And multiply the grime
But however I compute it
Through the out, and through the ins
The sum total of my number play
Is this:  I LOVE MY TWINS!
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