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| Copyright © 2004 by Green Day Mania/SJ Wood. All Rights Reserved. |
| It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. All you do is get fucked up. There's nothing to do. It's like What'd you do yesterday?-Smoked a fatty and drank a six pack. You smoke a fatty and drink a six pack. You just sit there and rot. I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump. I like to smoke a couple of hours before the show, to get in the right mood...I get mad when people are against pot. That's what makes me mad. It should be legalized. Do it. Do it, but don't give the control to the big tabacco companies. Lick the goat. They were tear gassing the crowd and all these things. Next they're announcing, Green Day has left the building. Green Day has left the building. It was fuckin' funny. I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes and the alphabet song. Hey, I framed my crotch for you guys.. diamond dave!! " Kaching, I think we just sold another one. I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that. The album was very aggresssive. It kicks you right in the balls. It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done. He's the King of Punk, baby. Billie Joe, the King of Punk. I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents. That's a bi-triple conlateral with a double twist and a 360 LMNOP wide zoo macro booty line. Prosthetic Head is better than no head in the morning. I'm still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year-old with responsibility. You can't pull out the gun and blow away the telly anymore when there's something on you don't like, 'cause the baby might be sleeping. I am drumma hear me roar! I am Tre Cool don't ignore. Where do you hide money from a hippie? Put it under the soap. We keep our receipts, kids. It's a good song, toot toot, fuck you. Robert Smith, eat our dust. I hid the engineer's cigarettes. When people bring weed to our shows, that's wonderful. I'm the guinea pig. If somebody throws a bag of weed onstage, Billie will watch to make sure we all don't get fucked up on it, but I dive right in. We put in some serious fucking hours to be considered slackers. We were influenced of the opposite of usually influences are. We were influenced of what we hated -- all those mainstream 80's crap. Tap my phone, Mr. Bush. Do whatever you want. Fuck my ass too, it's all right. God bless America! It's like - put your shoes on, dude. Fuckin' dirty hippie?! We don't like superstars and rock idols. "We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam." "I just sang a song on the radio called 'Suck My Dick Until Your Lips Fall Off'. Although, saying that, that does sound like a Blink 182 song doesn't it?" "Yeah, we told Nissan to fuck off, we told Apple to fuck off, we told all the beer companies to fuck off. Although we do drink a lot of beer. "Drums started to be the only thing I was excited about. School sucked. I was a bad student..too rambunctious, and I never paid attention. But bands were cool. I was totally into being in a band. I liked how bands looked at the awards shows, like the Grammy's, in their little sparkle suits. When you're a little kid, that looks pretty rockin' impressive." "When I die, they'll bury me in an Anvil case.. with wheels. I don't push my drums down; I go through 'em. I use my body as a battering ram. I had some sports therapists yelling at me for not taking better care of my body. I got a concussion bake in Rhode Island..no, that's where I got thrown around by this bouncer. I got the concussion in New York City. The paramedics wanted to take me to the hospital right there. But I was like, 'No, I'm cool. It's not like I'm going to settle down. I thought it was funny. The thing is, I could never afford to just trash my drums like that before, until I got my deal with Slingerland." "I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr., said that you can never murder murder itself." "I'm just gonna conscientiously object to everything." "It's a good thing you can't smell farts through the tv, because this is a good one" You know, I knew the day that George Bush was elected president that we were in deep, deep sh-t. I knew it. I was like, 'Well, some sh-t's gonna hit the fan now,' 'cause, you know, the Bush family's been in the politics business for way too long to not have crazy enemies." "My dick is missing still" "I'd just chop down the one tree on that desert island like sacrifice the coconuts and make myself a geetar!" "[British accent]: Since the first tour, we've put on a lot of different things you know? It's, it's, we're all about different things. [Normal voice]: My favorite video director is Nigel Dick." "I busted out my precipitator 2000" "Yeah, Virginia is for lovers." "Directed by Robert Downey JR." "My bad!" "We owe you." "I *like* you!" "California cheese!" "Rotten, stinky." "If you're not a 49ers fan, man." "Eee-haw! Eee-haw!" "One ain't enough you gotta ask yourself, do you believe?" "Tre Cole!" "Guitar, bass, and drums." "And he said, 'Show me your whenus!'" "I'd tell them to suck my ass. I'd knock them out, say they're probably right. [I'd say] you probably won't like this record. We doubt that you have the taste or sophistication to enjoy an album of this caliber. So don't even mess around with it. You probably wouldn't understand."(Talking about Warning) "It's the best church-in-the-title song ever written, you idiot. Why did you even ask?" "I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck" "You gotta play for as many people as you can. It's, like, if someone wants to see you, and they, you know, can't, then that's lame." "We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam." "I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents." "We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all." "Shut up. Shut up! JUST SHUT UP!!!" "We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that." "I collect different medicines." "I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it." "It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done." |