Coven of the Unicorn's Realm

2. Never wear a white robe to a Bacchanalian revel.

3. Never play "52 pick-up" with your High Priestess' tarot deck.

4. Never give your real address to any entities that you just met on the astral.

5. Never caress unidentified furry things at a dark ritual unless you are very relaxed in your sexual taste.

6. Never make loud comments about the physical attributes of the High Priestess during skyclad rituals.

7. Never gargle with the ritual wine.

8. Never sing "Onward Christain Soldiers" during the Great Rite.

9. Never tell Jehovahs Witnesses at your door," Sorry I can't schmooze, I'm invoking pagan dieties downstairs.

10. Never claim to be Aleister Crowley's reincarnation unless you are sure that the person next to you isn't.

11. Thou shalt not use contraction (eg. Perfect Love and Perfect Trust is NOT to be Perfect Love and Perfect LUST")

12. Thou shall not refer to the High Priestess as "Herself" or "Her Nibs."

13. Thou shalt be able to find first gear in the coven car.

14. Thou shall be aware of the phase of the moon before doing Morgans "Full Moon" etc...

15. Only once in a circle can we say "Mary Tyler Moore" incase the gods think it is a new invocation.

16. All visiting friends are to be subjected to "Isis, Astarte, etc".

17. If a child of the High Priestess eats all the Sabbat cakes again he shall recieve one little swish with the scourge.

18. Thou shalt only invoke Watto in case of dire need (eg. widows and divorces.)

19. Persons must be willing to libate in public.

20. Thou shalt not refer to the High Priest as "Himself" or "The High Priestess' meat!"