The Unofficial Guster FAQ
Version 1.3
Originally created by Louis Esparza
Maintained by Kate Leahy
Acknowledgements

Section 1: FAQ Facts
1) What is the Guster FAQ?
2) Who maintains the FAQ?
3) How can I make suggestions/additions/corrections to the FAQ?
4) Where can I get the FAQ?

Section 2: Guster Internet Resources
1) Is there an official Guster homepage?
2) Is there an IRC channel?
3) Are there any other webpages?
4) What's the deal with the newsgroup? Is there anything I should know?
5) What's the fan2fan? How do I subscribe? More importantly, how do I *un*subscribe?
6) Does Guster distribute their music electronically (MP3, etc.) ?

Section 3: Basic Guster Information
1) Who is Guster?
2) How did they get together?
3) Where did they get the name Guster?
4) Where did they get those space helmets?
5) What kind of music do they play?
6) What other bands are they like?
7) Where is the band currently touring?
8) Why do they always play age-restricted venues that I can't get into?
9) What is the band's taping policy?
10) Does anyone have a tape of the Halloween show from last year?
11) I want to book them! What do I do?
12) I ordered a t-shirt a month ago and haven't gotten anything yet. What's up?
13) Who the hell are Sweet Maynard and the Sassy Sailors?
14) I saw an autographed CD for sale on E-bay . . . is it worth bidding on?
15) Dude, they should totally play something old-skool on Letterman. Wouldn't it be an awesome idea if everyone e-mailed Brian and/or the office to tell them that?

Section 4: Adam, Brian, and Ryan . . . and the whole Guster family.
1) Which one's which?
2) Where are they from?
3) Does [insert band member name here] have a girlfriend?
4) Who's Pasty?
5) Dalton?
6) Julie?*
7) Bill Parcels?
8) Who are all those other official-looking people I see at shows?*

Section 5: The Albums
1) What albums does Guster have out?
2) Why can't I find the albums in stores?
3) Does the band ever put out singles?
4) Are they on any compilations?
5) Do they ever make videos?
6) What does Goldfly mean?
7) When is there going to be a new album?*
8) Why is Soleil Moon Frye (better known as Punky Brewster) thanked in the Parachute liner notes?

Section 6: Songs and Lyrics
1) Who's the lead singer?
2) How come Brian never gets to sing?
3) Who writes the songs?
4) Where can I find lyrics?
5) Where can I find guitar tablature?
6) Where can I find sound clips?
7) What is that I hear in the background of "Getting Even"?

Section 7: Miscellaneous
1) What's a rep? How do I become one?
2) What bands has Guster toured with?
3) Wow. You're the FAQ Keeper. You must be really good friends with the band. Can you get me backstage?
4) This Saturday I'm going to my first Guster show and don't want to look like a complete wank. Is there anything I should know?

Section 1: FAQ Facts

1) What is the Guster FAQ?
This FAQ is intended to not only be a primer for newcomers to Guster, but also to be a general glossing of some basic Guster information. The FAQ will be posted to the newsgroup and fan2fan occassionally, and can always be found at http://gusterfaq.978.org (thanks Kenta!).

2) Who maintains the FAQ?
I do! I'm Kate Leahy, recent college graduate, soon-to-be Jesuit Volunteer, future Notre Dame Law School student, and Guster Fan and Rep. The creator was Louis Esparza, erstwhile Tufts student and Guster Fan.

3) How can I make suggestions/corrections/additions to the FAQ?
E-mail me at kleahy@loyola.edu -- though this e-mail address will likely stop working in the near future.

4) Where can I get the FAQ?
Well, it'll be posted to the newsgroup and fan2fan once a month, and occupies the website listed above.

Section 2: Guster Internet Resources

1) Is there an official Guster homepage?
Yessiree Bob. It can be found at http://www.guster.com. It's a wealth of useful information :).

2) Is there an IRC channel?
A private channel has been established. This is not the old G-rated channel that Brian got kicked off of all those times. It can be accessed through the link on Guster Dot Com or through an IRC client with the server irc.bandchat.org and the channel #guster.

3) Are there any other webpages?
There are several fan pages in existence.

The Guster Zone (http://gusterzone.pair.net), maintained by Rich Sutter, contains sound files and a news archive.

The Guster Gate (http://guster.978.org/guster) contains lots of tabs, sound files, and links.

Guster Home (http://www2.bc.edu/~terryju/gusterhome.html) is a great-looking, well-organized site with lots of links and some great information.

The Mezzanine (http://students.engineering.vill.edu/cmoyer02/) has become every Guster fan's source for live MP3s. Many other things there worth checking out as well. The site seems to be down for the summer, but I assume Chris will put it back up in the fall when he's back at school.

Several other fan pages are listed in the links section of www.guster.com.

4) What's the deal with the newsgroup? Is there anything I should know?
The newsgroup was created in late September, 1999. It's suggested that people new to the newsgroup do a bit of lurking before beginning to post. There are a few etiquette things that have been suggested as well:

5) What's the fan2fan? How do I subscribe? More importantly, how do I *un*subscribe?
The fan2fan is an electronic mailing list with about 2000 subscribers. By sending an e-mail to the list address, one can reach all 2000 or so of those subscribers. You can subscribe by clicking the "Contact" link on Guster Dot Com and following the instructions on the page. You unsubscribe the same way.
Click [here] for a section on fan2fan nettiquette.

Section 3: Basic Guster Information

1) Who is Guster?
Guster is a Boston-area-based trio comprised of Adam Gardner (vocals, guitar and cool shaky thing), Ryan Miller (vocals, guitar and occassionally piano), and Brian Rosenworcel (percussion and rare vocals).

2) How did they get together?
Well, as legend (or an interview) would have it, the three met on a bus tour of the Tufts University campus during their freshman orientation. The conversation strayed to music and ended with an agreement to get together and jam. When agreement couldn't be reached on what covers to play, they started writing songs and then playing open mic nights and scheduled shows on Tufts' campus and at various Somerville and Cambridge locations. Ryan claims that no one else liked them, and so no one wanted to join the band until after they started playing gigs and had recorded an album; and by that time, he says, they didn't need anyone else. Adam says that about halfway through Tufts, they decided to pursue music as a serious career for two reasons: none of them were particularly interested in having real jobs, and they were all pretty much failing. After graduating from Tufts (Brian and Adam with honors), the guys continued to live together up until the summer of 1999, when Ryan says that he got sick of telling Brian to get his pubic hairs off of the toilet seat and they decided that they could finally afford to get their own places.
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3) Where did they get the name Guster?
Well, Guster was originally called Gus, and the first few copies of Parachute have that name on them. There are about ten dozen different stories about where they got Gus, including that it was the name of Ryan's freshman roommate Evan's dad. The important thing is that they soon discovered that about ten dozen other bands were called Gus too. Popular myth (or just Brian) would have it that that in the midst of their struggle with what to rename themselves, Brian's friend Rit Zbikowski was leaving for Japan to teach English. As he walked out the door to go to the airport, he called out "Guster!"

It stuck.

4) Where did those space helmet things come from?
Yet again, Rit.

5) What kind of music do they play?
Guster's music is difficult to define, but relatively easy to describe. It's wuss rock built around soaring harmonies, inventive guitar riffs, and infectous hand-percussion beats, all of which make for a unique and amazing musical experience. Their live shows are where they shine, deftly playing hysterical covers, improving songs at the drop of a hat, and adding special energy to their own catalog.

6) What other bands are they like?
Any Guster fan will tell you that Guster is like no on else; there do seem to be a few bands, though, that many Guster fans like.

Granian (www.granian.com) Three-man outfit from New Jersey. They play acoustic rock with guitar, bass, and kit.

Vertical Horizon (www.verticalhorizon.com)
A Boston-based band with great harmonies and an acoustic-rock type sound.

Dave Matthews Band (www.dmband.com)
Umm, if you don't know who these guys are, I suggest you join the rest of us in life on this planet :).

Eddie From Ohio (www.efohio.com)
Think Guster in ten years with a kick-ass female lead. As their motto says: Folkin' excellent.

Push Stars (www.pushstars.com)
Guster's best Boston friends and recent touring partners. Rock 'n' roll. Oh yeah.

Jump, Little Children (www.jumplittlechildren.com)
Guster's eternal touring companions and good friends. An innovative Celtic-and-hard-rock inspired quintet from South Carolina. Check out the Haute Couture archive section for cute pictures of them and Guster and The Nields :).

Jackopierce
Now-defunct folky rock band. Lead singer Cary Pierce has gone solo (www.carypierce.com).

Dispatch (www.dispatchmusic.com)
Formerly One Fell Swoop, an up-and-coming Boston trio whose music has been described as a folk-funk-rock fusion. They rarely play outside the Boston-NYC corridor, so catch 'em if you can.

7) Where is the band currently touring?
Well, the FAQ isn't really designed to be updated often, but here are a few places you can get Guster tour dates:

Guster Dot Com: http://www.guster.com

Pollstar: http://www.pollstar.com

You can also call the Guster Calendar Line at (617) 742-4295.
Always call the club to check on band order, showtimes, and age restrictions, and remember that no Guster show is confirmed until they're on stage . . . stuff happens :).

8) Why are they always playing age-restricted venues that I can't get into?
Well, sometimes them's the breaks. Occassionally, the only suitable club in a city might have an 18 or 21+ age restriction, and the band really doesn't have control of it, so yakking to them about it does no good. You can always suggest a better, all-ages venue to Pasty or contact the club before the show to see if some concession can be made. Guster loves all their fans, under-18 or not.

For an excellent explanation of why clubs have age restrictions, see:
http://www.fruvous.com/news/faq.html#aa

9) What is the band's taping policy?

From Michael "Pasty" Corcoran, Guster's current road manager and everyone's favorite Villanova alumnus:
"The band's official taping/trading policy has always been tape and trade away. It has always played a big part in getting the music out to people all over. However, trading for profit is no good. The only way to combat this kind of thing is letting people know that there are other alternatives. Most of the time these bootleg CD's aren't even that good. There are other ways besides selling - good old-fashioned trading."

Pasty had this to add in an e-mail to the fan2fan dated 11/9/99:
"For many years, the band has allowed soundboard recordings of the live shows...many of these from pooey sounding feeds. This current tour, we have been trying out a new policy of "audience" only taping. This is not because the band is getting "too huge" for board tapes, or because they are worried about the overwhelming number of bootlegs flooding the black market. Quite simply it has to do with quality. The soundboard tapes of this band as many of you know for the most part do not sound like Guster. Board feeds do not, and cannot accurately represent the sound of Bri's drums. But, each and every venue has been forewarned about the openness of our taping policy. there will ALWAYS be a set of mics, or someone's deck to plug into. no one will ever not be able to tape a Guster show if they bring their decks. I run mics for every show, and they sound pretty good...better than a lot of board feeds. This is the same band."

10) Does anyone have a tape of the Halloween show from '98?
Um, I don't know. The best place to find that out would be to check out www.tapetrader.com and go to their Guster section. Check out a few tape lists and see if you find what you're looking for.

Some tips from seasoned Guster traders:

For an awesome explanation of exactly how to get started trading, see the Phish.Net's taping page:
http://www.phish.net/PhishFAQ/tape-qs.html

*I'm fully aware that the band didn't play a Halloween show in '98. That's why I picked it :).

11) I want to book them! What do I do?
**DO NOT call/e-mail the band/office begging to book them at your school/favorite club/bar mitzvah!**

Guster has changed booking agencies since the last FAQ update. They are no longer represented by the Progressive Global Agency. Their new agency is Creative Artists and their particular rep is Scott Clayton. He can be reached at (615) 383-8787.

12) I ordered a t-shirt like a month ago and haven't gotten anything yet. What's the deal?
Welcome to the world of shipping. The Guster office is almost *always* efficient, but there are glitches in every well-oiled machine. You should always allow about 2 weeks for orders to be processed (though they're usually *way* faster than that). If you're really worried about your stuff, call the Guster Merchandise Line at (617) 497-7777 and bitch 'em out. Or you can send a nasty e-mail to the Gusterns and pay them to beat each other up. Actually, they're all really nice and will certainly be very very helpful. Please note also that overnight shipping is no longer an option, and that website orders are no longer payable by online check.

13) Who the hell are Sweet Maynard and the Sassy Sailors?
They're a Guster cover band that occassionally plays shows in Boston and New York.

14) I saw an autographed CD for sale on E-bay . . . is it worth bidding on?
Okay. Here's the deal:
Go to a show. Buy a CD. Hang around afterward, and the band will sign it. They'll sign whatever you want. If you absolutely can't get to a show and are desparate for an autograph, call the office, explain your predicament, and someone there can probably work something out. But please - don't let E-bay gouge you. The band has been known to take offense to people selling their stuff by auction, especially if it's something you can still buy from them. Guster is adamant about ensuring that their merchandise is affordable to everyone. They've gone as far as making deals with their record company and pissing off the Verve Pipe to ensure that their stuff is reasonably priced. So if someone is telling you that an item is rare, ask around before believing it. They're usually just trying to make you think that something anyone can buy is rare.

15) Dude, they should totally play something old-skool on Letterman. Wouldn't it be an awesome idea to e-mail Brian/the office and tell them that?
Um, no. This is a bad idea. In fact, any mass, organized e-mail campaign to the office and/or the band is a bad idea. Both the band and the office get several dozen e-mails a day . . . the band's box has actually been crashed numerous times. Though the band certainly appreciates fan input, issues such as what they should play on Letterman or what song they should release as the next single are rarely even a matter of their decision, much less ours. While you're certainly welcome and encouraged to e-mail the band or the office with praise, questions, and comments, it's just not useful or even very polite to organize a deluge of mail to their addresses.

Section 4: Adam, Ryan, Brian . . . and the whole Guster family

1) Which one's which?
On stage, Adam stands stage right (on the audience's left), and plays guitar and sings. Ryan stands stage left (on the audience's right) and also plays guitar and sings. Brian is the 360 degrees of percussive hell toward the back of the stage.

2) Where are they from?
Adam grew up in New Jersey, Brian in Connecticut, and Ryan in the Republic of Texas
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3) Does [insert band member's name here] have a girlfriend?
I dunno. Most people let them have their own personal lives. There are some things that just aren't our business :).

4) Who's Pasty?
Pasty is the rep name of one Michael Corcoran, one of Guster's first reps and Villanova alumnus. Pasty is now Guster's road manager and the man to talk to if a venue is giving you a problem about bringing taping equipment in. Evidentally he can now also claim the title of lighting technician as he has been not only tour managing, but running the light board lately. Pasty has been forever immortalized on the cover of The Pasty Tapes.

The text from the liner of The Pasty Tapes:

"We first met Michael 'Pasty' Corcoran in 1995 at a small club in New York City. A skinny 18-year-old Guster Rep and nervous freshman at Villanova University, Michael had embraced the Guster-given name we blindly threw on his rep badge. He approached us, fair hair and ghostly skin glistening under the hot Wetlands lights and said, 'I'm Pasty.'
Over the next four years, Michael worked his way up the Guster ladder. He spearheaded bootleg distribution from our website and eventually became responsible for maintaining all of Guster Dot Com. He paid his dues on tour as a roadie, gaining 20 pounds of muscle on The Wicked Long Tour alone. Today Michael manages our band and his distorted image graces the cover of our rep disc."

5) Julie?
Julie has taken her leave of the Guster office. An assortment of Gusterns have taken her place. But she still kicks ass. Bodner rules!

6) Dalton?
Dalton is Guster's business manager. He makes sure they get paid. Important guy. Be nice to him.

7) Bill Parcels?
Bill Parcels is Guster's official former NFL vocal coach. New York Jets? Bah.

8) Who are all those other official-looking people at Guster shows?*

Because Guster's crew lineup has changed a few times since the last update and I have been in Europe and unable to see *any* of the fall tour, this section will be updated when I receive new information from Brian. This still stands from the last version, though I promise I'll e-mail Brian and see if I can get the info from him.

Section 5: The Albums

1) What albums does Guster have out?
Guster has made three albums

ParachuteAWARE, then Ocho Mule Records1994
GoldflySire/Hybrid*1997
Lost and Gone ForeverSire/Hybrid1999

*Goldfly was originally released on the Aware label.

In the summer of 1999, Guster released a five-song EP called The Pasty Tapes, which featured an early mix of "I Spy," a studio cover of Jimmy Cliff's "The Harder They Fall," two live tracks, "Closer" and "Bury Me," and a remix of "Airport Song." The CD was released only to reps, each of whom got three copies with which they could do anything they wanted - but not sell them.

In the spring of 2002 Guster re-entered the studio to record a new album. As of summer 2002 they were completing the mix and possibly recording/rerecording some tracks. The reps also heard word of a new version of the Pasty Tapes, but nothing has come of this as yet.

2) Why can't I find the albums in stores?
You're shopping in the wrong stores :). Seriously, though - that shouldn't be a problem anymore. Since Parachute was rereleased, all three CDs are available from most online retailers and should be available in stores. If you don't see Guster at your local CD store, ask for them, even if you already have the albums - someone else might be inclined to buy the CD on impulse while they're looking at Arlo Guthrie albums :).

3) Does the band ever put out singles?
There were singles released to radio stations for "Airport Song," "Demons," "Barrel of a Gun (4, 3, 2, 1)," and "Fa Fa (Never Be the Same Again)." The band says that they didn't have time or money to record b-sides with their albums, so none exist. The "Demons" single includes three radio hooks; the others only have the eponymous songs. Rumor has it there was a single for "Fa Fa" released in Japan.

4) Are they on any compilations?
Guster has been on numerous compilations and other recordings.
Album TitleDistributorDate of ReleaseGuster Involvement
VinceTufts University Beelzebubs1993 (No longer available)Features Adam
Aware 3Aware Records1995"Bury Me" and "Window
Hurricane Streets SoundtrackMammoth Records1997"Great Escape"
HORDE 1998Several, including AWARE and Ocho Mule1998"Airport Song"
Naked TooWBCN1998?"Airport Song" (live)
A Taste of HybridHybrid National??? (Presumably sometime in '97)"Great Escape" and "Demons"
FMQB Modern Rock SamplerFriday Morning Quarterback???"Airport Song"
Virtually AlternativeWMNF(?)August 1998"Demons"
Retail Tune-up #52??????"Airport Song"
Retail Tune-up #54??????"Demons"
CMJ New Music Volume 57CMJMay 1998"Airport Song"
99X Big Day Out99X (Atlanta)???"Demons"
Monitor This!???Autumn 1999"Barrel of a Gun"
Woodstock '99Sony/EpicOctober 1999"Airport Song"
99X Shimmer and Shine99X (Atlanta)???"Airport Song" and "Demons"
WBCN 420 The New JointWBCN (Boston)1999"Barrel of a Gun"
Bing Bang Holiday!Benefit for the Boston Institute for Arts Therapy1999Ryan and Adam add the line "12 Gusters gusting" to "An All-Star 12 Days of Christmas"

5) Do they ever make videos?*
Guster has a video! The video for "Fa Fa (Never Be the Same Again)" was filmed in Los Angeles in February, 2000. It features Ryan dressed as Angus Young from AC/DC, Ione Skye in a coconut bra, and Adam in a sombrero. Also, there's a bizarre luau scene. It rules. To see it, glue yourself to Much Music or VH1 in the morning. Contrary to some popular beliefs, the video has nothing to do with the meaning of the song. You can get the video on
Guster Dot Com.

6) What does Goldfly mean?
Rit (noticing a trend here?) sent Brian this poem from one of his English students in Japan:
goldfly, goldfly where does it go?
it is going to be on dung.
the goldfly lays many eggs on the dung every day.

7) When will there be another album?*
Guster has recorded tracks for a new album which are currently being mixed. The band will likely conduct a fall 2002 college tour and release the album in late fall or early winter 2002. This is, of course, pure heresay

8) Why is Soliel Moon Frye (better known as Punky Brewster) thanked in the Parachute lines notes?
Yet another Guster rumour suggests that the band had thought about naming their first album after the spunky actress famous not only for her portrayal of TV's most irascible orphan scamp since Annie, but also for her breast-reduction surgery.

Section 6: Songs and Lyrics

1) Who's the lead singer?
Guster doesn't have a lead singer. Adam and Ryan switch off on lead vocals.

2) How come Brian never gets to sing?
According to Laura Goralski:
"Truth be told . . . he sucks. I love him to death, but he is terrible."
It's true. Occasionally, though, Brian will do some guest vocals on "Mona Lisa" or bust out an impromptu rendition of Edie Brickell's "Circle of Friends." I can't tell you when this might be; as Brian himself says, "it just happens."

3) Who writes the songs?
Ryan writes almost all of the lyrics, and sometimes an initial chord progression. From there, the entire band hashes out the complete song.
Due to overwhelming demand, I'd also like to note that Adam and Steve Lindsay wrote "Airport Song." Happy now :) ?

4) Where can I find lyrics?
Lyrics can be found at http://www.angelfire.com/va/closer1121/lyrics.html
Jackie maintains the best lyric page out there.

5) Where can I find guitar tablature?
Tabs can be found at http://guster.978.org/guster.html
Kenta is the tab man. All hail the tab man.

6) Where can I find sound clips? Does the band officially distribute sound clips?
Sound clips are available on the Guster Gate and the Guster Zone. If the Mezzanine is still around (at the time of this writing, it was MIA), there are entire live shows to be had. The band has some videos up on the site, but Brian indicated in an interview once that he figured there were enough sound clips on Napster that the band is kind of free of the responsibility of officially providing them.

7) Do I hear something in the background of "Getting Even"?
You certainly do. Congratulations on your excellent hearing. It's Brian reading a cult pamphlet about going to hell or something. His only vocal appearance on a Guster album save for the laugh at the very, very end of Lost and Gone Forever

Section 7: Miscellaneous

1) What's a rep? How do I become one?
When no one knew who Guster was, they would give their CDs to friends and fans to sell. In exchange for the service, the band would hook the reps up with t-shirts and spots on guest lists. Nowadays, it's a little harder to guarantee spots on guest lists, but reps are still a big part of the Guster scene. Go to the rep section of Guster Dot Com for more information, and in no time you'll have an official Guster Rep Badge (i.e., NKOTB trading card), and Rep Name (e.g., Glue Stic or Nahant).
"First-wave" reps got hand-drawn rep badges. "Second-wave" reps got NKOTB cards. In July, 1999 all reps got three copies of The Pasty Tapes. "Third-wave" reps get South Park trading cards and one copy of the Tapes.

If you're interested in becoming a rep, write out a check for $10 for each CD you want in your initial shipment and e-mail guster@guster.com to inform them of your intention to sell you sou -- I mean, to participate in the universe of free love and blind affection that is Guster Rep-dom.

2) What bands has Guster toured with/opened for?
This list is not exhaustive, but even the band couldn't come up with a complete one: Dave Matthews Band, Barenaked Ladies, Jump Little Children, The Pushstars, Bob Dylan, Blues Traveler, Semisonic, George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars and many, many more.

3) Wow. You're the FAQ Keeper. You must be really good friends with the band. Can you get me backstage?
A: STOP E-MAILING ME THIS %#@*$
B: No. And stop trying to weasel your way back there. The band makes an effort to continue to be accessible to the fans by making themeselves available in the public areas of the venues they play after their set. This is so no one gets shafted by not being able to get backstage and also because the backstage area is private band space that they use to get *away* from crowds. Please be considerate of the fact that they are normally extraordinarily tired after shows and chances are 1/3, 2/3 nor 0/3 of the band will feel up to an after-show appearance. They're not being assholes -- they're being human. To better understand the need for this rest, inspect the Thundergod's hands after a full set.

3) I'm going to my first Guster show on Saturday and I don't want to look like a complete wank. Is there anything I should know?
Ah. You wish to know of the mysterious "Guster Traditions." A wise choice, my friend.
Here's a list of them, as complete as the fan2fan could make it.

[1] Mac Randall. "Acoustic Rock Straight From the Alma Mater." Launch (http://www.launch.com/Features/fs_Start.asp?contentType=INTV&FeatureMode=Interview&contentId=595), 8/20/98
[2] Does anyone think Texas is really arrogant for calling itself a Republic? Sorry :).