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| Mars: An Interstellar Invasion Waiting to Happen? |
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| Recent advances in technology have allowed man to venture where no man has gone before. Space, the eternal frontier, may pose a greater threat to us than we think. The buggy sent to Mars in recent times has returned with a series of incriminating photos, each one more doctored than the last. An intersteller group of terrorists could be planning our destruction. The buggy, with the aid of satellite, has supplied us with the following photos. I warn you, they may be difficult to look at. |
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| Here the group of Martian terrorists is seen bullying, and killing, a defenseless asteroid. |
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| The fearless buggy returns a very close up picture of the red planet, catching also this arch hate crime. |
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| The terrorists are assumed responsible for this graffiti. NASA believes this may be the name of the terrorist organization. Until we can translate the Martian language president Bush has labeled the organization "Indiana Jones: Legend of the White Shoe" and requests that we refer to them as such. |