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| Cigarettes, Whiskey & Wild Women |
| There are men and I happen to sleep with one that often complains about being 34 and still have nothing in life...what they dont remember is that once they did...but you know...shit happens...but there also are cigarettes, whiskey and wild women. |
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| Dreamer, now it makes sense!!! |
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| This is what Peter Sellers said at the Muppet Show while some Muppets drank beer and had some chain smoking... A preachment, dear friends, you're about to receive, on John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve... and then he sang... I once was happy and I had a good life I had enough money to last me for life I met with a gal and we went on a spree She taught me to smoke and to drink whiskey Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Cigarettes is a blot on the whole human race A man is a monkey with one in his face That's my definition, believe me dear brother A fire on one end and a fool on the t'other Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Write on the cross at the head of my grave To women and whiskey here lies a poor slave Take warning dear stranger, take warning dear friend They'll write in big letters these words at my end Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Hallelujah brother. |
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