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American Gothic

(1988)

Oh god, movie make brain hurted, ungood, duhr. OK: "Crazy bitch" and friends get stuck on island, befriend some yokels, yokels kill all but "Madame Nutcase", they make "Miss Padded Room '83" a member of the family, "Mistress Messed Up" snaps and kills every last incestin', overweight, dumbass, slack-jawed, corpse-rapin' one of 'em and is left alone in a dark room with a mummified baby. This movie haunts me even when I'm awake. If I have to say one more thing about this movie I will snap and devour your souls after raping your sisters, house pets and major appliances. The things I must endure to bring you people a much needed slice of hell. Poor poor Anubis...

Also Known As: HIDE AND SHRIEK

Sequels: Nope

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