Welcome to the Bordello of Blood, where you can get head and then have your cranium ripped off! This "Tales From The Crypt" gore celebration features not only the semi-comedic stylings of Dennis Miller, but it also features B-Horror mainstay Corey Feldman as a "bad ass" punk! So, this can be established as part 2 of the Corey-Files! The plot of this movie sees an out-of-work private dick stumbling upon a brothel inhabited by a clan of vampire women lead by a vampire queen, a hypocritic priest, and a midget! Actually, it's THE midget! You know, the one with the beard! Well, Dennis and a young client raid the place, kill the vamps, and win out in the end! Actually, Dennis gets a little surprise at the end! The Crypt Keeper's parts were enjoyable (especially his left ear!) (haha) as was the exploding vampires and that wacky midget! Give her a shot mortal!

Also Known As: TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: the "Tales From the Crypt" TV show or Dennis Miller stand-up (uggh)