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The Borrower

(1991)

No, you little mortals, this isn't a review on that damned John Goodman movie! How many times must I tell you! Though John Goodman's acting is quite frightening (even to a deity of death such as I), this is a different movie! This lovely gem is about an insect-like alien criminal who is devolved into a human for crimes against his species. He is then sent to Earth to live out his sentence. Problem is, the devolving process ain't perfect... the alien may begin to morph at times! The first results in the explosion of his head after 2 minutes. on Earth! He replaces it with a redneck's head(!) and makes his way to the city. Through the course of the movie, he manages to swipe a total of 6 heads (including a dog's!), 2 pair of shades, and about 4 jackets! To make this a perfect movie, just fast forward from his bum training to the next head-pull. This scene takes about 30 minutes. away from the gory.... I mean story! He gets shot to "death" due to some side plot, but I want another Borrower movie damn it! I never authorized his death! This was a great original story!

Sequels: Unfortunately, no.

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: THE HIDDEN or HIGHLANDER (if you're into decapitations)