Oh foul demons of the underworld! Why have you cursed us with this decieteful piece of monkey vomit! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Wait... you already reside in Hell... bastards! The things I must do to entertain. CLOWNHOUSE is a big letdown that should NEVER be purchased by those of you out there looking for a decent "killer clown" movie. In the accused piece of rectal refuse, three mental patients escape the local asylum and take in a carnival. While there, they kill three clowns and play "make-over party" on themselves. They stalk three obnoxious kid brothers (always bad) instead of stalking three sexy, young, 17 year-old girls exploring their sexuality (always a BIG help to "movies" such as this). Might not be so bad if the clowns had managed to kill the little douche bags, but they fail miserably. I HATE CHILD HEROES! For the love of Ra! This thing couldn't even scare someone with chronic fear of clowns! It couldn't even scare 5 year-old chronic bed-wetters for that matter! There are two morals to this story: #1 - never hassle your younger siblings or clowns will beat the shit out of you! #2 - Don't buy a movie just because it promises evil clowns, movie producers are lying rim-jobbers!

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE or go to the circus...