What do you get when you take the classic "Faces of Death" and you take out much of the good stuff and replace it with everyday gun shots? Yep, you get the much less entertaining "Faces of Death 3". Though I did like the "fuzzy bunny slaughterhouse", and the "shark attack's" gorey stump footage, this thing just seemed like a BIG step down from the original. Despite the "young woman rape" scene, most of the movie was stuff you'd see on Fox's standard programing! The rape stuff, you'd have to turn to "Moesha" for. But this movie just seemed to fall short (by about 7 miles) of the glory of it's originator, the ever impressive "Faces of Death". Now, in order to fill space, I shall tell you about the time that me and T.H.E. H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. broke into that reptile house! Oh, wait. This is incriminating stuff, nevermind. But, if these guys don't start grossing me out soon, the whole crew's gonna be in the next "FoD", if you get my draft... I mean, drift.

Sequels: FACES OF DEATH IV - VI and WORST OF FACES OF DEATH

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