No, I'm not reviewing this... If you're like me, and you've seen the first four FoD movies, there's no fucking point! A little while ago, between FoD3 and FoD 4, Gorgon Video (the guys who release this stuff) released FoD: THE WORST OF FoD. This was a recap/clip show of the first 3 documentaries. Well, FoD 5 is the same fucking thing, only featuring clips from FoD 4! So, I'm so disgusted at how lazy Gorgon has become, that I'm not gonna bother with this installment. I fear renting FoD 6, just because I think it'll be like this atrocity! Unfortunately, getting FoD 5 would seem cheaper than seeing the first 4, but 2 + 3 sucked anyway, so just buy the 1st and 4th ones, then sucker someone else into buying 2 + 3, then you can "borrow" them if you're desperate. But don't get FoD 5, it's a waste of money, effort, and about an hour of your already worthless lives! SHIT! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE READING THIS REVIEW! GO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sequels: FACES OF DEATH VI

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: the sixth FoD, because it's exactly like this one...