What's that ungodly smell? Oh, wait, it's the stench of Roger Corman! Ewwwww! Corman has his fecal encrusted mitts all over this adaptation of an Edgar Allen Poe story of the same name, that being "The Haunting of Morella" you brain dead sea monkeys! Despite the Joe Bob quote on the cover, I don't care if this is every teenage boys worst nightmare, unless it's because it sucked! It starts with the lovely, minx from "Who's the Boss" getting her eyes burned out by a bunch of old farts because she's a witch. fast forward 17 years-or-so. Morella (the witch, loaf pincher!) is long gone (yeah right) and her husband has raised their daughter Lenora to finely curved womanhood. But, the lesbian nanny has other plans. Using some local sacrifices, she manages to resurrect Morella's soul. Morella then takes possession of Lenora's body, has jailbait-love with the local bohunk, then decides to attempt resurrecting her old body instead. Why doesn't she just keep Lenora's body? It's Corman, it not supposed to make sense! Soon, Morella is reborn, and is then burned alive by her blind husband. Morella apparently forgot to turn off the gas in her tomb, because the thing was blown all to hell by one lightning bolt! Too much nudity from the perverted old Corman for it to matter after the first 27 breasts, but seeing Lenora get shagged senseless was a dream come true! Also, I'd like to know what in the name of Ra's semen soaked undies happened to the bohunk's shirt while he was poppin' Lenora's cherry pie, because it disappeared in mid-fall!

Sequels: Nope

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