Wahoo! In the wake of viewing such tragedies as FACES OF DEATH 5 and TROMA'S WAR, I finally get to the good stuff! HEAD OF THE FAMILY is a Full Moon wackyfest! It's about the Stackpools: a family of kooky goobers made up of Ernestina (the hot, seductive sister), Ottis (the big, strong lunk), Wheeler (the enhanced senses dude with the buggy-eyes), and of course Myron (the big headed, tiny bodied HEAD of the family). Believe or not, the Stackpools aren't the only antagonists of the movie. There's also the gang of Howard (asshole thug and leader), Loretta (the chick and Howard's wife) and Lance (the brains of the outfit, a restaurant owner, and Lor's lover... heh heh, "Lance"). So, if there's nothing but antagonists, then who's the hero(es)? Oh, who cares. The trouble starts when Lance witnesses the Stacks beating a guy and stealing his truck, so Lance has a little "chat" with them. Myron controls all the family members through a telepathic link and he's doing experiments on innocent passers-by/human guinea pigs in hopes he can put his brain in a normal body (some guys will do anything to get laid... trust me, I do the same). In exchange for his silence, Lance wants the Stacks to kill Howard, and give him some large wads of cash in addition! But, Lance and Lor get too greedy, and Myron uses the family (no, no mafia shit) to seek out Lance's lawyer (and a sealed envelope Lance gave him), punch the guy's secretary, and rub him out so they can take care of Lance without fear of being found out. The fam grabs Lance (hahaha) and Lor, Myron licks Lor's tit with his looooooooong tongue, then they try burning her at the stake in a reproduction of JOAN OF ARC. But, it's Ottis to save the day (guess there is a hero) as his love for Lor breaks Myron's control over him and he rescues her, setting the house on fire. Lance and Myron rumble and go tumbling down a flight of stairs as Ottis and Lor escape, the only survivors. Since Ottis is the only surviving Stackpool, he inherits all the cash and property, so Lor marries his big dumb ass, and they live happily ever after! Oh man this movie was cool! "It's like fuckin' a firecracker"! Myron's southern accent was a nice touch and you couldn't help but be turned on as Lor and Lance (heh heh) fuck like 7 times throughout the flick. Hmmm, now I gotta find BRIDE OF HEAD OF THE FAMILY! Thank you Full Moon!

Sequels: Not yet

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: HARD ROCK ZOMBIES or THE ADDAMS FAMILY