When I picked up this little shitty... I mean ditty... no, I'll stick with the first one. So, this little shitty had a picture of this fat biker dude brandishing a large scimitar on the back cover. I saw that and thought, "Wow! I'd love to see him split skulls with that beaut!" and that it was gonna be one hell of a movie! Well, for those who say "you can't shine shit", this movie should make them think twice. I once again elude to my ages old nugget of wisdom, "You can't judge a video by it's cover". This thing's full of shitty country music, shitty acting, shitty jokes, and shitty opening credits! The FX sucked my hairy, ebon elbows and there were nothing but old people everywhere! Not a single cast member was younger than their 30's! It seems to be a shitty wrapping up of EVERY "Howling" movie before it. Some biker stumbles upon "Pioneertown", your basic armpit of the west, where he hangs out with a bunch of old cowpokes. The only part that excited me was the chili cooking scene, which was ruined when a careless driver kicked up a bunch of dirt into the possibly edible chili. How's that for a climax? If I ever meet these monkey spanks, I swear I'll cut out their uvulas and use 'em for disposable enimas which I'll donate to the nearest "Old-Farts Home"! See you soon asswipes!

Sequels: this it the end of the HOWLING series... I think

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