I apologize to anyone offended by vulgar language out there for what I'm about to say, but...... wait..... I'm a god.... I NEED MAKE NO APOLOGIES! Therefore, I shall say it. HOLY SHIT!! This is one of the greatest movies of all time!!!! It's up there with such classics as "Night of the Living Dead"," Re-Animator", and "Hellraiser"! This gory little acid trip stars the great Clint Howard, winner of the MTV "lifetime achievement" award for 98! Clint plays an innocent ice cream man (hence the title, jackal-ass) who was traumatized as a boy, thanks to the gunning down of his favorite ice cream man when he was a child. He goes through some pretty warped psychological treatment, as he is injected in the head daily with some Ecto-Cooler (remember Hi-C?) and grows up to be messed up. HE KILLS PEOPLE AND HIDES THE PARTS IN THE ICE CREAM!!! He has to deal with some obnoxious brats, but they can easily be ignored. Clint may be crazy, but he puts on one hell of a puppet show! In the end, Clint gets to become one with his favorite ice cream, BUTTER BRICKLE!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. He also manages to drive another kid into the insanity/ice cream field. Too bad I got stuck being Lord of the Underworld. Damn Fate!!

Sequels: Sadly, none

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: RUMPELSTILTSKIN or THE DENTIST 2