"Et tu George?" What the in the name of Isis's tampons is this?! Georgie Romero and Tom Savini actually lent their names to this monstrosity?! It's FATAL ATTRACTION with a friggin' monkey! Some guy gets paralyzed from the neck down, his wife leaves him, he falls for his physical therapist, and his friend gives him some helper monkey (prey for Mojo). But, the monkey gets a little too attached to the guy and fucks everything up before the guy kills it. Seemed like a cool idea, but there wasn't nearly enough monkey carnage you bastards! Also, how the hell did the quadriplegic gain a mental link with that little lice muncher? Among the countless problems I saw with this friggin' movie, the biggest was the naked guy doing exercises! Mental trauma for eternity no doubt! My deathly influence did however enjoy the man-on-monkey neck chomp, as well as the cripple-sex (gotta love the bizzare side of that). Still, why the hell didn't the monkey get to rip up some Homo-sapien throats! Oh well, looks like I shall have to entertain myself. BLOOD! ("Blood" is a fun game)

Also Known As: MONKEY SHINES: AN EXPERIMENT IN FEAR

Sequels: Nope

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