My local Video King is infamous for offering sequels and not the original movies. Such examples are DEMONS 2, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2, BLOODSTONE: SUBSPECIES 2, THE UNNAMEABLE 2, and, well, you get the idea. So, I had to delay the reviewing of this movie till I was finally able to find the original in the next town's Video King. But, now it's finally here. The opening scene features the kind of woman I want to marry, as she does what most can only fantasize about, machete-ing up a couple of Jehovah's witnesses (see why I want to marry her?)! Next, we play witness to some Catholic school girl hijinx (wahoo!) as a group of mini-skirt clad jailbait and their boyfriends go on a Halloween excursion to Hull House, the site of a grizzly mass murder a few years back (that we recall as being the original NIGHT OF THE DEMONS). Angela is back, and she torments the teens. But, only one of them dies, and then they... leave?! Buncha pussies... at least they take one VERY horny tube of lipstick (and Angela) along with them. Back to the school Halloween dance they go, bring a little (after) life to the party (god that was a bad joke). The bitch nun chaperone becomes this holy commando as Angela takes her sister Melissa back to Hull House. A posse led by the nun go after Angela, and this becomes probably the 12th movie I've seen with Holy Water squirt guns... Well, pretty much everyone gets R.I.P.ed up (uggh) by Angela and her demon servants, and the only guy who even entertained the thought of slipping Melissa his hot dog gets a whopping big spike driven through his brain! The nun goes kung-fu, with her Rosary bead nun-chucks (will I never stop?)! But, "another nun bites the dust" (the original title for the Queen hit)... oh wait, a little faith can make you un-beheaded... I almost forgot. This movie was pretty cool up until this point. I enjoyed the scene with the guy shooting hoops with his own head, the tidy bowl demon, and the "upper persuasions for a lower invasion", heh heh. Angela as a giant big snakey-demon-thing and the gore were cool, but most of the makeup just didn't appeal to me. And Angela being destroyed by sunlight coming through a hole conveniently shaped like a cross? COME ON! Oh, and keep an eye out for the new Fox series started by this movie, "When Breasts Attack". Until then, I'm off to end the lives of that guy who played Al on Home Improvement. Richard Korn or whatever he calls himself. I'm sick of his damn infomercials!

Sequels: NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 3

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: EVIL DEAD 2 or BLOODY NEW YEAR