What's that you say? You don't want to watch a documentary on man-hating, close minded, Nazi, dykes?! Not to worry, this also ISN'T about medieval erection-stopping devices! Nope, this is actually a sacriligous, Italian movie about some priest, named Father Venerial, who investigates the doin's transpirin' at a local convent. This movie gives us a look at what really goes on in convents! Things such as home-embalmings, nuns fucking Satan, the super powered freaks who are born of such acts (but priests still make out with them!?), and panty-raids! Actually, the panty-raid scene(s) were cut do to their violent and sexual content. Or, the lack there-of! Shit, if you haven't already learned, Italians get away with ANYTHING in their movies! If something lacks sex and violence, it just don't make the cut! Anyway, Father Venerial finds out about the freak child, slips her the tongue, and puts a stop to all the Lucifer sex. The freak obviously has great power and wrecks all sorts o' shit when her mom attacks her new boyfriend. Father Venerial goes crazy and everyone lives happily ever after, end of story. Now, off to the kitchen of the gods, where I shall either feast on Ambrosia (the food of the gods, for all those who don't read about mythology, or those with too much pride to watch "Xena") or drink a beer. I think I'll take the beer, leftover Ambrosia tastes like shoe leather.

Sequels: Nope

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