Wow! looks like "next time" was right! Don't get the opening line? That's why you should've read these in sequential order, jakal-ass! Go back to "Puppet Master 2" if you haven't already read it! So's, anyways, this little slice o' orgasmic Full Moon heaven, is the greatest horror/war movie of all time and space! We finally learn the story behind Toulon and his persecution by those friggin' Nazis. Turns out the bastards killed Toulon's wife when he wouldn't cooperate with them in the making of a potion that would resurrect their dead soldiers. We see Toulon's one man (and 6 puppet) war against those who fucked him over royally. We find out the story behind Pinhead, Jester, Tunneler, and the newest puppet, Six-Shooter! We also get to witness the births of Leach Woman and the ever dynamic, Blade! These bad boys (no, shithead, not Martin Lawrence and Will Smith! ) become Toulon's tools of vengeance as they rip the Nazis some new anal cavities! Those Nazi bastards had me working overtime with that whole Holocaust thing! I wasn't even getting time-and-a-half! Note: the Holocaust wasn't meant to be a humorous event, but everything is humor to the god of death! Besides, after "Hogan's Heroes" who can't help laughing at the Nazis and their actions! Back to the movie, Toulon picks up a little Austrian brat in his adventure, and lays waste to the local chapter of "The Loyal Order of Brown skirts... uh, shirts". It ends with Toulon going for a ride to Amerika (it's symbolic, milkweed smokers!) where the rest of the series picks up. Guy Rolfe once again was made for the role of an old guy who plays with "Dolls", and Nazi marionettes made from genuine Nazi are especially fun! Murder is only murder if it can't be correctly justified! While revenge is not justifiable, swiping your Lay-Z-Boy is! So keep your hands off my recliner!

Sequels: PUPPET MASTER IV: WHEN BAD PUPPETS TURN GOOD, PUPPET MASTER V: THE FINAL CHAPTER, CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER, RETRO-PUPPET MASTER

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: DOLLS or see ZOMBIES' LAKE for more Nazi horror fun