The previews looked promising damn it! They really did! This piece of cinematic toilet paper was boring! NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!! About an hour into it a rat was finally poked at with a knife and near the end there was a werewolf attack. Anubis proclaims that all associated with this movie shall be eaten alive by rats and wolves so these varmints may have vengeance for being portrayed as lazy-ass creatures who do nothing! Even if the H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. hadn't been impatient and didn't Fast-Forward through it, "The Rats..." probably would've still sucked my Jackal ass! Stick a fork in me, I'm PISSED OFF!!!!!!!! Someone get me some virgins and a case of Ding Dongs! This is gonna take all night to get over!!!

Sequels: None

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: catching a rat in a trap, starving it, then binding yourself and letting it go "American Psycho" on your genitals!