All you girls (and some guys) out there who swoon over George Clooney, I suggest you NOT read this review.... okay, all the Clooney lovers gone? Good. That was for their own well being. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you! This movie (believe me, well deserving of it's low rating) is the sequel to the cult pop favorite, ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES... though it's definitely not one of MY cult pop favs. This sequel (as noted by the title) is played as a presentation of the "Channel 73 One Dollar Movie of the Week", where if you know the secret word (which is "the"), then you win the whopping $9.22 jackpot! The flick features a new theme song, i.e. the same theme song from the original, only with new lines, like, "Part 2 of only 2 parts... but if this film does well you see, we're sure you know, predictably, it won't be long, until part 3". It also features Charlie Jones as Charlie Jones! Anyway, the flick has a young George Clooney as some pizza flipping womanizer, 25 years after the "Great Tomato Uprising". Tomatoes have been made illegal, and our sword swinging , parachute garbed hero of the last film, Wilbur Finletter, has opened up a pizza shop that only a Ninja Turtle would subject himself to! Employed at the pizza shop is our new hero, Wilbur's nephew/delivery boy, Chad. Elsewhere, hard at work, is the slightly off kilter Dr. Gangreen. The doc has created something that can turn tomatoes into beautiful babes or buff bruisers, with nothing more than string music, with bells turning them back into their tomato form! But, one of the tomatoes isn't too keen on the doc's evil plans, and turns rogue produce. So, Tara (our renegade fruit) grabs her mutant tomato pet F.T. (Fuzzy Tomato) and they seek out Chad, so Tara can give him blow-jobs, iron his pants, and make him breakfast. That's right guys, she does laundry! But, Dr. 'Green and his tomato troops snatch (heh hhe) Tara back, leaving Chad and George Clooney to attempt a rescue, getting themselves captured. However, thanx to F.T. and a page from George's script, they get a warning out to Wilbur, who gets some of his old gang from the first flick together once more. Taking up his sword, and donning his parachute again, Wilbur leads the charge to make a "daring" last minute rescue. Then, our heroes go to the local prison to foil Dr. 'Green's plans to break out the Press Secretary (who was supposedly killed in the first flick, but is thankfully pistol-whipped by Wilbur here) and save the day. As a consolation for Dr. G, at least he won the $9.22 jackpot! Also, thanx to Dr. G's evil gas chamber, Tara is no longer affected by the tomato transformation, sticking in the form of a hot bitch ready to suck dick for free. One of the last things that bothered me greatly about this flick, is that F.T. takes a grenade blast point blank to save his pals, being hailed as a hero when he survives. How the FUCK does a hairy fruit NOT get blown to shit by a grenade?! However, the biker/ninja/cowboy fight scene was fucking hilarious, and nothing beats product placement. Also, I would like to note how funny it is that the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" cartoon series was based on this. Though, don't get your hopes up, cuz Tara apparently gave up her cock-sucking ways when she became animated. If you liked the original Killer Tomatoes movie, you might wanna pick this one up, though don't expect it to be as tomato packed as it should be. Oh, and it's a good pick-me-up to see a guy hailed as one of the sexiest men in America stuck playing in a low budget crap-o-rama like this! In closing I'd like to say "My God! It's Mumar Kadafi!", which I just did.

Sequels: KILLER TOMATOES STRIKE BACK, KILLER TOMATOES EAT FRANCE

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: I don't know, "the Galloping Gourmet"? That Emerill fag? The fat dead chicks? "The Iron Chef"?!