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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

(1996)

"Oh ye Gods! Look upon my work, and despair!" That must be what the creators of this movie were yelling at me while they made this steaming load. Despair isn't the half of it! This movie REALLY sucked! The death of a horror legacy. Four High School students leave their prom, and for no reason at all, they travel some back roads, only to get stranded and hassled by a tow truck driver (Matthew Maconihey... Makohny... you know the guy) and his dysfunctional family. Everything was confusing, the story sucked, the characters sucked, and not only was Leatherface in drag most of the time, but he was hardly ever used! I was forced to take the souls of all the friends and families of these retards. Smug little bastards! Don't fuck with Anubis! Rest in peace TCM, it was great while it was great!

Sequels: This is the end of the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE series

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: dressing in drag, pissing yourself and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs, before sticking nails in your hands and slapping your face repeatedly... I really hated this flick.