Troma's supposed military "masterpiece". Yeah, it's a masterpiece alright, a masterpiece-of-excrement! This movie was bad, and not bad like the normal Troma movies! I mean this thing just sucked! It all starts as a group of Tromavillians (people from Tromaville) are involved in a Tromaville Airlines wreck on a seemingly deserted island. Crawling from the wreckage are a whining psycho bitch, a priest, a used car salesman, an entire goth band, a blind girl, and a few others. They must turn Rambo and fight for their worthless lives against a small army of Commies (I think) who use the island as their training camp and are so paranoid they think that everyone they meet is some kind of elite commando! I'd hate to see what these guys would do if Girl Scouts ever came knocking on their door! No wait, I'd love to see that! Included in this army is a pig faced man, Siamese twins joined at the head, a walking AIDS plague, and a small contingent of guerrilla (no, not the monkeys) soldiers. This thing is packed with "mowed down" scenes that were almost as cheap as those in UHF! But, the ones in UHF were meant to look like that! It was a spoof when UHF did it! TROMA'S WAR is just cheap and stupid! Some cheap one-liners let you know it's an action movie. Sometimes it's serious, other times it's comedic... WHICH IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE!? The crazy, ear chopping car salesman was actually pretty cool, and Grambo (granny Rambo) wasn't bad. Oh yes, the fat bearded guy who's in ALL the Troma movies is in here too as a Guerrilla extra. Well, after 90 minutes of obnoxious accents, mass killings, and stupid plot garbage, it finally comes to an end. Unfortunately, there are a few survivors... uggh. Bah, the word "masterpiece" is used FAR too much these days!

Sequels: Nope

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