Where as the first TROLL was about a troll turning Phil Fondacaro into an elf, this one has NOTHING to do with the original! It starts with some old guy telling his grandson a story about goblins. But, we find out that grandpa has been dead for a while, but the kid can see him. Well, this stupid kid and his equally stupid and incompetent family go for a trip to the town of Nilbog (flip it around). It's a VERY small town, with a population of 26 (?!). Well, it turns out that Nilbog is the Goblin Kingdom... 26 goblin?! That's not even a town, let alone a kingdom!!! Well, since I am merciful, I'll make a long story short: After a while, the family believes the little boy about seeing ghosts and goblins (good game that should have NO link to this movie at all... I'm sorry), and thanks to a doubledecker bologna sandwich and the power of positive thinking, they live happily ever after. Well, except for the fact that the goblins eat mommy at the end. This is the ONE good thing about this movie... not so much because it was cool, but because it was THE END! Sweet merciful crap! The acting in this thing was TERRIBLE! I won't even comment on how AMATEUR the fucking makeup job was (oops, guess I just did)! The cast was SO annoying that I couldn't help but beg for the chance to strangle them all! ARGH! That's it, I'm destroying the homes of everyone involved with this thing! NO! JUST TO BE SAFE, I'M GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING WITHIN A 10 MILES RADIUS TOO! Can't be too careful, the Damn-do-we-suck-at-making-movies-itis disease may be contagious! Oh crap... looks like another heart attack is coming on! Gotta go!

Sequels: I think there was a third one... but I pray I'm wrong

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: taking a double decker bologna sandwich, shine it up real good, turn that son' bitch sideways, take a cue from the Rock, and stick it straight up your candy-ass!