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Werewolf

(1997)

By Lucifer's Beard (which needs a trim)! Why must I be assaulted by another of these damned A-Pix movies?! Uggh! This pile of tripe (look it up Citizen Kane) is about some werewolf outbreak that starts when a "Native American" guy gets cut by a werewolf skeleton at an archaeological dig. Luckily, he's soon killed after he transforms, and some guy returns to town... I pushed most of this stupid movie outta my mind, but by the end, some evil Eric Estrada clone dies, one werewolf wrecks his car, and there are still some werewolves left living... MY GODS, AND ALL THE OTHER GODS WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME! This thing was terrible! Filled with deplorable acting, lame audio quality, and suck ass costumes (they were wearing bear suits!), this thing is even worse than GRIM! The characters weren't interesting in the slightest and I've seen better fight choreography in a WWF match! Someone get me a box of silver bullets, I'm putting everyone involved with this movie out of my misery! ARGH! REVENGE! Note: "WCW/NWO Revenge!" is a cool game, and should in no way be associated with this "movie". Thank You.

Sequels: Nope

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