Ah, as soon as you see those cheap, no-quality credits, you just KNOW you're screwed (especially when the word "original" is spelled wrong) and it's probably best to just take this crap out and put in some good ol' dependable porn. The opening of this bug-eyed lugging bass drum monkey (your guess is as good as mine) opens with flashbacks from the modern day to an 1800 witch burning. The dialogue wreaks of sitcom. Gods did I hate his movie... I don't even want to review it! Here's what happens... some chick has a baby... her husband was a warlock in a past life and he was married to a witch (who's now his mom... uggh... damn Oedipus Rex, giving impressionable ass pirates bad ideas). The man and mommy couple try to sacrifice the baby to Satan or something... but the butler kills them and saves the child and it's mother... Why the fuck do I have to do this crap?! I'm the God of Death and Embalming, not the God of Saving the Asses of Mortals From Terrible Movies! If I ever find the God of Making These Shitty Horror Movies, I'm gonna give him a rear-admiral he/she will NEVER live down! Then, I will embalm them alive and kill them (but that's just a given). They could have at least killed the kid or set Satan loose on the Earth... but NO, I get stuck with this crap... can't believe it spawned some TEN sequels... Well, off to that aforementioned porn...

Sequels: WITCHCRAFT II: THE TEMPTRESS, WITCHCRAFT III: THE KISS OF DEATH, WITCHCRAFT IV: VIRGIN HEAT, WITCHCRAFT V: DANCE WITH THE DEVIL, WITCHCRAFT 666, WITCHCRAFT 7: JUDGMENT HOUR, WITCHCRAFT 8: SALEM'S GHOST, WITCHCRAFT IX: BITTER FLESH, WITCHCRAFT X: MISTRESS OF THE CRAFT, WITCHCRAFT XI: SISTERS IN BLOOD

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: ROSEMARY'S BABY or THE BELIEVERS