France

2/17/01
Deb (practicing French on the plane): Is that right? Is that how you ask for chocolate?
Lex: If you had said it completely differently, it would have been right.

2/17/01
Han (practicing useful French on the plane): This is how you say 'my wife is ill.'

2/17/01
Han (finding another useful phrase): Oh guys, here's a good one: 'I am having difficulties swallowing.'

2/18/01
Han: Katrin, how long have you been up? I wake up and I hear you talking about world overpopulation. When I first wake up, all I can think about is hitting the snooze button.

2/18/01
Katrin: Is the mirror screwed up today or is my head shaped like a cone?

2/18/01
Katrin (ordering a cookie in a bakery): Je suis un cookie. (meaning 'I am a cookie.')
(the clerk hands her a cookie)
Lex: Ah the universal language of cookie.

2/18/01
Han: I am NOT a woman.

2/18/01
Deb (trying to rap in French): Yo, Wuz up, Bonjour.

2/18/01
Reasons for ordering wine:
"I'm too scared to drink Parisian tap water."
"Wine is the cheapest thing on the menu."
"I can't afford juice."
"'Bordeaux' is the only thing I can pronounce."

2/18/01
Lex (in total hysterics): Oh my God, that's SO dumb! A laundry product called Soupline that smells like apples. What moron came up with that?!
Han: A guy.

2/19/01
Han: Imagine if I was fat as well as skinny.

2/19/01
Deb (to Han): Dude, you look like an escargot.

2/19/01
Deb: You would rather eat crême brulée than my ass?!

2/19/01
Han: Ha ha ha, projectile snail!

2/20/01
Han's observation on the métro: Ooooh, that guy has nice bone structure!

2/20/01
Lex: I am not anti-clay!

2/21/01
Deb (to Lex who was having yet another crêpe at the Louvre): Lex, you're full of crêpe.

2/20/01
Han: In my dream last night, Lex said that we should all walk around Paris naked because French people are uninhibited.

2/22/01
Han (as we trekked through the Versailles gardens): Dude, we're like turbo tourists!

2/22/01
Deb (as we listened to French radio): Is this in French or are they saying f--k you raw?

2/24/01
Han: Do you think it's too cold for the prostitutes to be out?

2/24/01
Han (while watching French TV): This looks like really bad acting and really bad costumes...could it be porn?

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