"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, he gave him the cat.” - Warren Eckstein

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat." - Anon

“One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one- upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.” - Barbara Webster

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." - George Mikes

"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Green

"Beware of people who dislike cats." - Irish proverb

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown

"How we behave towards cats here determines our status in heaven." - Robert A. Heinlein

“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.” - Mark Twain




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