I really don't care if everyone like my stories or not.
That's not the point. The point is for me to get these stories out.
I know that the content in my stories has the potential-
potential, hell, it WILL offend someone somewhere. I don't care. If you find
yourself offended by my view of reality, please remove head from sphincter and
take a look around. It's not a pretty world, there are things you don't want to
see in it.
These stories are:
However, I will only divide them into two sections for
now, Original Fiction and Fan Fiction.
These are the stories I've finished. I'll put more up as
soon as I finish them. I really hate it when I find a great story and the
shitheads don't have the whole thing up. Yeesh. As you can tell, I have no qualms about using language in
my life, so expect to find some in my stories. *shrugs* It's a messed up world,
so expect to find at least one or more of the following(and not all are
bad): In case you couldn't tell, I'm not the most chipper of
people. Don't worry, I don't make angsty stories. Well, at least I don't think
so. My poetry can be angsty, but I digress. You want the stories and poems and
shit...well here they are, in all their glory. By the way...I really don't care if this is hard
for you to read. Have a nice day. Wait, what am I saying? I don't care what kind
of day you have. Yeah, I'm in a happy mood tonight. Consider yourselves warned.
If you haven't been scared off by that, here's the fiction...and really, I'm
nicer than that makes me sound...
ORIGINAL FICTION
A
Cheerleader, Excuse Me, a Pom, and Her Butch
Wilde as the Storm Winds
The Dead Place
Gang Wars
FAN FICTION
Hentai Test:What were YOU thinking?
Hollywood
Square Pegholes with a Side of Short Skirts
"Medium Sized Lined Sheet of Paper on Too Much Sugar and Not Enough Sleep"
Series
Kaiou
and Tenou Meet Haruka and Michiru:Part One-Kaiou
Kaiou and Tenou Meet Haruka and Michiru:Part Two-Tenou
Outers Bound
Herald Sailor Senshi
The fics are ^that^ way.
A lil lemony ficcie. Strong BDSM and explicit lesbian sex. Warning,reading of this fic has been known to cause people to feel...really really good in certain areas. Do NOT click if you do not enjoy bondage, a lil bit of pain, and or domination/submission! You click and it's on YOUR conscience.
This small piece of tripe is about a girl, a girl and a marriage
proposal in the middle of a high school cafeteria.
The things that keeping up with old crushes does to you...Take a
wild guess how I was able to write this one. Butch/Femme. High school. PWP.
Uses "hym" and "hymself" much like some butches and femmes tend to. One of my
old fantasies. I WILL get hit for writing this one.
I gave up on getting any further in this story without some sort of bloody input. It came from the idea of a
chick driving up on a bike to a small town restaurant and needing a place to
stay for the night. That's all I'm saying.
This came to me one night as I sat the keyboard, oddly enough.
Chick and her girlfriend get it on after a shoulder massage at the computer.
Those of you who have spent a long time in front of your computer, you know
what I mean.
Believe it or not, I started this story in ninth grade. Five years
later, I'm still working on it. This story is from my days as a mainstream
romantic author..in other words, it involves male-female sex interaction. It
may be revised...the main chick is just too..Xena to be fully straight. Still
working on it.
Sometime during my sophomore year, I lost the original copy of the
story that became "Wilde as the Storm Winds". From that loss, I made "Wilde".
Two years ago, I finally rediscovered my original copy. I was shocked at how
much I had left out, so I began to write another story off of the same base
line. This is that story. Still being written.
I don't quite know how to classify this story. It screams "uber
Xena" to me, but I don't know those characters well enough to make a story
about them. So this is an original fic, influenced some by the Xenaverse.
Being written.
Straight (hah! right, good one) from the Xenaverse, it's a H&M inspired section of 55 word fanfiction! Dubbed the "Shortest Fiction on the Net", the 55 word fanfiction that has somewhat influenced the Xenaverse has now invaded the H&M island. ^^ Enjoy what little I have to offer.
The first of my Z-A challenge fics, this one...if I summarize it, I'll give it all away. Just read it. ^^
Second of my Z-A Challenge Fics! This one is also way too short to summarize *blush* Read, read, read! Both fics were written after Saun told me about her A-Z ficcie.
I was talking to my son one afternoon, and the Foon told me to write a fic using the suggestive language he fed me. This is what came of that. Nifty little test to see how ecchi you are.
No, I can't come up with a better title. Yes, I read the fic on the H&M fanfic center. This was written at the request of a fan. *mumbles* more like the threats... PWP. That means strong lemon flavoring. *grins* Have fun.
Blame sleeplessness and Yuri for this one. Filk of "A Pirate's Life For Me" from the Pirates of the Carribbean ride in Disneyland. Haruka's POV. Amusing.
My second songfic. I love this one too. I don't know why I love my songfics so. Read it. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO.
A lil trilogy about Haruka and if she's transgendered. More notes on the page.
My first filk, this was originally "Starfuckers, Inc." from Nine Inch Nails. If you know it, sing along! "Girlfuckers! Girlfuckers, Inc.!" The Senshi sing this one. Color coded so you know who's singing what *grin*
If you have never heard of this fic before this MST, count
yourself lucky. Not only are Haruka and Michiru HORRIBLY out of character, the
author has very little knowledge of the Sailormoon universe. I would almost
swear the author was a homophobe... It's obvious how much I despise this fic
if you read this MST-ing. General anime references and references to the
Fanboys fanfics.
Another PWP, this one started in a butch-femme chatroom. Haruka
and Michiru. Hym/he used to refer to Haruka.
Umm...I kinda got on a soapbox in the author's notes at the end.
Haruka and Michiru are in Hawai'i and a late night question uncovers more than
either one thought. Inspired by "Why won't you say you love me?" by
Caster.
I wanted this to be a filk, but it turned into a fic instead.
Michiru sings a song to Haruka which leads to a revelation for Haruka. Did I
just give the whole plot away?
I wrote this after yet another night without sleep. It infested my
brain at about 4 am and I couldn't sleep until it was finished. Nevermind that
I had to be up fairly early the next day... I've been told this fic is funny.
I like to think it is. Parody, satire.
Part
one
Part
two
Part three
This is what happens when the title is true. This series is really
just an excuse for me to be crazy in a fic. Inspired by Cele-chan's "Parody
Fic" series. Go see her site. Now. Link is on link page(duh.).
I've been told this story is one of my best. I beg to differ, but
what can you do? *shrugs* This one came from being bored in class. In order to
stay awake, I wrote this. Haruka and Michiru meet the Kaiou family. *shrugs* I
don't much care if it's a tired old plot.
The second part to the "Meet the Family" thingie I'm writing. Note
it is NOT a sequel, but a preplanned thing that is a continuation of the first
part. Just to clarify. Still in the lab.
A PWP set in, where else, a harem. This one is a bit different
from most...the one who owns the harem? Female. Why is this PWP in the Fan
Fiction section? Because it's kinda an uber Xena fic. In that when I wrote it,
I had Xena and Gabrielle in mind and all. Rated R. What a shock. Since it
actually has sex and stuff. Kinky sex. With a toy. Or rather, butch cock.
Anyway.
At first, I was hesitant about posting this, then I figured, fuck
it. It's a short short piece, especially compared to the Meet the Parents duo,
the fragile, and the Squares piece. But it has it's own charm. I like this
one. I could just see Michiru doing this on one of Haruka's off days. And
don't tell me you can't see Michiru in Daisy Dukes and Haruka in
coveralls!
All I need to say about this is that it is heavily inspired by the
video for Billy Idol's "Cradle of Love".
A classic PWP for the SM Universe. Haruka has a theory that gets
her some play.
I'll say it right now. This is one of my favorites of all of the
stories I've ever written. I don't know why, I just love it. Michiru has an
epiphany while listening to "the fragile" from Nine Inch Nails. There is no
sex...just foreplay. Sorry, ecchi readers.
I wrote this in response to a challege on a Haruka and Michiru
message board. This fic comes with a bright neon warning:This fic has DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. This fic also has strong
hurt/comfort themes and language and fantasy violence...This fic is rated R
for the thinking impaired who do not want to see the reality of the
world.
How to explain this one..how how how....It's a piece of overworked
tripe that my friends should recognize as 100% Spork. In other words...Do not
read if you want to retain any shred of a hint of an illusion that I'm in
anyway sane.
Somewhat of a spoof. But halfway serious. I don't know quite how
to describe this one. It's funky. Haruka and Michiru die at the end of
Stars...where do they go? Here is the answer from my imbalanced brain...they
are transported to the fevered dreams of a trekkie with food poisoning who's
just returned from a long convention, in other words, Star Trek Voyager! This
is really my first ever attempt at any sort of finished crossover...I
personally think it sucks big fat sweaty donkey balls, but that's just me.
STAR TREK VOYAGER ROCKS THE FREE WORLD!
I was watching Bound one night and I thought, why not make it into
a fic with Haruka and Michiru as Corky and Violet? Little did I know it would
turn out THIS way...I'M WORKING ON IT!
This story I don't know if I'll ever release. It's a crossover of
Sailor Moon and the lands of Valdemar. Since Mercedes Lackey actively
prosecutes those who use her characters, I am seriously in doubt as to the
release of this story. Sorry. Being written.