Seminars for Men
Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses
to
men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some
courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the
following courses is mandatory. The seminars are in great demand, so please
register early.
COURSES
* Economics
o 101: Understanding Your
Financial Incompetence
o 102: We Do Not Want
Sleazy Underthings For Christmas- Give Us Jewelry or Money
* English
o 101: Spelling-
Even You Can Get It Right
o 102: The Attainable
Goal- Omitting "*#?$@" From Your Vocabulary
o 110: How Not to Act
Like an Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
* Environmental Studies
o 101: Garbage- Getting
It to the Curb
o 102: Why It Is Unacceptable
to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
o 103: You Can Do Housework,
Too
o 104: How to Fill an
Icetray
o 105: How to Put the
Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies
106)
o 106: Learning to Aim-
It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)
* Health
o 102: Parenting- It Doesn't
End With Conception (also Psych 102)
o 103a: You Can Fall Asleep
Without It If You Really Try
o 104: Changing Your Underwear-
It Really Works
o 110: You, Too, Can Be
a Designated Driver
o 201: Honest, You Don't
Look Like Mel Gibson- Especially When You're Naked (also Psych 201)
* Leisure Studies
o 101: The Weekend and
Sports Are Not Synonymous
o 102: How to Go Shopping
With a Woman Without Getting Lost
o 110: Helpful Posture
Hints for Couch Potatoes
* Psychology
o 100: Combating Stupidity
o 101: PMS- Learn When
to Keep Your Mouth Shut
o 102: see Health 102
o 103: Understanding the
Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
o 104: How to Not Act
Younger Than Your Children
o 111: Give Me a Break-
Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
o 201: see Health 201
o 250: Learning Self-Control-
How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Yourself in Public
* Sociology
o 101: YOU- The Weaker
Sex
o 102: Reasons to Give
Flowers
o 115: Why Fluffing the
Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
o 210: Male Bonding- How
to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes
* Textiles and Apparels
o 101: Wonderful Laundry
Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
o 102: I'll Wear It If
I Darn Well Please
o 104: Yes, They Really
Smell After Being Worn More Than Once
