| This is Vilandra's link called the ROH Organization. What is it, you ask? The ROH stands for Revenge on Heather, meaning Heather Graham. First, I must set the stage. I was chatting with Paris on the Internet and started the topic of famous hot guys. I said that she could have Prince William (her first choice) as long as I got Heath Ledger. He is by far the hottest guy in Hollywood. Well, later that week I was reading my issue of Teen Mag and discovered he was dating Heather Graham (Austin Powers 2, Bowfinger). I was heart-broken and determined to get my revenge. So began the ROH. I am the president, Paris is the vice-president, Cefwyn is the secretary, Jenshu is the idealist cause she's evil, and Trinity is the mascot (Paris's idea, I'm not sure why). We have decided that it's wrong to date someone whose name is so close to your own. And besides, Heather Ledger sound really bad. Ideas so far are sending Heather a rattlesnake or some other poisonous animal. Also, send a letter to Heath saying Heather is cheating on him, and then I could be the sympathetic shoulder he could cry on. We plan to create Sims of everyone. Heath and Heather would live together but have a horrible relationship, she would cheat on him, and he would kick her out of the house. Then, I would be the neighbor next door and we fall in love and get married (sigh). |
| The ROH (cause Heather must pay) |
| An update on the Sim idea. Heath and I are now happily married. Things didn't work out quite as well as I had planned, and Heather is still there. I'm trying to decide if starving her to death is too cruel. |
| Big Update!!!! I have officially found out that Heath Ledger and Heather Graham have broken up! I know this sounds heartless and selfish, but that was the entire point of the ROH, so everyone involved should give themselves a pat on the back. It was rumored that Heath had some "mystery woman" affair but he claims that she was just a friend. And you have to believe everything that comes out of his mouth. He's too cute to lie. Well, anyway, this site will soon become a fan site to Heath until he gets another girlfriend, in which case the initials may be changed, and the ROwhatever will resume its plan. Yes, I know I have no life. Check back later for pictures and info. |
| You've all been waiting and now I'm about to unviel my new Heath Ledger fan page. The HLA. Come join the fun. HLA |