| Alyss Alyss's Lyrics |
| We at Craplantic would LOVE to welcome our newest and youngest artist - Alyss Alyss. Here are some lyrics to her self-titled album, which will be released December 2, 2003. |
| My Hair Alyss Alyss, Boil Anger Verse 1: My hair is long and thick. It can be curly, wavy, or straight. Mommy curls it to make me look like Mariah Because she is great. Mommy combs through my knots And uses expensive shampoos and conditioners. She won't dye it to be like Mariah, But she'll do the make-up and clothes, which is better. Chorus: My hair is gorgeous. I sleep with a lock of it in my mouth, Just like Mommy did years ago. Being a girlie girl is what we're about. We have painted nails and toes But we're tough and in charge. Just ask Daddy - he knows. Verse 2: Papaw says I need it pulled back, But I prefer my hair down. Other parents cut girls' hair short - Mommy would rather it touch the ground. I'm not a boy, and I feel no shame. I'll make you remember my name. It's Alyss ALyss. I'm the girl every boy wants to kiss. |
| Four-year-old Woman Alyss Alyss Verse 1: Don't tell me to give you my fan. I'll look you in the eye and say no. Don't think you can scare me - I'll growl right back and tell you where to go. I feel safe and secure in life - My parents are there for me. Don't try to intimidate Because I'm not bullied or scared easily. Chorus: I'm a four-year-old woman, But I'm more of a man than most males. I'm not even slightly insecure. My mommy's my best friend - we're females. Verse 2: I don't cuss and I also tell others not to. I follow rules and expect others to. I don't talk with food in my mouth, And I keep my mouth closed when I chew. I like to play and explore, But I know I'm not in charge. I enjoy being independent but Want to be close to someone I trust - life's not hard. Bridge: Mommy and I are close, And sometimes I forget she's an adult And in charge of my sanity. I'm more independent than most, And I sometimes step on her toes. But I love and respect her more than she'll ever know. |
| Hottie Alert Boil Anger, Alyss Alyss, Running Cheetah Verse 1: Can I have some peach yogurt? I eat PB&J daily, and I love boiled eggs. Put on a Mariah song, and I'm in a zone. I want some chocolate milk - let me say Excuse us, we need to get through. Please, thank you, I'm sneaky. But I won't lie, even if I did wrong. I like hotties, not dorks who are geeky. Chorus: Hottie Alert! Aaron and Nick Carter are cute! Peter Facinelli and George Michael I think are sexy as hell. I don't know what sexy means. I just know cute guys are hotties. Mommy, Daddy, and I are cute, too. We hear "Hottie Alert!" when we walk through. Verse 2: I'll take a cinnamon raisin bagel, Or maybe apple cinnamon. Mommy and Daddy have dates, And I chill with them because I don't have a man. I adore Kool-Aid But drink water more. I like swimming and shooting hoops - I really live to score. |
| Smack the Booty Alyss Alyss, Boil Anger, Running Cheetah Verse 1: I stick my booty out And shake it side to side. I take my hand and Smack it while I ride The beat. I rock the song, And no one can say I'm wrong. I hear the music and can't help it. I have to get it on. Chorus: Smack the booty, And don't say maybe. Smack the booty, And don't say maybe. Verse 2: I like being young Because I have endless energy. I live for singing and dancing - Don't even try to stop me! I rock the beat From left to right. Being entertaining Is what I'm about! Chorus |
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| Liner notes: All Songs C&P 2003 Alyz Muzik (ASCAP). On songs co-written by Boil Anger, also C&P 2003 Bad Ass Biotch Muzik (ASCAP). On songs co-written by Running Cheetah, also C&P 2003 Cheetah Bitch Muzik (ASCAP). Musicians: Guitar: Alyss Alyss, Boil Anger; Piano and Synthesizer: Boil Anger; Bass: Running Cheetah; Flute: Boil Anger; Drums: Nick Carter; Percussion: Alyss Alyss Thank you's to the following: Mommy - Thanks for your love and guidance throughout this and my entire life. Daddy: Thanks for being a good daddy and playing with me. Papaw: I enjoy being around you. Thanks for being there for me! Erika: Thanks for the haircuts and curling. That's why I give you hugs! The rest of my family and friends: You know who you are, so don't think I'm leaving you out! You rock! |