| Meet Alyss Alyss!!! Album in stores 12-2-3!!! |
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| Meet Alyss Alyss! She's Boil Anger's daughter and the youngest artist signed to Craplantic Records! Yeah, Jive likes signing jailbait and wanted her first, but Boil insisted she sign with her own label so she could monitor her daughter's career more closely (aka not let her get over-worked). They share the same manager (Running Cheetah), publicist, and A&R Rep - but they don't share the same genre. Alyss Alyss is only 4 and therefore extremely kid-friendly, unlike her more mature mother. So how can a 4-year-old sign and write music? Don't ask - we'll make it work out just like they made it work for Aaron Carter. What will Alyssa sing about being only 4? You'd be surprised! Check the lyrics link! |
| Random Important Info: To get a hold of Alyss Alyss (or Boil Anger, since they share the same peeps) for professional reasons, contact her manager, Running Cheetah, at running_cheetah69@yahoo.com. To get a hold of Craplantic Records A&R Rep, call at Ginger Schweppes at 1-900-Fuck-You. To get a hold of the publicist (to confirm or deny rumors), call Dr. Pebbles Pepper at 1-900-Scru-You. Alyss Alyss is accompanied by the preceding or her parents at all times for all events. And yes, she's looking for a date to the Billboard Music Awards, Grammies, Academy Awards, MTV Movie Awards, VMA's, etc. Only eligible bachelors between the ages of 3-6 may apply. No weight given to celebs. |
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