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| Kids In the Hall Brain Candy |
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| Brain Candy is the Kids first motion picture,in my opinion it is the funniest thing out there. I've seen it over 30 times. Here is the plot, chacters, and some quotes. Plot- The country hits cloud nine when obsessed scientist Chris Cooper invents Gleemonex, a happiness drug. Soon everybody is taking the little orange pill. But Cooper gets a heavy dose of the blues when he discovers that early test subjects have slipped into comas. Can Cooper stop the people's happy habit - before it's too late? Chacters- Dave's- Marv, Don's yes-man; Raymond Herdicure, Mrs. Herdicure's son; Psychiatrist- He tries to help.; the "new guy"-And he is ... Bruce's-Grivo-lead singer of Death Lurks; Cancer Boy- Whistle when you're low.; Alice- Scientist at Roritor Pharmaceuticals; Cisco-Advertising agent for Don; Sid- He stole it to make it up to her; Worm pill scientist- He's invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.;Cop- from 'police department' Kevin's- Dr.Chris Cooper-He's more of a scientist than a wigler;Doreen- Wally's wife; Chris' dad- He suffered from depression; Lacey-club hopper Mark's- Don Roritor- head at Roritor Pharmaceuticals; Simon- an inventer of Gleemonex; Nina Bedford- has her own show; cabbie- he's a bigot; Sharisse- Sid's wife; Cop- Did you see that show exmorning; German patient- What a miserable life he has; Drill Sergeant- Wally liked him Scott- Mrs.Hurdicure- first test subject; Baxter- we all trust Baxter, don't we; Wally- He's Gay!; Clemptor-a super super model;The Queen- The drug is approved!; Raj- club hopper; Big Stummies Scientist- It was only a couple of flipper babies!; Homeless guy- He's a security guard with a gun. |
| Quotes- "What it does is, it reaches in to your brain chemically. And locates your happiest memory chemically. Then locks on to that emotion and freezes it chemically. And then it keeps your happy, happy."- Chris "This urine is great!"- Alice "Hey, look! I'm an elephant rider!"- Simon "I'm even working part time as a nude art model."- Mrs. Hurdicure "So I hear dad's dead... hey is that eggnog?"- Raymond "Really kinky stuff like two dogs making love with a cat or a bat and pig."- Cabbie "Did you see, did you see, the doctor and me, did you see?"- Cancer Boy "I'm more of a scientist, than a wigler."- Chris Cooper "Doreen- Hi, kids. Where's your father? Daughter- He's up stairs masterbateing to gay porn. Doreen- Again?" |
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