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| Andy Belli- actor who can't act A.T.& Love boss- boss at AT&Love and brown stuff is coming out of his mouth "So it's a...it's a...well...in no way... poo based?" Axe Murderer- he's a polite one "Oh and uh by the way uh don't mention this to anyone or uh 'chop, chop'." Bad Doctor- not a very good one "You know what this is. Urine. Another mans urine.I ask for it and they give it to me. I don't know what to with it. I've got a fridge full of this stuff." Brian- Fran& Gordon's son "What a strange, mysterious organ the human mind is, that we barely understand." Bruno Puntz Jones- B-movie star, Francesca Foire's lover, ex- husband, and future pimp "No, no alligator! Don't eat Francesca Fiore! What you think is good? Is bad!" Detective- a detective that shows up in numerous "Police Department" sketches "So we gonna eat? Huh? Eat, eat, huh? Mangia?" Eli- framer in Lucky Penny and Celebrity Encounters "Yup and after dinner he tap danced and sang for us and told off- colour stories about Ann Miller." Gunfighter- not much use for him, he once shot a man just to watch him die "Hot cashews, carmel corn, gun hire, candy apples!!" Gwen- Danny Husk's secretary Manservent Hecubus- spawn of Satan "I'm ready to serve you master annnddd Satan!!!" Jacques- French suit trapper "Let that one go he has spirit, someday he might be vice- president." Jean Terrence- Bobby's mom "The ocean Bob? But you don't know anyone in the ocean." Jerry Sizzler- Clearly Insane person "Why no! I mean we might have stolen them, but that doesn't make them our donkeys, does it?" Jocelyn- French-Canadian Prositute, had a snake named Latoya, but it died "Don't screw with a girl's dreams! Do you hear me?!" Judy- Kyle's mom, Fran's friend Lex Hare- gulible friend of Dean "I can't pee in front of other guys." Mr.Heavyfoot/ M. Piedlourde- French man with heavy feet Ms.Elizabeth Ferguson- superviser at A.T.& Love "Well I'm going to do what any resourceful woman would do in a time of hardship, I'm going to steal toilet paper." Nobody Likes Us guy-(self explainable) "We told them we were going to eat worms..." Oversensitive guy- oversensitive Patty- works at AT&Love "I'll get the sweatpants." Riley- gay man from Steps "Buthie and I are reclaiming our self- loathing." Sid's fighting buddy- Sid's friend " I'll take the guy in the t- shirt and you take the great flesh- eating creature of antor." |