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This story is Fan Fiction based on Star Gate SG1. 

If Only If Only by Lori

The first morning back from a vacation was always strange. Daniel had been gone for almost two weeks. It was only supposed to be one week but the snow had delayed their flight home. "Hey Stranger! How was Chicago?" Sam welcomed Daniel back with a hug. "Hi, it was nice." Daniel replied as a matter of fact. "Oh . . . What's Jack's family like? They did know right?" Sam spoke as they walked down the hall of SGC. "Yeah he told them a few months ago. They were really nice. I got all kind's of stuff. He has a big family. His brothers and sisters all have of lots' of little kids. His sixteen-year-old niece has a brand-new little baby. You should have seen Jack, he was in heaven. He held the baby all day Christmas. Later he helped the older kids with their toys." "Well, that sounds like him, the perpetual kid himself." Both Sam and Daniel laughed. "So what did Jack get you?" "A watch, it's really cool." Daniel pulled back his sleeve to show her. "Wow. It looks expensive. I hope you don't lose it, too." "Me too. He's already threatened me. You were right. Jack loved the autographed baseball. As soon as we got home, he put it on the mantle. How about you, how was San Diego?" "It was terrific. They didn't even suspect anything was different about my dad."

"What about Martouf? Did you get to spend time together?" Sam blushed as she spoke. "A little, he was amazed by Christmas. He really seemed to like church. We went to midnight mass Christmas eve." "That's odd; that he would worship another god." Daniel paused. "He didn't say anything about Jesus being a goa'uld. Did he?" "No, he didn't." She seemed insulted. "We better get to the briefing." *** After the usual greetings, General Hammond outlined their mission to BD1169. Teal'c was the only one missing at the table. SG-3 had gone through once already and found that the planet had been inhabited at one point. There were many pictographs on the walls of the temple. General Hammond showed them a few photos. It seemed the people of this planet had defeated the goa'uld and Hammond wanted SG-1 to go through and figure out how. "If there are no further questions you are cleared to go through to the Land of Light. Rendezvous with Teal'c; brief him on the mission and precede to BD1169. Dismissed." The team prepared to leave. As they walked down the hall toward the locker room, they heard a small voice singing. Jack signaled the team to halt. He moved along the wall with a commando like action and spied the young girl around the corner. Cassandra was trying to twirl like a ballerina. Jack slipped around the corner; scooped her up and spun her around in his arms. "Hi Sweetie!" Daniel and Sam just watched. Jack was so at home with Cassie as he called her. It was as though he was her dad. Daniel loved the little girl as well but Jack was her favorite. Daniel always felt like a third wheel around the two. Daniel started to continue on to the locker room. Jack didn't even notice. He was asking Cassie about her Christmas with Janet's family. Sam did notice and jogged to catch up to Daniel. "What's the matter?" "Nothing, we have a mission to get ready for." Daniel stated as he kept walking.

"If it's nothing then why do you sound so blue?" "Teal'c would say 'his color is not blue'" Daniel sounded just like the Jaffa. Then he chuckled. "You're avoiding the question. What wrong?" She grabbed his arm. He turned and faced her. "I...If I wasn't . . . If Jack and Janet had gotten together, they'd make the perfect family. He'd make a great father." "She's not his type." "You're right. So in 30 minutes we can go to the Land of the Light. Where Jack can make a big deal over Rya'c. And don't tell me Teal'c isn't his type either. We both know better." Daniel went from down to pissed in a matter of seconds. "You're not still mad about that Christmas party. Teal'c was drunk, who knew oysters would do that to him?" "Well gee. They're aphrodisiacs for humans. And Jack was showing him how to swallow them whole . . . Christ! The whole damn thing was so erotic!" Daniel started to walk away. "You're right. Everyone got turned on watching him. Even I was. But the only one Jack wanted was you. It was only one kiss." They stood there glaring at each other. A few seconds, later Jack bopped around the corner. Both were distracted.

"Hey campers it's time to go!" He paused as he went past them. "Um, Daniel did you happen to bring that bag for Rya'c?" "Yeah, it's in your office." Daniel stated. "Bag?" "Yeah, we were shopping in Chicago. And saw this robotic thing you build. It's really cool. It's remote controlled, too." Jack was very excited. "Don't let me forget to take it with us." Daniel just nodded. *** Sam and Daniel waited for Jack in the embarkation room while Jack retrieved the toy for Teal'c's son. "You're not jealous of Teal'c or Janet? Are you mad because Jack likes to spend time with the kids? Is that the problem?" "No, I'm not mad or jealous. I love Jack and he loves to spend time with the kids. I just wish I could make him happy." "You do! I know he loves you." Sam was infinite. "Yes but I can't give him everything he wants." Daniel paced as he spoke. "What do you think he wants?" Daniel did not get a chance to answer her question. The door opened and Jack walked in. "Chevron seven encoded. SG-1 you have a go," came over the PA. "Shall we, kids?" Jack waved his hand for them to go first. Sam and Daniel headed up the ramp. "To be a Dad." Daniel whispered to Sam just before they stepped through the gate. *** Teal'c and his family had a small home on the edge of the city. As the team approached, they could see Rya'c playing in the yard. He poked his head in the door; called to them both and ran to meet the team. "Father, Mother! Look it is Uncle Jack!" Rya'c reached up as Jack gave him a hug. "Auntie Sam, Uncle Danny." Jack was smiling as he had been the one to give them their titles. "Father has great news." Rya'c was so excited. "Rya'c I told you not to tell." Drey'auc called out to him. "Welcome, please come in." "O'Neill, do we have a mission?" Teal'c asked somberly. "Yeah but that can wait. What's the big news?" Jack seemed excited. "Son, did we not tell you not to tell?" "Yes Father but I did not. I only told that you had great news." "Leave the kid alone and tell us for cryin' out loud." Jack was anxious as usual. "Drey'auc is with child." He smiled and placed his arm around her. "Holly Hannah!" "Wow! That's terrific!" Jack threw his arms around her and Teal'c giving them a bear hug. "This is so fantastic. You're going to have a baby!" "Great!" Daniel said softly. No one even noticed. Jack was carrying on. Daniel stepped outside. He was trying to hide a tear when Sam came out. "Daniel?" "I'm okay. Do you see what I mean? If only I could give him a child." Daniel tried to hold back another tear. Sam had no idea, what to say to him. She put her arm around him. *** After lunch the team set out for the gate and BD1169. Daniel dialed the coordinates and they all stepped through. The planet was beautiful. It reminded Daniel of the southwest United States. The buildings were adobe in style. It was spring time there. Each building was trimmed with green plants with bright flowers. The flowers had a wonderful sweet sent. Daniel was surprised he didn't sneeze. Daniel's thoughts and spirits were soon uplifted. In fact the fragrance was actually having a great effect on Jack as well. Despite rules they had made, Jack was very affectionate. He took every opportunity to steel a kiss or two. They made base camp in one of the buildings close to the temple. There was enough space for everyone to have a private room to sleep in as well as a common work area. The temple was grand. It had a ceremonial pool in the center and many pictographs on the wall. The pool was filled with fresh warm water. There were many small rooms off of the main room. And even more rooms off of those. Each of the smaller rooms had pictographs on the walls as well. It seemed to be a library of sorts. After a few hours, neither could resist anymore. In one of the small rooms, way in the back, Jack and Daniel began to make out. At first it was just a stolen kiss; then the shirts came off. Tongues darted everywhere as they struggled with boots and pants. Finally he was Jack's. It seemed like Jack had no time to waste. Was it fear of the others catching them? Or was it pure lust? Either way Daniel didn't care. He needed him desperately. He had to feel Jack's throbbing cock deep inside him. He longed to touch every inch of Jack's hot flesh. Daniel caressed the strong muscle of Jack's heaving chest and rode his bucking cock. Jack tried to stroke Daniel's hot pistol. But he could not keep up as Daniel bounced out of control. Faster, deeper, harder was all that Daniel seemed to comprehend. Jack was on the verge. His breathing labored. "Oh God . . . Daniel! Please . . . stop . . . I'm . . . gonna . . . Oh hell, I came . . . " Daniel didn't stop. He kept on riding Jack. His need was intense. He couldn't stop. He needed Jack deeper, harder, faster than ever before. Suddenly Daniel cried out with passion, shooting his load he collapsed on Jack. "Are you okay, Danny?" Jack raised his head with both hands. "Oh God, Jack that was so intense." Daniel felt drunk with pleasure. "Can we do it again, please?" "Oh sure just give me a few hours." Jack rubbed Daniel's wild damp hair. "We better get dressed before someone comes looking for us." *** As soon as Jack was dressed; he headed out to the grand room. Carter was doing tests on the water. "Is it safe?" Jack asked as he pointed to the small pool. "Yes as far as I can tell. It is perfectly safe." Sam replied. Jack dunked his whole head in for a moment then turned and sat on the ground near Carter. "Are you okay, Sir?" "Much better, thank you." Jack said splashing more on his neck. "Are you sure? You look exhausted." "Yeah well . . . " Jack was interrupted. "Sam, Can we use the water?" Daniel asked as he came closer. Jack reached back and splashed Daniel. "Does that answer your question, Danny Boy?" Jack had a wild passionate look in his eyes. "I think I'm leaving before this gets out of control." Sam grabbed her stuff and left. Daniel knelt down and sipped the water and then tried to splash Jack. Jack was quicker and soaked him. Soon Jack pushed Daniel in, clothes and all, laughing so hard he barely heard Daniel. "Join me!" Daniel started to strip off the wet clothes. "Don't think I can do it again. You wrecked me." Jack was crouched down at the edge of the pool. He was suddenly hit with Daniel's wet briefs. "Jack, I didn't think I could either but I am ready again." Daniel got closer. Jack could see his desire. He reached up and kissed Jack. "It must be the water. I feel great!" Jack quickly stripped off his clothes and slipped in the water. Their lips met in sweet kisses. Daniel knew Jack was feeling better as his hard member rubbed against Daniel's belly. Daniel put his hands below him on the lowest step and let his body float up to Jack. Jack wasted no time again. He quickly inserted himself into Daniel's relaxed ass. Jack thrust wildly, his passion for Daniel growing stronger with every stroke. Daniel stroked his own cock this time, a sight that drove Jack wild. Jack was holding both of Daniel's hips, drawing him deeper each time. The passion was intense and before long Jack was filling Daniel with his hot cum. Daniel stroked until he came in Jack's mouth. The two stayed in the warm, relaxing water until called for dinner. The pair slipped back later that night for another round in the pool. *** Daniel found that the only way to get any work done, was if Jack spent the day exploring the rest of the planet. He would often leave just before sun up and return just after sun down. Even with all the walking he was doing, he always had energy for a dip in the pool with Daniel. They had been on the planet almost a week when Daniel started getting sick. Daniel awoke feeling nauseous and even threw up at the sight of breakfast. Jack stayed and took care of Daniel. He seemed to feel better by lunch and he tried a little toast which he was able to keep down. By supper he was fine. The next morning the whole thing repeated itself. Jack was ready to pack up and leave but Daniel refused. They were alone in their room. "Do you want to tell be why we can't leave?" Jack was irritated with the very pale and nauseous scientist. "Because I . . . " Jack was staring at him waiting for a logical answer that he did not have. "I don't know what gate travel would do to me." "I do. You'll go through and puke. Which is exactly what you'll do if we stay here. At least there I can take you to the infirmary." "Jack, but I don't want to go, yet. I will feel better soon. You'll see." Daniel was on the verge of tears. Jack threw his hands in the air and walked out. Daniel hated to resort to tears but knew it always worked on Jack. "Hi, can I come in?" Sam appeared in the doorway. Daniel waved her in. "Did he send you in here to talk me into leaving?" She nodded and blushed. "I can't leave, Sam. I just don't know enough about gate travel to risk it." "Risk what Daniel?" She sounded overly concerned. "The baby." Daniel watched to see her reaction. "Oh . . . Okay . . . " Her eyes were wide and her mouth hung open "You think I'm nuts? Right?" She nodded, still speechless. "Have you noticed there are no women in any of the pictographs? They are all males. In order for this culture to survive they had to do something. I came across a room the other day. Two men go into the pool in the grand room. They have intercourse. When they leave the pool one of the men is pregnant." "And you think you're pregnant, now because . . . ?" "Because Jack and I have been in the pool." "Oh, why you and not Jack?" she asked with scientific glee. "Well it clearly shows the person receiving is the one who is pregnant. And I was." "I get the idea. I think that was more than I needed to know. Anyway, now you think your gonna have a baby?" She looked like she still did not believe him. "Don't you think maybe this was a little too easy?" "If you don't believe me, he never will." Daniel looked away from her. "I'm not sure what to think. I know you were upset about not being able to and all of a sudden you find a miracle pool. And you can." "Sam, you once said that gate travel messed with your whole system; that your period was all screwed up." "Yeah that's why I went on the pill. You saw those and thought I was sleeping with Jack." She laughed at the irony of it. "Let's just say for a moment that I'm right. What effect would the gate have on the baby at this early stage?" "I don't know. I wouldn't risk it, though." She sat quietly for a moment. "Wait a minute, I'll be right back." Sam quickly dashed out. *** "Is he ready to leave yet, Captain?" He used his authority to stress the important of her mission. "Not yet, Sir." She walked past him and whispered in Teal'c's ear. "I do not know. There has never been a need for one to go through. I would not risk it." "In a minute, Colonel, I'm going to ask you to come in. He is going to tell you something so far off the wall. You cannot cut him down!" Sam paused. She was trying to read the smart-assed colonel's face. "I need you to muster all the love you have for that guy and be as sympathetic as you possibly can. He sees this as a truly great thing. You understand?" "Yeah sure, be nice, hear the geek out." Sam frowned. "Sorry, love'm. It's a truly great thing. Right?" She smiled and left. "Why is it, Teal'c, he can talk to her about anything? Me I'm always the last to know!" Jack paced as he spoke. "Arrgh! This is so damn frustrating! I should just order him to go home." "Ordering Daniel Jackson to go home will not help. I do not believe he will go. And you will only become more frustrated and detonate." "Detonate? It's blow up, Teal'c!" Jack rubbed the back of his neck. "And yes I am about to! He's sick and all he cares about this damn planet." "Do not forget your promise to Captain Carter." "I really do love him." Jack voice dropped to a whisper. "I just wish he'd talk me instead of her." *** "Me again. I talked to Teal'c." Daniel's eyes opened wide. "Don't worry Jack didn't hear me. Teal'c said that he has never known a pregnant woman that had to go through." "Well, that settles it. I can't take a chance. I'm stuck here." Daniel was trying not to think about Jack. "Not completely. You have to tell Jack." "What? No, I can't. He's going to laugh. He'll take me back and put me in a psych-ward." Daniel sat there shaking his head. "Look. You wanted to give him a child. There was a reason for that, right?" Sam was trying to reason with him. "Yeah. He loves kids. He'd make a great father." Daniel did not want to admit it. "Give him a chance to prove it to you. That is one of the reasons you fell in love with the guy." Sam was smiling at him. He smiled back. "Yeah, I guess. The other is because I'm sick in the head. I like being chewed out, cut down and disregarded." He tried to laugh even though Jack could and did do all of those in the past. "I promise you, he will be on his best behavior. Okay?" She stroked his hair and left again. "Hey Danny Boy!" Jack came in and sat on the sleeping bag facing Daniel. "Carter says this is serious. You best not be planning on dying on me." Daniel had to smile. He truly did love Jack, even his odd sense of humor. "Whatever this is we can get through it together." Jack kissed Daniel's hand. "It's not contagious." Daniel leaned forward and kissed Jack's soft lips. "Daniel, I love you. I just wish you'd let me take you home to see the doctor." Jack leaned forward and rubbed Daniel's back. "Jack. I can't. I'm . . . " "Okay. How about I send Sam back through the gate and have her bring Janet back. Would that make you happy?" Daniel threw his arms around Jack. Jack returned with a passionate kiss. *** Within an hour Carter returned with a well informed Dr. Janet Fraiser. By now Daniel was feeling better. He wanted to get up and walk around but Jack ordered him to stay in bed. Jack showed Janet to their room. "Thanks for coming. We really appreciate this." Jack spoke softly. "No problem, why don't you give us a little privacy?" She motioned for Jack to leave. Reluctantly he did as she asked. "Daniel, how are you feeling?" "Okay, Sam filled you in?" "Yes she did." Janet started taking blood. "I'll need a urine sample, too." "You think I'm nuts, right?" "Daniel, can I finish examining you first? Why don't you strip down and we'll get started?" *** After she examined Daniel, she took blood and urine samples from the remaining members of the team. Janet then examined Jack just as thoroughly. "Doc, is he Okay?" Jack was worried. "I won't know until the tests are back. He hasn't told you anything?" "Just that he's scared to go back through the gate. Doc, what do you think is wrong with him?" "I'm not sure. Let's wait for the test results. You're really worried, aren't you?" "Yeah, you did know that Daniel and I are more than just friends, right?" Jack's brow wrinkled as he tried to remember just who knew. "I thought so. I knew Daniel was sexually active with someone. You don't like being on the bottom?" She smiled at him, easing the tension. "Not usually." His face flushed, as he looked at the ground. "You can tell?" "My examinations are very thorough. I've known for some time now." "OH." Jack paused. He continued seriously again. "He's gonna be okay, right?" She smiled and nodded her head. *** She set up her tests on the blood work and a fresh sample of the water, then went back in to see Daniel. "Can you show me the drawings you were talking about?" She looked worried. "Yeah sure, I feel okay now. It's just in the morning I feel sick." He lead Janet and Sam to the small room in the temple. He was unsure where Jack was but he hoped he would not follow. "Well they certainly do look human and both male." Janet spoke as she studied the drawings. "Definitely male!" Sam was studying a well-endowed drawing. "You can see clearly that the two men go into the pool. This one is clearly receiving and comes out of the water, pregnant. Here it shows a family portrait. So you can see how I came to my conclusions once I started getting sick." "Daniel did you find this room before or after you went in the pool?" Janet asked. "After! We had already been in it a few times." Daniel defended. "But you two have been going in all week." Sam added. "You wanted to get pregnant?" Janet asked. "Well, a little but I don't think I could have stopped him anyway. See this first part they are both smelling the flowers. And here around the pool there are more. Could they be some kind of aphrodisiac?" "Could be but I really didn't even notice them?" Janet looked puzzled. "Me neither." Sam added. "How are your allergies? Are they making you sneeze?" Janet asked. "Fine. I haven't sneezed at all. In fact I've never felt better. Both Jack and I have all this energy. It's like we're teenagers again we can't keep our hands off each other. Is that from the water or the flowers?" "I have no idea. I can run some tests. Why hasn't Teal'c been affected by this?"

"I'm not sure. Maybe the larva is protecting him." Sam added. *** It was an hour later that Janet had her results. She found Daniel and Jack snuggled up on the sleeping bags taking a nap. It was the only way Jack could get Daniel to take it easy. Janet gently touched Daniel's arm when he awoke she whispered. "You were right. You are. We'll talk later." She left as silently as she came. "You are what, Daniel?" Jack whispered to him sweetly. "You're awake?" Daniel was afraid to answer. "Yup. What's going on?" Jack looked up at him. Daniel could never resist those intense brown eyes. "I love you, Jack." "Me too, you! Tell me please?" "Somehow between the water, the flowers . . . and you . . . " "What?" Jack smiled. "Please." "I'm . . . we're gonna have a. . . . baby." Jack didn't say anything. He was still smiling. He had to have known it was true. The doctor had just confirmed it and this was an alien planet. Anything is possible. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Yeah, we're gonna be dads." Jack spoke softly. He was still smiling. He held Daniel tight and began rubbing Daniel's belly. "Are you Okay with this?" "Yes of course I am. I just want you to be happy. Are you Okay with this?" "I've always been happy since our first kiss. All I want is you. The baby is a bonus." Jack kissed him passionately. "Do you want to go talk to the Doc?" *** Jack and Daniel came out of their room. They sat down by the fire with Janet, Sam and Teal'c. Daniel reached for the coffee but Jack stopped him. "No more caffeine for you and Junior." Jack smiled. "Right Doc?" "Well I would prefer that you didn't, Daniel. I will have to set up a diet and prescribe some vitamins for you." Janet was making notes in his file on her laptop. "Janet, what effect would the gate have on the baby?" Daniel asked knowing the answer. "I certainly wouldn't risk it, not without a lot of testing. Which leads me to the next question, do you two want me to explain to the general why I'm sending pregnant rats through the gate?" "You may say it is for my wife." Teal'c stated. "That's right. She is knocked up, too." Jack added. "How is one knocked up? Would she not be knocked down?" Teal'c raised an eyebrow. The others all laughed. "It's just a saying, oh never mind." Jack paused. "And to answer your other question No! I don't want Hammond to know. What have you told him so far?" "When I came through, I said that Daniel was sick and that I needed to bring a doctor back. He didn't ask any questions." Sam stated. "Well, I'm sure he'll have a ton when I get back. What do you want me to say?" "Nothing, Janet. Tell him that Daniel and I need to be quarantined here. It doesn't affect Sam because she's female. And Teal'c is protected by the snake in his gut. You both can go home. Just send us supplies once in a while. Stop by and visit every so often. Especially you, Janet, I want the best for Daniel." "If you are going to be traveling, anyway, would you be willing to check my wife as well?" "Of course, Teal'c. This is going to take a long time. I won't let him travel until he's almost due. That way if it puts him into labor, the baby will be ready." "Ah excuse me, labor?" Daniel interrupted. "Just how is the baby getting out?" "Don't worry, I plan on doing a C-section, long before you go into labor." Janet explained. "How are you going to explain coming home with a baby?" "I don't know. I'm not even suppose to be able have 'em." Jack was staring at the fire. "What?!" Daniel was upset. "We tried after Charlie was born to have another but the doctor said I was exposed to too many chemicals in the military." "Whatever made it possible for Daniel to get pregnant, might have fixed that too." Janet sipped her coffee. "I can run some tests, if you can give me a sample." "Sample?" Both Jack and Daniel questioned as they looked at each other and then the Doctor. "Oh, sample." "Can he help me with that?" Jack asked with a hint of sarcasm. "This is serious." Janet replied. "Jack is serious, he sucks . . . I mean he's not that skilled . . . " "Daniel!!!" Jack was irritated. "That's not what I meant, it's just that . . . " "I just have a hard time concentrating on doing that as a... finally." Jack was clearly embarrassed. "Well you better start because for the time being that is all either of you are allowed to do." "WHAT?!" Jack was shocked. "I don't know anything about this. I don't want you to end up pregnant, too. As for Daniel, his system could be delicate, I don't want him to lose it." "If that's a possibility, we won't then. I'm not putting him or the baby at risk." Jack sounded so serious it scared Daniel. "Actually the flowers don't seem to be having the same effect. I really can't smell them anymore." "All I can smell is you." Jack pointed to Daniel. Daniel sniffed himself. "It's not a bad smell. He just smells different." "Maybe it has to do with him being pregnant. They no longer need an aphrodisiac." "What? You mean they're like oys . . . ters?" Jack paused. Daniel's face turned red in anger. "Sorry Danny. It was just one kiss for God sake." "As I am, also." Teal'c said with remorse. Janet leaned close to Sam and whispered. "He calls that just a kiss. Teal'c had him pinned against a table and was trying to hump the guy." "Okay Danny. We've both apologized for it a dozen times. Can we get on with life now?" Jack sounded irritated. "Is there anything else we should know about his condition?" "I just don't know. The pictographs didn't give me any clues." Janet stated. "Pictographs? What pictographs, Daniel?" Jack asked. "The ones I found in the temple." Daniel was reluctant to admit it. "Excuse us folks, Daniel, you want to show them to me, now?" Daniel got up and the pair left. "I think he's taking it really well." Sam remarked. "Yeah for now, but how will he be after nine months in quarantine?" Janet asked. Sam and Teal'c both shook their heads. *** Daniel lead Jack to the small room in the temple. Jack had slipped his arm around Daniel's waist as they walked. "This is it. It says it all." Daniel was looking at the elaborate drawings. "When did you find this?" Jack asked calmly. "A few days ago. I was going to show you but we never seemed to make it past the pool." "You knew this could happen and you let me do it anyway?" Jack was holding both of Daniel's hands. He was looking for answers in Daniel's eyes. "It's what you wanted, isn't it?" "What? Why would you think that?" Jack was still holding tight and smiling. "Well you love kids. You held that baby in Chicago all day. Cassie and the other kids, you have so much fun with them." Daniel was on the verge of tears. "Don't cry. I'm not mad. I just wanted to know why. You're right. I do love kids. I guess when you can't. You make up for it in other ways. Cassie is gonna make a great baby sitter." Jack chuckled. "I wish I had known that you couldn't. I would have saved myself a lot of torment." "Torment? What do you mean?" "I've been thinking that I let you down, because I couldn't give you a son." Daniel tried to smile "Oh Danny, I love you so much." Jack pulled him into a hug. They kissed passionately. Jack slipped his tongue in stroking Daniel's hot mouth. "Too bad we didn't bring that sample cup." *** Sam and Teal'c began to pack up their gear so they could head home with Janet. Jack could see Teal'c loading their gear onto the rover in the distance. Daniel and Janet were going over a list of supplies they needed on their return trip. Jack made his way over to Teal'c to give him a hand. "Let me help you with that Teal'c." "I do not require assistance." Teal'c spoke quietly. Jack lowered his voice but it still rang with anger. "I can't believe he would do this to me." "Are you referring to Daniel Jackson? I do not understand what has he done to you?" "Teal'c, he knew this could happen." Jack spoke through clinched teeth. "He should have told to me." "It would not have changed anything. You believed you were incapable of fathering a child." Teal'c was defending Daniel. "That's not the point. We should have talked about it first. Didn't you and Drey'auc talk about it?" "She is expected to give me many great sons. She is the wife of a Jaffa." "Well, where I come from, a couple sit down and talk about it first." "That is not what I have seen in the movies you have shown me." Teal'c looked puzzled. "That's different, that's porn, Teal'c." Jack placed both hands on Teal'c shoulders as he spoke angrily. "What Daniel did was wrong." *** Daniel noticed Jack and Teal'c by the rover. "What do you think is going on over there?" "It's too hard to tell. I can't hear them. Daniel, you're not worried are you?" Janet asked. "Always! It's not that I don't trust either one 'cause I do. It's just that . . . I don't know. What if he figures out that there's something better out there." Daniel looked down as spoke. He picked up a small stone and pitched it to the ground. "Daniel, you can't actually believe that? Jack isn't that type of guy. He waited a long time for you." "For me?" Daniel now looked up at the doctor. "Don't be mad but I asked him out, long before you two ever got together. We had coffee off base somewhere. He told me all about his forbidden love. And he was content to watch from afar. One day he came to pick up Cassandra. He was whistling. I asked him about it. He said that his forbidden love was no longer . . . He then whispered in my ear 'We did it all night long.' He was talking about you! Smile and stop imagining things! Doctor orders." *** Back at the rover Teal'c and Jack continued. "If you no longer love Daniel Jackson, I will give him a home as my husband." "What the fuck?!" Jack was very mad. "Hands off! I best never hear that again." "Then you still love Daniel?" "Of course I still love him." Jack calmed as he realized he had been suckered. "And the child he carries, will you not love it?" "Yes, Teal'c. I already love our child. I love Daniel more that anything." Jack was very warmed by his admission. "I just wish we had talked first." *** Sam, Teal'c and Janet were packed and ready to go. They had said their good byes. Sam would send more supplies the next day. The doctor did not need to visit for a few weeks. They made a quick stop in the Land of the light. Janet examined Drey'auc. She was fine. Teal'c stayed behind until the next mission. Sam and Janet stepped through the gate from the Land of the Light. They were greeted by General Hammond. He knew Teal'c would remain with his family until needed. "Where are Colonel O'Neill and Dr. Jackson?" "We had to leave them behind on BD1169, Sir." Carter replied. "Why? What's going on here?" The general sounded agitated. "I want a full debriefing in my office now." The two women followed him to his office. "Okay Doctor, What's wrong with my men?" "I'm not really sure. Dr. Jackson seems to be suffering from some kind of hormonal flux caused by the indigenous plant life. I felt the need to quarantine him there." "What about the others?" "Colonel O'Neill was exhibiting some of the same effects. As for Teal'c the larva goa'uld is protecting him. He is at home with his wife." "And what about you and Captain Carter?" "It seems to have no effect what so ever on women. General their condition is not critical but I would like permission to treat them off world. Also, Teal'c's wife is pregnant. He would like it if I could attend to her as well." "Any idea how long this quarantine is going to last?" "No, Sir, I need to do a lot more testing." "Okay you have permission to gate through to the Land of the Light, as well as BD1169, as you see fit. Captain Carter you will be her escort. Dismissed." "General Hammond they are in need of fresh supplies as well as clothing. Request permission to send supplies through tomorrow?" "Very well. Permission granted but I want you to stay here and help the doctor find some answers." Sam and Janet collected the stuff and sent it through the next morning. *** Two weeks later . . . "Daniel, are you getting up?" Daniel had his back to Jack. Jack rubbed his back.

"Nope." Daniel was upset. "Come on. I made breakfast, oatmeal. You should be able to keep it down." Jack was starting to sound worried. "I'm fine, it's just that . . . " "What? What's the matter, Babe?" Jack leaned over and kissed his neck. "Stop, Jack, my pants don't fit." "That was bound to happen sooner or later. You knew that, right?" Daniel nodded but did not look at Jack. "As soon as this is over, you and I will hit the gym. You'll be back in shape before you know it. I'll even wear those little red shorts you love." "It's not so much how I look but the fact that I have nothing to wear. I'm not running around in my underwear." "I love it when you do that." Jack moved the sleeping bag to reveal Daniel's briefs. He began to kiss his way down to Daniel's ass. Jack pulled his briefs down a little and started to nibble on Daniel's butt. Daniel let out a small sigh. Jack started to nibble harder. Before too long Daniel had a large red mark. Daniel rolled over. Jack pulled the briefs off the rest of the way. Jack teased Daniel's engorged cock. He licked at the tip, finding a pearl of pre cum. Daniel's hands found Jack's hips and pulled him into a 69. Daniel quickly opened his pants and pulled them off. Daniel was rewarded with a throbbing cock of his own to suck. Both men sucked, licked and teased. Daniel knew this would not satisfy Jack for long. They had done this every night since Janet had told them no more sex. Daniel desperately wanted to make Jack happy. He hated saying no to Jack, even if Jack wasn't asking. Daniel knew he needed to spice things up. He gently licked at Jack's balls. The moans that shuddered from his lover's lips were electric. Daniel sucked one in his mouth. Jack's body quaked with his touch. Daniel pumped Jack's member harder and faster. "Oh God, Daniel, where did you learn that?" Jack moaned. Daniel sucked in the other as he stroked. "Oh . . . Danny . . . Oh . . . Babe . . . " Daniel moved his mouth to Jack's cock just as he exploded. He milked Jack dry. Jack was wasted. He rolled on his back and closed his eyes. "Give me a minute, Danny, and I'll do the same for you." Jack felt Daniel move away. "Hey, where are you going?" "That's Okay Jack, maybe later." Daniel slipped on a pair of pants. "Those are my pants." Jack was now watching Daniel. "Yeah I know. It's a good thing you like'm loose." Daniel laughed. "And what am I supposed to wear? Those were my last clean pair." "Sam will be here soon with supplies and clean clothes." Daniel smiled as he left with Jack's pant cuffs dragging on the ground. He looked back to see Jack rummaging through the dirty laundry. *** It was about noon when Daniel and Jack felt the tremors of the gate activating. Both rushed from the temple to greet their friends. The first thing through gate was a remote-controlled rover packed full of supplies. Then Janet and Sam came through together. Daniel was surprised when the gate closed behind them. "Hello Ladies." Jack said with a leer. "Where's Teal'c?" Daniel asked as he poked through the rover. "He's been temporally reassigned to SG-11. One of Conners' men has the flu." Sam told them. "Ooo, Teal'c must be a happy camper." Jack said lustfully. "What?" All three looked at Jack in curiosity. "Don't tell me you guys never noticed. Teal'c has the hots for Conners." "And you just happened to notice this?" Sam asked in disbelief. Jack moved away from her gaze. "Yeah sure." He lowered his voice. "After he told me." "What about his wife?" Janet asked. "Oh Jaffas are allowed to have both a wife and a husband." Daniel continued looking through the supplies. "Home made banana bread?" "Cassandra made that for both of you. I told her about your condition. She wants to come visit." Janet paused. "You told her. Isn't she a little young?" Jack was concerned. "She is twelve and extremely perceptive. She already figured it. She can't wait to baby-sit." Janet continued. "Can Drey'auc have both, too?" "Um, no. She is not allowed to touch the other husband." Daniel added. "Can she take a wife too?" Sam asked. "Oh no. Women have very little rights." Daniel could see both women were irritated "There . . . Um . . . Of course that's archaic . . . " "Hey, Sam, did you happen to go by our house and pick up some clothes?" Jack interrupted. "Yeah I wasn't sure what was who's. So I just brought everything." "God I hope that includes jogging pants." Daniel seemed relieved when he found a pair. Daniel took the pants and headed into his room to change. "Is he Okay?" Janet asked. "Yeah, it's just that his pants don't fit. How did things go with Hammond?" "Good but I'm sure he thinks I'm incompetent. I just keep telling him that I need to run more tests." Janet made a face. "He also wanted to know why it's taken Daniel more than three months to find a new place to live." Sam added "I don't think you should have told him about the fire." "Well it's the truth. Daniel did get evicted because the carpet and drapes caught on fire." Jack paused. "What I did NOT tell the general, was how it started." "How did it start?" Janet asked, she really did not know much about their private lives. "He kicked a candle off the end table while we were on the couch." Daniel spoke as he came out of his room. "We didn't even notice until it was too late." "Hey I asked him to move in before that happened." Jack was defending himself. Daniel had to smile. Jack had begged him to move in for weeks before the fire. "Those are my pants too." "Sorry, they were the first ones I came to. Besides your others ones are a little too tight." Daniel was playing with the waist of his pants. "I think from now on I'm gonna be wearing jogging pants anyway." "It's a little too soon for that. How have you been feeling?" Janet was wearing her doctor face now. "Come on. I want you to start drinking so I can do an ultra sound. In the mean time I'd like to examine you." Daniel and Janet went into the bedroom for the exam. "Sam, did you get what I asked for?" "You mean condoms? Yes why?" "I just don't want to get pregnant too. I...we . . . well I'm not that type of guy, usually. I just want to keep him interested. You know nine months is a long time to go without." "Getting frustrated, Sir?" "Not at all but . . . I'm worried about him. He might get bored." Jack paused. "He's doing this all for me because he thought it would make me happy. I guess I have to try to make him happy, too." *** Janet made Daniel lie down, open his shirt and lower his pants to his hair line. She examined his belly and took some measurements. She checked some charts in a book. The entire time he was drinking. Janet listened to his belly with a stethoscope. "I don't believe it!" Janet commented. "What? What's wrong?" "Listen for yourself." She flipped a switch and turned on a speaker. He could clearly hear the baby's heart beat. "That's your baby, Daniel." "Wow . . . this is incredible . . . You have to get Jack. JACK!!!" Daniel yelled. "JACK!!!" Jack rushed in. He seemed to stop when he heard the heart beat. Sam followed right behind him. "Is that our baby?" Jack paused as he knelt at Daniel's side. He couldn't help but smile. "Isn't it a little soon for this?" "Well actually it is. According my calculations, he is almost four months pregnant. I want to confirm this with an ultrasound." Janet looked concerned. "At this rate Daniel should have the baby within a month." Sam added. "What? How the hell could that be?" Jack wanted answers. "Whatever made it possible for the two of you to have this baby, must be speeding up the process." "Jack. This is a good thing right? We didn't want to be stuck here for nine months anyway." "Yeah I guess. I just don't want anything to go wrong." Jack kissed Daniel's belly. "Whoever built it must have realized that men could barely handle being pregnant for two months let alone nine months." Sam had to laugh at herself. "Oh! Let's not go there, Captain." Jack said with attitude. Everyone knew that Jack and Sam could go on for hours defending their gender. "I'll be right back." Jack followed Janet out of the building. They both stopped at the rover. Janet was looking for something. "Hey Doc, do you think . . . well . . . that Daniel could be carrying some kind of alien?" "What?" Janet looked worried and shocked at the same time. "I was thinking about it. You need an egg. Could it be an alien egg?" "It is possible but it could also be possible that your sperm combined with Daniel's and was transformed." Janet was a shrewd card player. He had lost his shirt to her before. Jack found it hard to tell if she was bluffing, now. "You think it's really possible?" He wanted to be reassured. "Is there any way to tell for sure that Danny and I are the parents?" "I can do an amniocentesis." Jack cocked his head. "It's a procedure, I insert a long needle into the uterus and extract amniotic fluid." "And that will tell you who the parents are?" "It can tell me everything about the baby; health, genetic makeup and even the sex of the child." "Okay do it." Jack rubbed his hair. " But I don't want Daniel to see the ultra sound until you're sure it is human. I don't want him to freak out." Jack paused. "Don't tell Danny we talked, please." "Don't worry." Janet patted his arm gently. *** Janet set up the ultrasound so that Daniel could not see. Jack sat beside Daniel, holding his hand. She smeared a generous portion of conductive gel on Daniel's belly. Jack leaned into Daniel and whispered something that made Daniel blush and Jack giggle. Sam and Janet exchanged smiles. Sam was standing beside the doctor watching the screen. "Um why can't we see?" Daniel asked. "You can see once I locate the baby. It's just easier this way." Janet moved the scope across Daniel's belly. Her face lit up when she saw the baby. "Would you like to see your baby, gentleman? Sam can you turn the monitor so they can see."

Both men sat in awe of their miracle. They were both speechless. Janet pointed out the baby's arms and legs. She measured the head and a thigh bone. She pushed a few buttons on the key board. The computer beeped a few times and at the top of the screen it printed: approximately 15.8 weeks. "Is that how old the baby is?" Daniel pulled his bangs back. "That doesn't seem possible. I mean we have only been here three weeks. Did the water really do this too?" "Have you been going in the water in the past two weeks?" "Well . . . yeah . . . " Daniel started to answer. "But not together. It was hot. It feels really good." Jack smiled. "What are you thinking?" "I'm wondering if the pool has some other qualities." Janet continued. "Like the sarcophagus did?" "It doesn't feel like it." Daniel sounded confused. "If anything it has the opposite effect. It's soothing and relaxing." "If Daniel stops going in, what will happen to the baby?" Jack asked. "Good question. Considering I still have no idea how it works in the first place. Jack, let's try a little experiment. You stay out of the pool for a few days. Let's see what happens." "What about me?" Daniel asked timidly. "The baby seems to be doing well. I don't see any reason to change. Let's see how Jack does over the next few days." Janet motioned for Sam to take the scope. "We should know by then if it's addictive." "Thanks, let me go through withdrawals. Nice." Jack smiled disgruntled. "Daniel, I want to do an amniocentesis. This means I will be inserting a long needle into the uterus and take a small sample of fluid. Okay?" Janet spoke softly. Daniel swallowed hard. "Um . . . Where . . . ah . . . It's not going into my um . . . " Jack giggled as Janet cut them both off. "In your belly. I'll use the ultrasound to guide me. Okay, there is nothing to worry about. Jack, can you sit beside Daniel with your back to me. Daniel, I want you to stare into Jack's eyes. And don't stop!" The two men did as they were told. Janet quickly did the procedure. "Hold perfectly still Daniel. This will only take a few seconds." Daniel winced as Janet started to insert the needle. "Daniel, look at me. You can do this. Relax. It's almost over." Jack stroked Daniel's hair. "You're going to make a great coach, Jack." Janet spoke as she worked. "I'm almost done, guys." "Hear that Danny? I'm a great coach." Jack was grinning. "No, she said you're gonna make a great coach." Daniel spoke though gritted teeth. "Please be done." "Okay, I'm done. You can breathe now Daniel." Janet started to clean up. "Considering the time table has been moved up. I think I should come back in a few days. I want to keep a close eye on you." "Thanks, Janet. Are you almost done?" Janet nodded and Jack looked distressed. Daniel continued, "I think I drank too much. Ah . . . Excuse me, please." "I'm done for now but I want to do one more test next time." Daniel left in a hurry. *** Later that night after the girls had left, Daniel relaxed in the pool. Jack sat on a blanket on the ground behind him. He massaged his shoulders. "Oh, Jack . . . That feels great . . . Oh yeah that's it . . . Right there . . . " "I know of an even better spot." Jack purred. "Jack, what have you got mind?" Daniel turned and kissed his lover. "Just this." Jack continued to kiss. He dropped a small packet into the water near Daniel's hand. "It's a little late for this." Daniel held the condom up. He shook the water off. "It's not for me to wear." Jack lips engulfed Daniel's. "But I thought you didn't like it." Daniel's eyes and mouth opened wide. "Daniel, don't you realize I'd do anything for you. God I love you so much!" Jack planted another kiss on those sweet lips. Daniel climbed out of the pool and joined him on the blanket. Daniel quickly removed Jack's clothes. Daniel started to kiss his way down Jack's body. "Wait. I want to suck your cock first. I'm not sure I will be able to after." Daniel straddled Jack's face. Jack took the engorged member in his mouth and sucked it in. Daniel's hips bucked as Jack's lips encircled him. "Are you sure you want to try this? I could cum right here if you want." Daniel's head rolled back. His cock pulled away from Jack. He let go and started to suck on Daniel's balls. "Oh Jack that feels so good . . . " "Don't come yet, Danny Boy. I want to try this sober for once. Maybe it will be better this time." "It will be. I'm gentle when I'm not drunk. You still don't have to do this. Ahh . . . Jack." "Daniel, you've done so much for me, please let me do this for you." Jack squirmed out from under Daniel's strong thighs. He rolled over and up on his knees so that his ass was dangerously close to Daniel's cock. Daniel began to lick at Jack's tight ring. Daniel's tongue glided over and into Jack. Jack moaned wildly. Daniel increased his movement. Jack was soon relaxed. Daniel put the condom on and slowly entered Jack. Jack moaned, unsure if it was from the pain or pleasure. He was sure he wanted to continue and that nothing mattered to him but Daniel's happiness. Daniel was very gentle as his hips rocked back and forth. "Daniel, I don't remember ever going so slow before. Is this something new?" "Ah . . . yeah, Jack. Oh . . . God . . . yeah." Daniel was barely able to speak.

"Okay, but you can fuck me harder. I won't break." Jack moaned and Daniel sped up. "Fuck me! Danny, harder! Yes!" Daniel leaned over and grabbed Jack's cock. His touch was like electricity. Jack bucked against Daniel's hand. Daniel rammed into Jack harder. Both men came at the same time. They rolled onto their sides. Daniel pulled out slowly checking to make sure the condom had survived. There was a small amount of blood on the intact condom. Daniel wet a wash cloth in the pool and started to clean Jack's butt. Jack winced at the first touch. "I'm sorry Jack. I didn't realize I was hurting you." "It was worth it." Jack was very relaxed as Daniel continued with the wash cloth. "Actual it's starting to feel a lot better." "It should. It seems to be healing." "What?!" Jack tried to roll over to see Daniel. "The pool must also have other healing qualities. I'm glad the condom didn't break." "Me too, my friend, one kid is enough." Jack smiled, "How is little Danny?" "Danny? You mean Jack Jr.?" Daniel flashed a wicked smile. "Oh no! He'd be the fourth. Besides I like Danny . . . " "The fourth?" Daniel was confused. "Yeah my dad is senior and Charlie was the third." "Charlie?" Daniel squinted as if it would help him concentrate. "Jonathan Charles O'Neill," Jack nodded and rolled his hand. He hoped he would catch on. "You know Charlie for short." "I didn't realize you were a junior." Daniel nodded back. "I'm not! I'm Jack. My dad is Jon. What is your dad's name?" "Um . . . I . . . don't think you'll want to use it. It was Melbourne." "Mel's not bad. It worked for Gibson, Tome' and Blanc." Jack smiled. "Mel O'Neill. Hmm. I'm not sure." Daniel cuddled up to Jack. "Why not Jackson?" Jack asked as he caressed Daniel's shoulder. "Jack, you have a family, I want our kid to have that heritage; to know he belongs." "Hey, they're your family too. I'm honored. You want to name him after me. How about Danny O'Neill." "I'm Danny, you only call me Danny when you want something, especially sex." Daniel pouted. "Okay have you anything better?" "No, but I will." With that Daniel and Jack nodded off. **** The Stargate opened four days later. The first ones through after the rover were two young children. Jack immediately engulfed both Rya'c and Cassandra in a hug.

"Danny! Come out, look who's here!" Teal'c, Sam and Janet exited the gate. Jack released the children as they both ran to greet Daniel with a hug. Jack walked up to greet his friends. The kids were touching Daniel's belly. "He's really starting to show." "Oh yeah." Jack said with sarcasm. "Problem, Sir?" Sam asked. "Not really, unless you count the fact that he doesn't want to go home to have the baby." "WHAT?" chimed Sam and Janet. "Where does he wish the child to be birthed?" Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "Right here." "Sir, I can't possibly do a C-section here. I need a sterile field, equipment . . . " Jack raised his hand to cut Janet off. "He wants to have the baby naturally." "Is that possible?" Sam asked. "No!" Janet answered. "Yes! It is and that's what I want to do." Daniel was insistent. "We found a birthing room. The pictograph's show the procedure. I can handle it. I know, I can." Jack pulled Daniel into a hug. "I know you can but let's hear the doc out." "Daniel, does it show where the baby comes out?" Sam asked with a blush. "Same way it got in." Jack said sarcastically. "I can understand your desire but the risk is too great." Janet paused. "I just don't know enough about this technology." "Well I do. I've been studying the pictographs. It can't be that much different. You have delivered a baby before, haven't you?" "Yes, of course, I have delivered plenty. I'm more worried about you." The doctor continued. "Daniel, there is a lot involved; pain, tearing, infection for you as well as the baby." "The pool will take care of all that. It has the ability to heal. Jack was bleeding." Daniel was cut off. "I tested it on my finger. You can't even tell it happened. There is also a tea from the leaves of that plant with the flowers. We haven't tried that one yet." "Jack, have you been going in the water?" Janet asked as if she were talking to a guilty child. "No. Just the finger. I feel okay. I was a little tired at first but I'm fine now." Jack smiled at Janet. "Okay, let's say you have the baby here. How are you are planning on getting it home?" "We weren't." "What Jack means is that we were planning on taking the baby to the land of the light. Melosha just had a baby a few months ago. We saw it the last time we dropped Teal'c off." "We were thinking that she could bring the baby back to the base for us. It wouldn't be hard to get the baby off base." Jack filled them in. "Well you still need to check Teal'c's wife." Daniel pushed his glasses up. "If while you were there, a baby needed something like an MRI. You would have to gate back. Right? It would work. Jack and I could come back. Then later Janet could bring the baby back." "Yes. This just might work, guys." Janet looked at Daniel's protruding belly. "I can't believe how big you've gotten. I think we should do another ultrasound." "I should be about five months now. We figured it out. One week equals one point thirty-three months." *** The ultrasound confirmed Daniel's calculations. The baby was growing rapidly and was very healthy. Although they all tried, they could not see whether it was a boy or a girl. But the doctor explained that it could just be the position of the baby. "If you really want to know I can check the test results from the amniocentesis?" Jack and Daniel exchanged glances. "I haven't actually looked at those particular results. If you don't want to know, it's easier for me not to know, too. Well?" "Not yet." "Jack and I are almost positive it will be a boy given the culture. Considering there are no girls in any of the drawings." "Speaking of which, I'd like to see this birthing procedure." "Me too." Piped Sam. "I will keep the children busy outside." Teal'c left to look for Cassandra and Rya'c. *** As the four walked through the halls, they admired the art work. "Daniel, how did they feed their babies?" Sam asked. "What?" Jack snapped around. "Ah . . . They had domestic animals as you can see." Daniel fanned his hand across a mural. I haven't seen anything to indicate they did anything else." "Janet, it's not possible that he could? Is it?" Jack asked. "Any tenderness or sensitivity? Do you feel as if they are increasing?" Janet asked. All eyes looked at Daniel's chest. He pulled his jacket closed. "NO!" Jack snapped. "If I wanted tits, I'd be dating one of you two." Jack stormed off down the hall. "Sorry, I don't feel any different." Daniel looked at the ground as he spoke. "Are you all right?" Sam placed her hand on his shoulder. "Is he treating you okay?" "Oh, he's been terrific. He's just a little stressed out." "Is he in withdrawal from the pool?" Janet asked. "I don't think so. This the first time he's snapped at me in a long time." Daniel pleaded. "Well, I plan on watching him very closely." Janet added. "I hope it's just his cheery disposition." They headed to the birthing room. *** When they returned, Jack was outside playing catch with the kids. Teal'c was starting a campfire. "Excuse me kids. Jack. I'd like to examine you, please." Janet motioned him to his room. "Awe, come on, can't I stay and play." Jack whined. "Jack. You heard the doctor. Now go!" Daniel said sternly. Jack turned to see Daniel. A smile brushed both their lips. "Yes, Dad." Jack sarcastically replied. The smile grew on his face as he disappeared into the house with Janet. "Daniel?" "Yes, Cassandra what is it?" Daniel crouched next the young girl. "Jack called you Dad. Does that mean he'll be the mom?" "Uncle Jack is a warrior. He would not do such things. That is women's work!" "Rya'c, that's where you're wrong. I have seen Jack change diapers before." Daniel paused. "On Earth each parent shares the duties. Women are highly respected and honored for the love and care they give a child. I think very few men are capable of doing the job." "I think both you will make great parents no matter what you call yourselves." Cassandra gave Daniel a big hug. "Thanks Sweetie." Daniel whispered in her ear. *** In the bedroom, Jack slipped off his shirt. Janet drew a small amount of blood. She started to examine him. "Did you check the other results of that test?" "Yes and the baby is definitely yours and Daniel's. There are no traces of anything alien. You want to tell me what was going on in the hallway?" Jack looked at the ground. "Are you suffering from withdrawals?" "No. I don't think so. I've been through that before with pain killers." "Well, whatever it was, you did a number on Daniel." "I did? Damn!" Jack gritted his teeth. "What's wrong, Jack?" Janet looked very concerned. "I just don't want to go through this again." Jack was pacing now. "Sorry!" Janet snapped "This baby is coming whether you like it or not!" "I want the baby. I just don't want to go through thirty-six hours of labor or the postpartum depression. Oh and let's not forget that he's a man, not a woman. So if he does get breasts, he won't ever leave this damn rock." Jack paced throughout his speech. He ended with his back to Janet. His hand ruffled through his hair. "I see. I take it your ex-wife had a lot of trouble." Janet paused. "Have you told any of this to Daniel? He'd understand." "No, I can't. We have a rule about talking about our ex's. I just don't want to see him suffer." "He won't." Janet reached up and touched his shoulder. "I won't let him. If nothing is happening right away' I'll put an end to it. We'll gate back. Maybe we can wait until late when no ones there. Sam and Teal'c could run interference on base so no one would find out." Jack realized she was right and took comfort in her arms. *** Late that night, the adults sat around the fire playing cards. There was soft music coming from a portable CD player. "So have you guys thought about circumcising the baby?" Sam asked, trying to liven up the party. "No . . . Yes." Jack said "You have?" Daniel asked slightly confused. "I hadn't thought about it, I just assumed we would." Jack added. "We both are."

"What is circumcising?" "It's a relatively painless procedure where the excess skin is removed form the penis." Janet explained. Jack had to giggle. The look on Teal'c's face was priceless. "I do not believe we have this procedure on Chulak." "You don't, believe me, I've seen you in the locker room." Jack leered at Teal'c. "You have!" Daniel was upset. "And you haven't. You never sneaked a peek." Jack added. "That's not the point." With building frustration, Daniel walked away. "Excuse me. Nature calls." "Again? You just went." Jack joked. "He can't help it." Sam pointed out. "Thank you, Sam." Daniel never even turned around, he just waved. "I better go apologize." Jack started to get up when heard Daniel call him. "Jack, can you come here?" Daniel spoke from the shadows. He sounded fine. Actually better than fine; he sounded aroused. Jack wasn't worried. Danny must have forgiven him. "Do you need help? I won't hold it for you." Jack joked. "Please, I want to show you something. Privately." "Now that's an offer I can't refuse." Jack got to his feet and went to Daniel. "What's going on Danny?" Jack whispered. Jack leaned in and kissed Daniel. Daniel placed his hands on Jack's ass. He pulled in close and held him tight against his groin. "I guess, I'm done playing cards." Jack's tongue flicked into his lover's hot mouth. "Oh . . . You feel...WHOA! He kicked me. You feel that?" Daniel nodded as Jack rubbed his belly. Jack took Daniel into his arms again. "Awe, Danny, I love you." Jack felt the baby kick again. "Watch where you're kicking, kid." The pair returned to the fire. "Everything okay?" Janet asked. "Yeah, the baby kicked." Daniel was glowing. Jack loved the look on Daniel's face. He couldn't help but love his *bare foot and pregnant* scientist. Janet smiled at Jack. He felt her reassuring warmth come through. Both women touched Daniel's belly. It was very exciting to feel the baby kick. Teal'c watched and waited. "Teal'c would you like to feel the baby kick?" Daniel waited. Teal'c did not reach out. Jack blinked a few times. Teal'c was now making eye contact with him. "Come on, big guy. How often to you get to touch a pregnant guy's belly?" Teal'c touched his belly softly as if he feared Daniel would break. Or was it fear of breaking something else, like their friendship? *** Time seemed to pass very quickly over the next few weeks. The time was getting closer. Daniel was quite large now. He seemed to waddle when he walked. Jack noticed Daniel studying one of the pictographs. Daniel was caressing his belly with both hands. He thought he saw a slight wince form on Daniel's face. He checked his watch just in case. "You okay, Lover?" Jack moved up behind him. His hands joined Daniel's in this sensual dance. Jack gently kissed his neck. "Yeah, why?" "I saw you make a face." Jack smiled as Daniel turned around. Daniel looked a little appalled. "I love to watch you work. It's such a turn on." They kissed passionately. "Oh." "Are you okay?" Jack was staring into those beautiful inviting eyes. Daniel smiled. "I'm fine. It was just a little twinge." "Well, next time you have a little twinge let me know. We'll just see how far a part they are." "Jack. I'm fine, really. Don't worry." Daniel turned back to his work. Jack wrapped himself around Daniel spooning him again. "Why is that when someone says don't worry, I always get the feeling I need to worry." Jack held Daniel for a long time while he worked. After a while he sat on the ground and let Daniel explain the pictograph to him. There were no more contractions. He was starting to doze off. "OH GOD! ...Jack . . . Don't you see . . . " Daniel's shouting jerked Jack to his feet. "What? Are you okay?" Jack was shaking. "Yes, of course, you were sleeping. I'm sorry. I realized what this is about." "What?" Jack was still fuzzy. "I'm not going back to SGC." "I know you want to have the baby here." Jack was trying to follow him. "I mean after, I'm not going back to SGC." Daniel was still studying the painting. "Where do you want to go? The Land of The Light?" Jack was still trying to figure out what he was talking about. "No. I want to go home. I'm just not going back to SGC. I need to be with the baby to teach him things. See it's all here on the wall. One of the parents stays with the child. It seems the other is tending to the crops. I want to take care of our baby, Jack." "Are you sure about this? We can afford a nanny." "No, but I need to try it. We can always get a nanny later." "Okay, if that's what you want." Daniel grinned as he nodded. The smile was soon replaced with a look of pain. "Danny, are you going into labor?" *** An hour later the doctor emerged from their room . . . Jack was taking out his frustration on the equipment. "Sorry, false alarm. If you don't mind, I'll spend the night just in case. Cassandra is spending the weekend with a friend from school." "Sure, Is he really okay?" "Yes, he is fine. He should be out as soon as he's dressed. Sam and Teal'c are at SGC just in case. They have it all worked out how to clear the room if we need to get back in a hurry." Janet's stay was nice but uneventful in the long run. *** Babies always have great timing. It must have been 3:00 a.m. when Daniel shook Jack's arm. "God Jack, wake up, it's time." Jack bolted straight up in bed. "What now?!" "Yes, NOW!" Daniel was having a contraction. "Okay Danny, breathe! He he who who..." Daniel repeated the breathing rhythm. "You can do it Danny!" The pain subsided and Jack raced to the DHD in his underwear. He entered the coordinates and sent a message for Teal'c. He would then call Janet and Sam. Jack raced back in time to help Daniel with another contraction. "They're on their way. Just hang in there, buddy." "Oh . . . Jack . . . It hurts" Daniel was crying now. "Make it stop." "Janet's on her way. She'll give you something for the pain. Promise." *** Two hours later . . . "Hang in there Daniel Boy. Breathe. She should be here soon." Jack was wiping the sweat from Daniel's brow with a wash cloth. Even water from the pool didn't seem to help. The tea only helped briefly. Daniel heard the gate first. "Jack, she's here, go get her please!" Jack grabbed his pants this time. "HURRY!" "Can I put my pants on, please?" Jack could tell there was no room for levity. He hopped out and headed for the gate. *** "It's about time." Jack quipped. "I was at Cassandra's ballet recital. There is a few hours time difference you know." Janet glared at him. "How is he?" "Bad, they're less five minutes apart." "Why did you wait so long to call me?" "I called as soon as they started. It's just been going really fast." Jack was ushering her to the bedroom as fast as possible. "Thank God. You're here. ARRGH . . . " Daniel cried. "It hurts. " "Okay I need to examine you before I can give you anything for the pain." Janet quickly slipped a gloved hand under the sheets. Jack held Daniel's hand and tried not to think about what Janet was doing. "Wow. You're almost fully dilated. This baby is coming very soon Daniel. It's too late to give you anything for the pain. I am going to give you a local though that should help a lot. I'm going to have to do an episiotomy." As she prepared, she could see Daniel was shaking his head. "It's better than tearing. I promise I'll try to wait as long as I can." She quickly injected Daniel's sore ring. The next contraction hit and Daniel screamed through gritted teeth. Both Jack and Janet tried to comfort him. "Breathe, Daniel, just hang there a little longer. It is almost time to push." Janet checked to see if the local was working yet. "Oh God, Jack, I can't do this. Make it stop hurting, Please!" Daniel was crying. He was covered in sweat. Jack tried to mop it all away, including the pain. "I will, Danny. I will, but first we've got to get junior out." Jack kissed Daniel's forehead. "What do you mean *WE*?!" The next contraction hit, another scream and three people did rhythmic controlled breathing. "We, Danny, we're in this together. I love you. And I'm here for you." Another contraction hit. "Doc, help him!" "He's not ready. I don't want him to tear. I need that local to take affect. Can you feel this, Daniel?" She touched something to his ring. Daniel's open wide and his voice was calm. "No. Oh God. Yes, I can do this." He started to cry. "Okay, on the next one I want you to bear down and push." A contraction. "Push. Daniel push!" Janet quickly cut Daniel. There was so much blood, Jack had to look away. "Jack, look at Daniel coach him. He needs you." "Good job. Danny. You're doing great!" "That's good, a really big push this time, Daniel." Janet ordered. Several more pushes and still no baby. "Daniel, one more should do it." Janet reassured. "I can't. I'm too tired, Jack. I can't." "You can! The baby is crowning. I can see the head. Jack. You can help. Push on his belly when the next one hits." It happened; Daniel and Jack both pushed. "I have the head. The rest is easy." One more push and the baby was out. Both men were crying and laughing. They were both over-joyed. The baby joined them in a chorus. Janet clamped the cord off. "The baby is perfect. Jack, will you come cut the cord?" Jack, with tears in his eyes carefully cut the cord. Janet handed him the baby after she wrapped it in a small blanket. Jack laid the baby on Daniel's chest. *** After a few hours of rest, Daniel insisted on going to the pool. "The sooner I'm healed, the sooner we can go home." "Any reason he shouldn't go in?" Jack asked. "If the pool has the healing powers, you say it does, it should be okay." Janet held the baby while Jack helped Daniel to the pool. "So you guys, have a name yet?" "Nope. Any suggestions?" Jack remarked. "I'm sure you'll think of something. I filled out the birth certificate as vaguely as possible. I put D. Jackson as the mother and J. O'Neill as the father. Because this was a home birth, no one will really question it." Daniel was very sore. He leaned on Jack all the way to the pool. Daniel wore his shorts in the pool. Once Daniel was comfortable Janet handed the baby to Jack. "Take good care of your daddies, little one." Janet cooed. "I'll be back in a few days. Do you have enough diapers and formula?" "I think so. Sam brought us a lot. Hopefully we'll be going home soon." "We'll see how he's doing when I come back. Bye guys." *** The rest of the day went well. They shared in the duties of feeding and changing diapers. Both fathers cherished their new child. One of Daniel's favorite moments was walking in on Jack and the new baby napping. Jack had taken his shirt off and laid the baby on his chest. Daniel couldn't resist video taping them. Although the day went very well, the night did not. It seemed the baby cried off and on all night. After three very similar nights, Both Jack and Daniel looked exhausted. Daniel's recovery was going very well. He wasn't in any pain. On Janet's next visit she removed Daniel's stitches and suggested they go home. Sam brought them a snuggle carrier and a snowsuit. Jack placed the baby in the snowsuit and strapped the carrier to his belly. He went through to the Land of the Light. Drey'auc and Teal'c were waiting for him. They would take care of the baby until Janet came back later. *** The Stargate opened in the embarkation room. "It is SG-1's remote code from BD1169, General." "Very well. Open the iris." The general's eyes opened wide as he saw four figures exit the gate. "Welcome back SG-1!" Within moments the general was down stairs to greet the two men. "Glad to have you two back." "Glad to be back, Sir." Jack saluted. "You boys look awful tired. Do they need to go to the infirmary, Doctor?" "Actually no, although I would like them to have a few more days off. "Okay, why don't you clean up and we'll debrief." "Um . . . I would prefer to debrief first. I'm really tired." "As you wish, Dr. Jackson. *** Daniel gave his report on the cultural aspects of the planet. He left out a few details but in all the general was pleased. "Well if there is nothing else?" The general paused. "SG-1 you are on stand down for the next 48 hours. I trust that will be long enough, Doctor Fraiser?" "Excuse, me sir?" The general looked to Daniel. "I don't think I will be returning. I would like to resign." Everyone was shocked. "Son, are sure about this? What about your wife?" "I'm very sure I had the last two months to think about this, General. As for my wife I really don't feel married after everything that has happened." "Doctor Jackson, I want you to go home and give this some more thought. Take a few weeks, find yourself an apartment. As of right now you are on a temporary leave of absence. You and I will talk again in two weeks. Okay?" "Yes, sir." Daniel looked down. "There is one other thing, Sir." Janet started. "While I was in the Land of the Light, I saw a sick infant. I would like to bring the child back for a few tests." "Anything contagious?" "No, I think it might be something the baby was born with." Janet replied. "Very well. You can go first thing in the morning. Take Captain Carter with you. Dismissed." They all got up to leave. Jack and Daniel were the last two to leave. "Oh Colonel, may I see you in my office for a moment." "Yes, sir." Jack turned to Daniel. "I'll meet you in the car." Jack entered the general's office. "Colonel, I'm not going to pull any punches. I don't have a replacement for Doctor Jackson. And I wouldn't feel right sending you out without an anthropologist. So for the time being you'll be on desk duty." "Yes, sir. I understand." "Colonel, I strongly suggest you talk to him. This facility needs him." "Yes, Sir." "Dismissed." *** Daniel waited patiently in the car for Jack. As Jack got in the passenger side, Daniel started the car. "So what did the general want?" "You." Jack was grinning ear to ear. "He wants me to talk you into coming back. Will yea?" "What?" "I guess that's a no. I tried. Let's go home." Jack pointed toward the front gate. *** Once home, Jack and Daniel found a huge plastic gift in their living room. Daniel started to unwrap it. Jack read the tag out loud. "A cozy spot for *the Baby*, Give the kid a name. Love, Janet and Cassandra." "Wow. It's a bassinet, Jack." "Danny, it's a little frilly." Jack crinkled his nose. "It's supposed to be. It's for a baby, Jack." Daniel smiled. "Help me put in our room. Just in case anyone stops by." The two men pushed it into their room. They put it at the foot of the bed where they could both reach it. Jack pulled Daniel down on the bed. They kissed passionately. Tongues danced in each other's mouths. Before long, both men were naked. Their hands raced for every part of their bodies. Jack's hand found Daniel's throbbing cock first. He began to message the awakening member. "Fuck me, Danny. Fuck me!" Jack whispered in his ear. "I want you in me so bad."

"I told you, you would love it once you tried it." Danny kissed him as he rolled on top of Jack. "It's you I love, Danny. Make love to me." Jack whispered to his lover. Daniel found the lube in the drawer. He quickly slipped his hot throbbing cock into Jack's tight ass. The pair bucked in unison. Daniel went deeper with each thrust. Jack moaned. Daniel worked his prostrate and cock at the same time. They were both on the verge of coming. "Yes . . . Yes . . . " "God I love you, Jack . . . " Both men shot their loads. "I can't wait ‘til I can do that to you." Jack kissed Daniel hard. "Janet said it would be a few more days, lover. Be patient." Daniel said as he wiped Jack's belly clean with a tissue. Jack drifted off to sleep. Daniel kissed him lightly on the forehead. *** An hour later, Jack woke to find Daniel anxiously cleaning the bathroom. "What are you doing? I have a cleaning lady that does that." "I know, but I had to do something. I miss the baby. I kept looking at the empty bassinet. The baby should be here." "Me too, Danny. First thing tomorrow morning. Okay?" Jack took him into his arms and patted his hair. "Come on, let's get out of here. How about pizza?" *** Daniel and Jack were sitting in the pizza place. Jack was enjoying his first beer in more than two months. The couple made small talk while eating. It seemed as though Daniel had stopped missing the baby. He was talking about other things for a change. "I wonder what is on TV tonight. Do you realize how much we missed? They almost impeached the president while we were gone." "Yeah, I missed a lot of hockey games, too." Jack added. "Hey, I better e-mail your mom, too. Let her know we are home safe. Do you want me to scan a picture of the baby and send it to her?" "I better call her first. She is definitely going to be surprised." Jack shook his head. "Oh yeah." Daniel agreed. "What are you going to tell her?" "Most of my life has been classified. My parents understand that. My dad was a Sergeant in the air force. This is just one more thing they can't ask questions about." "But this has nothing to do with the military. They're going to think we got the baby illegally." "I know but what else can we say." Jack paused. "My mom will still love our child no matter what." Both men were distracted by a couple entering the restaurant with several kids. The youngest of which was in a carrier. They also had a large diaper bag. "Jack, do you realize we don't have anything for this baby?" Daniel paused. "We need one of those carry things that goes in the car and one of those bags. I'm sure there are a lot of things we're missing." "Sam bought us a car seat with a handle. It was supposed to be a surprise." "We still need a lot of other stuff. We can't keep the diapers in a duffel bag."

"Okay finish up and we'll go shopping." Jack swigged the rest of his beer down. "You hate shopping." Daniel wrinkled his brow. "Yes but I love you." Jack whispered. *** Once in the store the men made their way to the baby section. Jack rejected every diaper bag Daniel showed him. "No way. It's way too frilly." Jack shook his head. Finally Daniel held up a mint green bag. There was a small bear riding a rocking horse on the front. "How about this one?" Daniel asked. "Well, horses are cool. I guess so." Daniel put it in the cart. They also bought an assortment of sleepers, T-shirts with snaps, towels and toys. Daniel even found a quilt with the same bear and rocking horse on it as the bag. *** The next morning everything went as planned. Sam and Janet gated through to the Land of the Light. They met Teal'c, Drey'auc and Melosha. Sam placed the baby in the snow suit and snuggle carrier. She handed the baby to Melosha. She would bring the baby back through the gate. Once on base Janet did some tests. When they were done, the real baby was fed and put in a duffel bag. A doll was placed in the snow suit. Sam then left the base with the duffel bag. Melosha went back through the gate with the doll. No one was the wiser. Sam stopped the car just leaving sight of the main gate. She placed the baby in the car seat and headed for Jack and Daniel's home. *** Daniel had washed all the things he had bought and had everything set up in a small nursery across the hall from their room. The bell rang. Both men rushed to the door. "Special Delivery." Sam announced. Daniel immediately scooped up his child. All three crowded around the child. "Any troubles getting the baby off base, Sam?" Jack asked as he tickled the baby's toes. "No, it went just as we planned. General Hammond wasn't even on base today. He was at a meeting at the Air Force Academy. You guys, come up with a name yet?" "No net yet. But we have ruled out a lot." Daniel sounded hopeful as he rocked the baby. "Well, I have to get back to base. Let me know what you decide on." *** A few hours later Daniel was playing with the baby in the nursery. Jack was in the kitchen, folding baby clothes while he waited for a bottle to warm. There was a knock at the back door. Jack could see his mother as she opened the door. "Mom," He gave her a big hug. "What are you doing here?" "I came down to visit your aunt. I thought I would stop and see if you were here." "How is she?" Jack asked he offered his mom a seat. "What can I say, she's still my little sister?" both laughed. "What's with all the baby clothes?" "Daniel and I have a baby." "What? How? I didn't think they let single gay guys adopt. You got this baby through the black market. Did you think about your career?" "Mom, I'm a single gay guy. The baby is the least of my worries." "What about the parents? What if they want the baby back." His mother was smiling but jack knew she was worried. "Mom, Daniel and I are the parents. I have a birth certificate to prove it. Please, Mom, you can't ask any questions. Just be happy for us." "I am. I'm just worried, too. How are you to going to take care of an infant?" "I quit my job." She turned around to see Daniel carrying the baby. "Would you like to hold your grandchild?" "Yes, of course. So tiny." She cradled the baby in her arms. She seemed so happy. "Six pounds two ounces, only four days old." Jack said proudly. "Does he or she have a name?" "Mom, meet your granddaughter, Lilly O'Neill."

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