| "Thunderstruck" | Priests of Thor |
| "The Razor's Edge" | Fighters |
| "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)" | Thieves |
| "Back in Black" | Thieves; maybe Death Priests |
| "Highway to Hell" | any player with a "Good" DM |
| "Gone Shootin'" | sharpshooters/archers |
| "Walk On Water" | Characters with a Messiah complex |
| "Rag Doll" | Doll golems; any nubile female character |
| "Cryin'" | Real Roleplayers |
| "Blind Man" | A blind NPC |
| "The Other Side" | Outer-planar adventurers |
| "Crazy" | Chaotic Neutrals! |
| "Eat the Rich" | Beggars/Cannibals |
| "Angel" | Devas/Aasimon |
| "Livin' on the Edge" | Denizens of Acheron |
| "Voodoo Medicine Man" | Tribal Shamans |
| "Hole in My Soul" | fallen Paladins/priests |
| "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" | Illusionists; Psionicists |
| "Chromatic Death" | Tiamat! |
| "Among the Living" | undead |
| "Criminal" | Thieves |
| "Sleep to Dream" | Psionicists |
| "Shadowboxer" | Shadows |
| "Army of Me" | clones |
| "It's Oh So Quiet" | priests with silence spell |
| "The Wizard" | Um...wizards? |
| "N.I.B." | Demons |
| "Paranoid" | Real Roleplayers |
| "Lord of This World" | Egotistical Bards |
| "Faeries Wear Boots" | Faeries and Elves |
| "Supernaut" | Planewalkers |
| "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" | Priests of Cyric |
| "Black Sabbath" | any evil priest |
| "War Pigs" | Orcs! |
| "Iron Man" | Iron Golems |
| "Tomorrow's Dream" | Prophets |
| "Changes" | Polymorph spells |
| "Children of the Grave" | any undead |
| "Am I Going Insane?" | characters with lycanthropy |
| "Snowblind" | arctic characters |
| "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" | Psionicists |
| "I Am the Storm" | Priest of Thor |
| "Don't Fear the Reaper" | Necromancers/Adventurers in general |
| "Godzilla" | Gargantuas (lizard-type) |
| "Burnin' for You" | Invokers and Fire Elementals |
| "Run-Around" | Quicklings |
| "Hook" | Hook Horrors |
| "Lay Your Hands on Me" | Paladins |
| "You Give Love a Bad Name" | Enchantresses |
| "Keep the Faith" | Priests; Paladins |
| "Living On a Prayer" | Priests |
| "Wanted Dead or Alive" | Thieves |
| "Something for the Pain" | Priests |
| "Machinehead" | Tinker gnomes |
| "Everything Zen" | Priests |
| "Glycerine" | Alchemists |
| "Alien" | Spelljammers |
| "Swallowed" | Purple Worm!!! |
| "Greedy Fly" | any BEM (Bug-Eyed Monster) |
| "Little Things" | facing an army of 1 HD monsters |
| "Monkey" | Carnivorous Apes! |
| "Swallowed" | Purple worms |
| "Insect Kin" | Thri-kreen/Tohr-kreen |
| "Cold Contagious" | Otiluke's freezing sphere or Cone of cold |
| "A Tendency to Start Fires" | fire elementals |
| "Distant Voices" | Clairaudience |
| "Bloodletting" | lycanthropy or vampirism victims |
| "Darkening of the Light" | You say you use Ravenloft? |
| "I Don't Need a Hero" | Haughty NPCs |
| "Tomorrow Wendy" | PC's lover has been incurably poisoned |
| "Sun" | daybreak, PCs survived to watch the sun rise in terror |
| "Roses Grow" | PCs in a bar |
| "Zombie" | Survivors of war |
| "Linger" | Romantic real-roleplayers |
| "Dreams" | Psionicists |
| "Salvation" | Priests/paladins who've done wrong |
| "Free to Decide" | mages with free action |
| "Ode to My Family" | mouthy Bards |
| "Am I Evil?" | red-robed wizards |
| "It's Electric" | lightning bolt, shocking grasp, etc. |
| "The Prince" | the rulers of Hell! |
| "Sucking My Love" | Faerie Dragons |
| "Helpless" | NPC retainers |
| "Streets of Gold" | greedy adventurers |
| "Shoot Out the Lights" | show-off archers |
| "Waited Too Long" | mages with bad timing |
| "From Out of Nowhere" | Teleporters |
| "Epic" | DMs that run 10-month campaigns |
| "Falling to Pieces" | Damaged automatons |
| "Surprise! You're Dead!" | Newly created vampires |
| "Zombie Eaters" | Ghouls and ghasts |
| "The Real Thing" | Thieves |
| "Underwater Love" | Sea elves |
| "The Morning After" | Any character with memory lapses |
| "War Pigs" | Orcs! |
| "Edge of the World" | Virtually everyone |
| "Last Cup of Sorrow" | failed the poison save! |
| "Silver Springs" | immortals; sad bards |
| "Tusk" | Orcs! |
| "Don't Stop" | Prophets; clairvoyants |
| "Gold Dust Woman" | Caryatid Columns |
| "All Along the Watchtower" | guards, thieves, jokers, princesses (listen to the song) |
| "Purple Haze" | Illusionists; insane characters |
| "The Wind Cries Mary" | Banshees |
| "Supervixen" | female characters |
| "Only Happy When It Rains" | depressed Bards |
| "As Heaven is Wide" | Devas |
| "Fix Me Now" | damaged golems |
| "Milk" | Minotaurs! |
| "Stupid Girl" | last words spoken to many female players |
| "Queer" | Munchkins ;) |
| "#1 Crush" | obsessive Bards |
| "Robbery, Assault and Battery" | thieves |
| "Whodunnit?" | assassins |
| "Guide Vocal" | anyone running a training hall |
| "Watcher of the Skies" | dragons |
| "The Battle of Evermore" | Fighters (good AL) |
| "You Shook Me" | Earth Elementals |
| "Your Time is Gonna Come" | Clerics/Paladins/Rangers who've done evil |
| "Stairway to Heaven" | Devas |
| "Swamp Music" | Lizard Men |
| "I Ain't the One" | Thieves |
| "Double Trouble" | Mirrors of Opposition! ;) |
| "Free Bird" | Aaracockra/Retiring adventurers |
| "That Smell" | Necromancers |
| "Dark Avenger" | Antipaladins |
| "Battle Hymn" | Fighters |
| "Defender" | Paladins |
| "Holy War" | Specialty Priests (especially Tempus) |
| "Black Wind, Fire and Steel" | Fighters |
| "Hail and Kill" | Fighters |
| "The Crown and the Ring" | Azoun IV (or any King) |
| "Mountains" | Dwarves |
| "Ride the Dragon" | Dragonlords |
| "The Power of Thy Sword" | Fighters |
| "Master of the Wind" | Elves |
| "Until It Sleeps" | Summoners/Invokers |
| "...And Justice For All" | Paladins |
| "Eye of the Beholder" | guess! |
| "The Four Horsemen" | Cavaliers |
| "Phantom Lord" | Death Knights and Liches |
| "The Shortest Straw" | Intolerant priests |
| "To Live is to Die" | Undead |
| "Harvester of Sorrow" | Farmers...in Ravenloft! |
| "One" | wounded warriors |
| "Master of Puppets" | psionicists with mind control |
| "Hero of the Day" | Adventurers! |
| "Enter Sandman" | wizards with sleep spells |
| "The God That Failed" | followers of Myrkul or Bhaal |
| "Wherever I May Roam" | all classes |
| "Sad But True" | Dopplegangers |
| "Nothing Else Matters" | All classes |
| "Of Wolf and Man" | Lycanthropes everywhere |
| "Blackened" | opponents of invokers! |
| "2x4" | silence, 15' radius (listen to the song) |
| "Poor Twisted Me" | Broken Ones |
| "Thorn Within" | do you feel a little guilty? |
| "Smells like Teen Spirit" | Battleragers! |
| "Polly" (also "Polly: New Wave") | mage with familiar |
| "Molly's Lips" | Rebellious Thief |
| "Stain" | egotistical warrior |
| "In Bloom" | Bards about bardic-wannabes |
| "Territorial Pissings" | combat with territorial creatures |
| "Lithium" | Priests of war deity in prayer before battle |
| "Something in the Way" | the DM used a PUZZLE! :) |
| "Aneurism" | the DM used a HARD puzzle! |
| "On a Plain" | traveling through Thay... |
| "About a Girl" | courtesans |
| "Pennyroyal Tea" | stupid nobles |
| "Dumb" | even more stupid nobles |
| "Just a Girl" | depressed female PC |
| "Spiderwebs" | Drow! |
| "Don't Speak" | mages with silence spells |
| "Tragic Kingdom" | just listen to the song... |
| "Sunday Morning" | Dopplegangers (listen to the song...) |
| "Snakes" | Yuan-ti; Nagas |
| "Wonderwall" | Living Walls |
| "Champagne Supernova" | anyone who drinks elverquisst or feywine |
| "D'You Know What I Mean?" | Mage with tongues |
| "Genocide" | Elf-haters |
| "Come Out and Play" | Fighters |
| "Gone Away" | Mouthy Real Roleplayers |
| "Self-Esteem" | Bards with no ego |
| "It'll Be a Long Time" | Long-lived PCs |
| "Kick Him When He's Down" | Thieves |
| "Nothing From Something" | mages with disintegrate |
| "Walk On Water" | miracle workers; mages |
| "No More Tears" | mouthy Bards |
| "Mother Earth" | Druids |
| "Steal Away the Night" | Thieves; mage with light |
| "Walls" | feuding kingdoms |
| "Something in the Air" | Rebels; Myconids |
| "Mary Jane's Last Dance" | courtesans |
| "Refugee" | um...refugees? |
| "Free Fallin'" | mage that just ran out of featherfalls! |
| "I Need to Know" | Diviners |
| "You Got Lucky" | 1st-level characters that kill a dragon! |
| "I Won't Back Down" | Real Men |
| "Learning to Fly" | mages with the fly spell |
| "Into the Great Wide Open" | low-wisdom Bards |
| "One of These Days" | those on a quest |
| "Absolutely Curtains" | after a major battle |
| "Dogs" | Slaves and Servants |
| "Signs of Life" | Entering a swamp |
| "Dogs of War" | When the party is pursued |
| "On the Turning Away" | Useful in Dragonlance towns |
| "The Gnome" | Gnomes |
| "It's a Kind of Magic" | Wizards |
| "Princes of the Universe" | Deities |
| "The Prophet Song" | Clerics |
| "One Vision" | Diviners |
| "The Faerie Feller's Master Stroke" | Druids; Faeries |
| "Ogre Battle" | Ogres |
| "Who Wants to Live Forever?" | Immortals; Demigods; Deities |
| "The Miracle" | Priests |
| "The Hitman" | Assassins |
| "I Want It All" | treasure hunters, glory seekers, or freedom fighters |
| "The Thin Line" | NG thieves; any true neutral |
| "Another Rainy Night (Without You)" | Real Roleplayer Bards! |
| "Empire" | Krynn minotaurs; Red Wizards |
| "Resistance" | People opposing the above |
| "Anybody Listening?" | self-conscious Bards |
| "The Best I Can" | ambitious adventurers |
| "One and Only" | monogamous Real Roleplayers |
| "Losing My Religion" | Unfaithful priests |
| "It's the End of the World As We Know It" | Krynn during the Cataclysm |
| "Shiny Happy People" | Those damned, annoying Lawful Goods! |
| "Everybody Hurts" | warriors after a major melee |
| "Crush with Eyeliner" | mages studying spells |
| "Man on the Moon" | Spelljammers |
| "Paint It Black" | Drow |
| "Sympathy for the Devil" | Devils |
| "You Can't Always Get What You Want" | Thieves! |
| "Gimme Shelter" | PCs with a castle |
| "2112: Temples of Syrinx" | Priests |
| "The Trees" | Druids |
| "The Necromancer" | ...Necromancers! |
| "Limelight" | Egotistical Bards |
| "Tonight, Tonight" | Homesick Bards |
| "Zero" | Courtesans; anyone with low self-esteem |
| "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" | Crack-shot halflings |
| Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds | "Red Right Hand" | NPC villains |
| Screamin' Jay Hawkins | "Frenzy" | Bulettes and Tarrasques |
| Frank Black | "Man of Steel" | iron golems or maudlin Real Roleplayers |
| Foo Fighters | "Down in the Park" | faerie glades |
| Meat Puppets | "Unexplained" | DMs love a mystery! |
| PM Dawn | "If You Never Say Goodbye" | one of the players moves away :( |
| Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie | "Hands of Death (Burn Baby Burn)" | liches or fire elementals |
| "Blow Up the Outside World" | Underdark races |
| "Burden in My Hand" | characters on a quest |
| "Pretty Noose" | very depressed Bards |
| "Spoonman" | poor Bards |
| "Superunknown" | any mysterious place |
| "The Day I Tried to Live" | confused Bards |
| "Jesus Christ Pose" | more Messiah complexes... |
| "Rusty Cage" | captured by ogres! |
| "Outshined" | mages with continual light |
| "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" | Priests |
| "Island of Souls" | Sailors |
| "The Wild Wild Sea" | same |
| "Sister Moon" | Priests/Bards |
| "Consider Me Gone" | Mage/Psionicist with Dimension Door |
| "Moon Over Bourbon Street" | Vampires |
| "Shape of My Heart" | Diviners/Gamblers |
| "The Soul Cages" | Necromancers |
| "Creep" | Real Roleplayer Bards |
| "Plush" | degenerate courtesans |
| "Interstate Love Song" | Bards on the road |
| "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" | mouthy Real Roleplayers |
| "Unglued" | Chaotic Neutrals! |
| "Big Bang Baby" | mage with fireball |
| "Lady Picture Show" | female players |
| "Dead and Bloated" | zombies |
| "What I Got" | Real Roleplayers |
| "Wrong Way" | Munchkins |
| "Santeria" | Diviners; Mages with crystal balls |
| "Under My Voodoo" | Specialty Priests |
| "Doin' Time" | Thieves :) |
| "Istanbul" | Entering a foreign city |
| "Minimum Wage" | At work, dreaming about playing D&D :) |
| "They Might be Giants" | Bard explaining those rumbling sounds |
| "Whistling in the Dark" | Drow! |
| "Hot Cha" | Psionicist with psychoportation |
| "Number Three" | Bards |
| "I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die" | Adventurers' Theme |
| "Dig My Grave" | Chaotic Neutral Characters' Theme |
| "My Evil Twin" | Thieves |
| "The Statue Got Me High" | Fanatic Priests |
| "She's Actual Size" | Seeing a she-giant! |
| "Hall of Heads" | Visiting the Cannibal Shaman :) |
| "Dinner Bell" | Sloppy eaters; Adventurers without manners |
| "Mammal" | Druids |
| "Spider" | Drow and their captives |
| "Hypnotist of Ladies" | Swashbucklers; Mages; Psionicists |
| "If I Wasn't Shy" | Timid Mages |
| "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" | Bounty Hunters |
| "Helter Skelter" (also The Beatles) | Undead Bashers |
| "Van Diemen's Land" | Peasant Hero |
| "Freedom for My People" | Mul Slaves in Dark Sun |
| "Acrobat" | Acrobats, Bards and Thieves who moonlight as world-savers |
| "Sunday Bloody Sunday" | Priests on the battlefield |
| "Red Light" | Thieves pushing their luck in crime |
| "MLK" | Campfire song, use carefully! |
| "A Sort of Homecoming" | Paladins returning home after a quest |
| "The Unforgettable Fire" | Retiring Adventurers |
| "All Along the Watchtower" | guards |
| "Last Night on Earth" | terminally ill Bards |
| "Hot for Teacher" | Young apprentices in love! |
| "Jump" | Wizards with jump |
| "House of Pain" | Torturers |
| "(If You Were) In My Movie" | Charlatans |
| "Rock in This Pocket (Song of David)" | Pacifist Priests |
| "Song of Sand" | Seafaring adventures |
| "Boogie Man" | minor demons |
| "More Human Than Human" | Dopplegangers |
| "Astral Traveler" | Psionicists; Wizards; Priests |
| "Long Distance Runaround" | campaigners ;-) |
| "The Revealing Science of God" | Priests |
| "The Ancient" | Sages |
| "Ritual" | spellcasters |
| ABWH | "Fist of Fire" | Deva; Archons; Avatars |
| Jon Anderson | "Sound out the Galleon" | Spelljammer captains |
| The Beatles | "Free as a Bird" | Aaracockra; flying wizards |
| Pat Benatar | "The Warrior" | Fighters |
| David Bowie | "Diamond Dogs" | Anyone in Dark Sun |
| Chris de Burgh | "Crusader" | Paladins--again |
| Cheap Trick | "I Want You To Want Me" | Succubus/Incubus |
| Clannad | "Ri Na Cruinne" | an EXCELLENT Elvish mourning song |
| Dead Can Dance | "Chant of the Paladin" | Paladins |
| Dead Can Dance | "Garden of Zephirias" | Druids |
| Deep Purple | "Fireball" | guess! |
| Def Leppard | "Gods of War" | Fighter/Priests |
| Dire Straits | "Brothers in Arms" | Fighters |
| Dream Theatre | "Live Another Day" | Resurrected people |
| Bob Dylan | "Subterranean Homesick Blues" | Gnomes |
| Elvis | "Return to Sender" | mage with volley |
| Elvis | "Jail House Rock" | thieves' guild after Paladin gets done |
| Glass Tiger | "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone" | All classes just before death |
| Hawkwind | "The Awakening" | Priests, cyberpunk setting |
| Billy Joel | "Piano Man" | Bards (of course) |
| Elton John | "Club at the End of the Street" | Adventurers who buy a bar! |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | "Great Balls of Fire" | Mages casting Fireball |
| Barry Manilow | "I Write the Songs" | Bard with very high opinion of self |
| Marillion | "Grendel" | nasty monsters |
| Marillion | "Assassing" | do you need to guess? |
| Brian May | "Resurrection" | Priests |
| Meatloaf | "Bat Out of Hell" | pissed off vampires |
| Vince Neil | "Sisters of Pain" | Specialty clerics of Loviatar |
| Nine Inch Nails | "Wish" | Polymorphed Wizards? |
| Pantera | "Cemetery Gates" | Necromancers |
| The Police | "Wrapped Around Your Finger" | Apprentice mages, esp. enchanters |
| Porno for Pyros | "We'd Make Great Pets" | Familiars/small monsters |
| Real McCoy | "Another Night" | vampires |
| Joe Satriani | "Hordes of Locusts" | Summoners; Priests |
| Shakespeare's Sister | "Moonchild" | any werecreature |
| Will Smith | "Men In Black" | Spelljammers; necromancers |
| Patty Smythe | "Make Me a Believer" | priests |
| Starcastle | "Lady of the Lake" | Arthurian characters |
| Toto | "Hydra" | Warriors; Hydra |
| Jethro Tull | "Songs from the Wood" | Druids; Bards |
| Jethro Tull | "Locomotive Breath" | Dragons |
| Rick Wakeman | anything from "Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table" | Warriors; Wizards |
| Wavestar | "Troll Valley" | Druids; Faeries; actual trolls |
| Weezer | "Buddy Holly" | Bards |