Theme Music for Characters in Palladium RPGs



Rifts RPG



Juicer
"Don't Fear the Reaper" Blue Öyster Cult
"Richest Junkie Still Alive" Machines of Loving Grace
"Burn Like Brilliant Trash" Machines of Loving Grace
"Suicide King" Machines of Loving Grace
"Sober" Tool
"Who Wants To Live Forever" Queen
"Take It As It Comes" The Doors
"I Wanna Be Sedated" The Ramones
"Pump Up the Volume" Mars
"The Perfect Drug" NIN
Virtually anything by The Offspring
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" Garth Brooks
"Mo' Murder" Bone-Thugs & Harmony
"Dr Feelgood" Motley Crue
"Purple Haze" Jimmy Hendrix
"Bad Medicine" Bon Jovi
"Come Out and Play" The Offspring
"Can't Stop Rockin'" ZZ Top
"Danger Zone" Kenny Loggins
"Only the Good Die Young" Billy Joel
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" Def Leppard
"Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood and the Destroyers
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton
"Another Body Murdered" Faith No More/Boo-Yaa Tribe
"Attitude Adjustment" Aerosmith
"Something for the Pain" Bon Jovi
"Testosterone" Bush
"Geek Stink Breath" Green Day
"Lithium" Nirvana
"Suicide Solution" Ozzy Osbourne
"(Can't You) Trip Like I Do" Filter & The Crystal Method


Crazy:
"Crazy" Aerosmith
"Maniac" Michael Sembella
"Still in Saigon" The Charlie Daniels Band
Any Weird Al Yankovic polka medly
"Dare to be Stupid" Weird Al Yankovic
"I Want a New Duck" Weird Al Yankovic
"Trigger for Happiness" Machines of Loving Grace
"Clown" Switchblade Symphony
"Teenage Lobotomy" The Ramones
"Stone Cold Crazy" Queen
"I'm Going Slightly Mad" Queen
"I'm Deranged" David Bowie
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Can't Talk to a Psycho Like a Normal Human Being" POE
"You're Crazy" Guns 'n' Roses
"Anarchy in the UK" Megadeth
"Macarena" Los Del Rio
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" Weird Al Yankovic
"Wild Thing" The Troggs
"Basket Case" Green Day
"Insane in the Brain" Cypress Hill
"Mi Vida Loca" Pam Tillis
"Purple Haze" Jimi Hendrix
"Am I Going Insane?" Black Sabbath
"Mint Car" The Cure
"The 13th" The Cure
"Something's Gotta Give" Aerosmith
"The Farm" Aerosmith
"Fun For Me" Moloko
"Poetry and Prose" Primus
"Seeing Things" The Black Crowes
"She Talks to Angels" The Black Crowes
"Paranoid" Black Sabbath
"Jack the Stripper / Faeries Wear Boots" Black Sabbath
"Everything Zen" Bush
"Round Here" Counting Crows
"Color Me Once" Violent Femmes
"I Think I'm Paranoid" Garbage
"Medication" Garbage
"Hammering In My Head" Garbage
"Brain Stew" Green Day
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" Metallica
"The Frayed Ends of Sanity" Metallica
"The Shortest Straw" Metallica
"They're Coming to Take Me Away" ?
"The Struggle Within" Metallica
"Lithium" Nirvana
"Stay Away" Nirvana
"On a Plain" Nirvana
"Aneurysm" Nirvana
"Crazy Train" Ozzy Osbourne
"Last Caress" The Misfits
"Crash Course In Brain Surgery" Budgie


Burster:
"If I Should Explode" Machines of Loving Grace
"Burn" The Cure
"Light My Fire" The Doors
"We Didn't Start the Fire" Billy Joel
"Ignition" The Offspring
"Burn" Sister Machine Gun
"The Flame" Cheap Trick
"Blaze of Glory" Bon Jovi
"Firestarter" The Prodigy
"Burnin' for You" Blue Öyster Cult
"Hot Hot Hot!!!" The Cure
"Burnin' Alive" AC/DC
"House on Fire" Arkana
"A Tendency to Start Fires" Bush
"Burnin' Up" Goo Goo Dolls
"Burning Up" Madonna


Borgs:
"Son of a Gun" KMFDM
"Iron Man" Black Sabbath
"Man of Steel" Frank Black
"Fix Me Now" Garbage
"Rust In Peace" Megadeth
"Psychotron" Megadeth


Headhunters:
"Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound" Hank Williams, Jr.
"All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" Hank Williams, Jr.
"Notorious" Confederate Railroad
"Friends in Low Places" Garth Brooks
"Bad Reputation" Damn Yankees
"Janie's Got a Gun" Aerosmith
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" Travis Tritt
"Rooster" Alice in Chains
"Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" Anthrax
"99 Ways to Die" Megadeth
"Search and Destroy" Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Cover Me" Björk
"Hunter" Björk
"I Make My Own Rules" Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Damage, Inc." Metallica
"Big Man With a Gun" Nine Inch Nails


Mind Melter/Psychic:
"Control (Juno Reactor Instrumental)" Traci Lords
"Always on My Mind" Pet Shop Boys
"Veteran of the Psychic Wars" Blue Öyster Cult
"Tomorrow's Dream" Black Sabbath
"Synapse" Bush
"One Vision" Queen
"Double Vision" Foreigner
"Building a Mystery" Sarah McLachlan


Coalition Soldiers/Dead Boys:
"Humans Being" Van Halen
"Damn Yankees" Damn Yankees
"Escape From the Prison Planet" Clutch
"Toy Soldiers" one of the Osmonds(?)
"Trigger Happy" Weird Al Yankovic
"Disposable Heroes" Metallica
"Paranoid" Black Sabbath
"War Pigs" Black Sabbath
"Mouth For War" Pantera
"War" Joe Satriani
"Beer and Bones" John Michael Montgomery
"All Along the Watchtower" Jimi Hendrix
"Cannonball" Supertramp
"Brothers in Arms" Dire Straits
"Back In Black" AC/DC
"Seek and Destroy" Metallica
"Blitzkrieg" Blitzkrieg
"Killing Time" Sweet Savage
"Genocide" The Offspring
"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" White Zombie
"War Child" The Cranberries
"Zombie" The Cranberries
"Higher Ground" Red Hot Chili Peppers
"This War Is Over" Melissa Etheridge
"Paths of Glory" Faith No More
"The Great American Nightmare" Rob Zombie
"Pictures of Matchstick Men" Ozzy Osbourne
"Hero of the Day" Metallica
"Killing Time" Sweet Savage


City Rat:
"Down on the Corner" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)" The Beastie Boys
"Soul Kitchen" The Doors
"Gutter Glitter" Switchblade Symphony
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana


Rogue Scholar:
"On the Road Again" Willie Nelson
"Lost Horizons" Gin Blossoms


Mystics:
"I Put a Spell on You" Marilyn Manson
"Magic Touch" Aerosmith
"Mrs. Rita" Gin Blossoms
"2112: Oracle--The Dream" Rush
"Third Eye" Tool


Shifter:
"The Wizard" Black Sabbath
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana
"The Other Side" Aerosmith
"Crossroads" Eric Clapton
"Sabra Cadabra" Black Sabbath
"Astronomy" Blue Öyster Cult


Ley Line Walker:
"Blues Power" Eric Clapton
"Magic Man" Heart
"Walk on Water" Ozzy Osbourne
"Abracadabra" The Steve Miller Band
"A Kind Of Magic" Queen
"Five Magics" Megadeth


Vagabond:
"King Nothing" Metallica
"Where The Streets Have No Name" U2
"Wherever I May Roam" Metallica
"Golgotha Tenement Blues" Machines of Loving Grace
"Eat the Rich" Aerosmith
"Refugee" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers


Cyber-Knight:
"The Battle of Evermore" Led Zeppelin
Theme from "Star Wars" John Williams
"Knights in White Satin" The Moody Blues


Dragon Hatchling:
"Godzilla" Blue Öyster Cult
"Jurassic Park" Weird Al Yankovic
"Swallowed" Bush
"I've Got the Power" SNAP
"Walk the Dinosaur" Was (Not Was)
"Beastie" Jethro Tull


Rogue Scientist:
"She Blinded Me With Science" Thomas Dolby


Dog Boy:
"Blur the Technicolor" White Zombie
"Animal" Prick
"You're a Strange Animal" Gowan
"Given the Dog a Bone" AC/DC
"I Wanna Be Your Dog" Iggy Pop
"That Smell" Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Tier" Rammstein


Techno-Wizard:
"She Blinded Me With Science" Thomas Dolby


Cyber-Doc:
"Like a Surgeon" Weird Al Yankovic
"Crash Course In Brain Surgery" Budgie


Glitter Boy:
"Big Gun" AC/DC
"Shining Star" Stryper
"Armor Piercing Bullets" Lethal Weapon 3 soundtrack
"Big Man With a Gun" Nine Inch Nails
"One Man Army" Prodigy & Tom Morello


Everyone:
"The Gentle Art of Making Enemies" Faith No More
"Everybody Knows" Concrete Blonde
"It's the End of the World As We Know It" REM
"Turn the Page" Metallica
"These Days" Bon Jovi
"Epic" Faith No More
"Do What You Have to Do" Sarah McLachlan
"Road to Nowhere" Ozzy Osbourne
"2112" Rush





World Book One: Vampire Kingdoms

Vampire:
"Sunglasses At Night" Corey Hart
"End of the Night" The Doors
"Dead Man's Party" Oingo Boingo
"Wait for the Sunrise" Richard Marx
"Pieces of the Night" Gin Blossoms
"Children of the Grave" Black Sabbath
"Bleeding Me" Metallica
"Bleed" Collective Soul
"Building a Mystery" Sarah McLachlan
"Drain You" Nirvana
"Cast No Shadow" Oasis
"Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying" Gerry and the Pacemakers


Vampire Carnivals:
"Greasepaint and Monkeybrains" White Zombie


Circus People:
"Travelin' Band" Creedence Clearwater Revival




World Book Two: Atlantis



Splugorth:
"Lord of This World" Black Sabbath
"The Thing That Should Not Be" Metallica


Kittani:
"Monkey on My Back" Aerosmith
Anything by The Monkees
"Monkey Business" Skid Row
"Proudest Monkey" Dave Matthews Band
"Shock the Monkey" Peter Gabriel
"The Lord Is a Monkey" Butthole Surfers


Undead Slayers:
"Devil Went Down to Georgia" The Charlie Daniels Band
Theme from "Ghostbusters"


Zembahk:
"Waiting for the Worms" Pink Floyd
"Why's Everybody Always Picking on Me?" The Bloodhound Gang


Sunaj:
"Ironic" Alanis Morissette
"Walking Contradiction" Green Day


Atlantis:
"Garden of Allah" Don Henley
"City of Angels" Above the Law (featuring Frost)
"Welcome to Paradise" Green Day
"Streets of Gold" Diamond Head


Splugorth Conservator:
"Welcome to the Jungle" Guns 'n' Roses


Stone Master:
"Rocks in the Road" Jethro Tull




World Book Three: England



Temporal Warrior/Wizard/Raider:
"If Tomorrow Never Comes" Garth Brooks
"No Time to Kill" Clint Black
"Time Warp" The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Time Baby III" Medicine
"Time and Time Again" Counting Crows
"Tomorrow Never Dies" Sheryl Crow
"Time" Hootie and the Blowfish
"Time After Time" Ozzy Osbourne
"Tomorrow" Ozzy Osbourne


Millennium Druid:
"Millennium" Killing Joke


Druid:
"Animal Mass" Machines of Loving Grace
"Alive" Pearl Jam
"Ireland" Garth Brooks
"Orchid" Black Sabbath


Star Children:
"Shine" Collective Soul
"Shine" The Newsboys




World Book Four: Africa



Necromancer:
"Cemetery" The Headstones
"Cemetery Gates" Pantera
"King of the Rotten" Corrosion of Conformity
"Zombie Stomp" Ozzy Osbourne
"Hands of Death (Burn Baby Burn)" Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper


The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
"Nothin' You Can Do About It" Richard Marx
"Judgment Day" Whitesnake
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Harvester of Sorrow" Metallica


Rain Maker:
"Who'll Stop the Rain?" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"It Can't Rain All the Time" Jane Sieberry


Medicine Man:
"Voodoo Medicine Man" Aerosmith




World Book Five: Triax and the New German Republic



Gene-Splicers:
"Dead Embryonic Cells" Sepultura
"Shock the Monkey" Peter Gabriel
"Building the Perfect Beast" Don Henley


Mindwerks:
"Angel of Death" Slayer
"The Bitch is Back" Elton John
"Cranial Tyrant" Circle of Dust
"Operation: Mindcrime" Queensrÿche
"Engel" Rammstein


Triax:
"Big Gun" AC/DC
"Deutschland Uber Alles" ?
Anything by Rammstein




World Book Six: South America



Lizard Men:
"Walk the Dinosaur" Was (Not Was)
"Snakes" No Doubt
"The Celebration of the Lizard" The Doors
"Snakedriver" The Jesus and Mary Chain
"Slither" Metallica
"Snakecharmer" Rage Against the Machine


Amazon:
"Who's That Girl?" Madonna
"I'm Every Woman" Whitney Houston
"Sullen Girl" Fiona Apple


Felinoids:
"Ruff in the Jungle" The Prodigy
"Cleopatra's Cat" Spin Doctors
"Nine Lives" Aerosmith
"Cat Scratch Fever" Ted Nugent
"Stray Cat Strut" The Stray Cats


Voodoo Priest:
"Voodoo Medicine Man" Aerosmith


Biomancers:
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" Marvin Gaye, Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Run Through the Jungle" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Poison Ivy" Me'shell Ndegéocello
"Orchid" Black Sabbath
"Sweet Leaf" Black Sabbath
"Daffodil Lament" The Cranberries
"Not Even the Trees" Hootie and the Blowfish
"Revelation (Mother Earth)" Ozzy Osbourne


Sailors/Pirates:
"Proud Mary" Creedence Clearwater Revival




World Book Seven: Underseas



Amphib:
"Fishheads" Bill Mumy
"Deep" Pearl Jam
"Oceans" Pearl Jam




World Book Eight: Japan



Cyber-Samurai:
"Tokyo Vigilante #1" Powerman 2000


Martial Artists:
"Ninja Rap" Vanilla Ice
"Kung Fu Fighting" ?
Anything from the Mortal Kombat soundtrack
"Techno-Syndrome 7 Mix" The Immortals
"Everything Zen" Bush


Demon Queller:
"Shout at the Devil" Motley Crue
"Hell's Bells" AC/DC




World Book Nine: South America Two



Neo-Human:
"Akira Rave II (Pray for a Sequel Remix)" Tom Szymanski


The Inca:
"People of the Sun" Rage Against the Machine




World Book Ten: The Juicer Uprising



Standard Juicers:
See Rifts RPG listings




World Book Eleven: Coalition War Campaign



The Coalition States:
"Architecture of Aggression" Megadeth
"Symphony of Destruction" Megadeth
"Foreclosure of a Dream" Megadeth
"Empire" Queensrÿche
"Operation: Mindcrime" Queensrÿche
"The Disintegrators" Megadeth
"Tragic Kingdom" No Doubt
"Bulls On Parade" Rage Against the Machine


Free Quebec:
"I Will Not Go Quietly" Don Henley
"Resistance" Queensrÿche
"Vietnow" Rage Against the Machine
"The Wait" Killing Joke


Karl Prosek:
"I Want It All" Queen
"To Dream the Impossible Dream" Man of La Mancha
"Tell All the People" The Doors
"The Furor" AC/DC
"Hail Caesar" AC/DC
"Napoleon" Ani DiFranco
"Selling the Drama" Live
"Mastermind" Megadeth
"Leper Messiah" Metallica
"King Nothing" Metallica


Anyone fighting the CS:
"Startin Up A Posse" Anthrax


The 'Burbs:
"Golgotha Tenement Blues" Machines of Loving Grace
"Shit Towne" Live




World Book Twelve: Psyscape



Zappers/Electrokinetics:
"Johnny B. Goode" Chuck Berry
"Ride the Lightning" Metallica
"It's Electric" Diamond Head
"Electric Funeral" Black Sabbath
"Electric Blue" The Cranberries
"She's Electric" Oasis




World Book Thirteen: Lone Star



Lone Star citizen:
"God Blessed Texas" Little Texas


Lone Star experiment:
"Freak" Days of the New
"Freak" Silverchair




World Book Fourteen: New West



Gunslinger:
"Another One Bites the Dust" Queen
"Gone Shootin'" AC/DC
"Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man" Concrete Blonde
"Shoot to Thrill" AC/DC
"The Ballad of Billy the Kid" ?
"The Tale of Dusty and Pistol Pete" The Smashin Pumpkins


Saloon Girl:
"What Do You Do For Money Honey" AC/DC
"You Shook Me All Night Long" AC/DC
"Tuesday's Gone" Lynyrd Skynyrd


Cowboys:
"Heavy Horses" Jethro Tull
"The Outlaw Torn" Metallica


Saloon Bum:
"Have a Drink On Me" AC/DC
"Straight No Chaser" Bush
"Whiskey in the Jar" Thin Lizzie


Gambler:
"Deuces Are Wild" Aerosmith


Mountain Giants:
"The Mountains Win Again" Blues Traveler




World Book Fifteen: Spirit West



Native Americans:
"Seminole Wind" ?
"Cherokee Reservation" ?
"Indian Outlaw" ?




World Book Sixteen: Federation of Magic



Golems:
"Kawliga" Hank Williams
"A Hundred Pounds of Clay" Gene McDaniels




World Book Seventeen: Warlords of Russia




World Book Eighteen: Mystic Russia




World Book Nineteen: Australia




Conversion Book One



Mindolar:
"Master of Puppets" Metallica


Elves:
"I'm a Model" Right Said Fred


Faerie Folk:
"Faeries Wear Boots" Black Sabbath
"Lil' Boots" Pet
"Little Things" Bush


Warlocks:
"Who'll Stop the Rain" Creedence Clearwater Revival Air/Water
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" Creedence Clearwater Revival Air/Water
"Wings of the Storm" Whitesnake Air
"It Can't Rain All the Time" Jane Sieberry Air/Water
"Walk On Water" Aerosmith Water
"Walk On Water" Ozzy Osbourne Water
"Don't Drink the Water" Dave Matthews Band Water
"She Gathers Rain" Collective Soul Air/Water
"When the Water Falls" Collective Soul Water
"Face of the Earth" Days of the New Earth
"Smoke on the Water" Deep Purple Fire/Water


Werewolf:
"Of Wolf and Man" Metallica
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival
"She-Wolf" Megadeth
"Frenzy" Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Mouth (The Stingray Mix)" Bush


Wolfen:
"Of Wolf and Man" Metallica


Witches:
"JB Witchdance" Masters of Reality
"Into the Coven" Mercyful Fate
"The Seventh Seal" Van Halen
"Am I Evil?" Diamond Head


Changelings:
"Why Can't I Be You?" The Cure
"Without a Face" Rage Against the Machine
"Breadfan" Budgie




Conversion Book Two: Pantheons of the Megaverse



Priest:
"Rite of Shiva" Machines of Loving Grace
"Feed the Gods" White Zombie
"The Miracle" Queen
"Juke-Joint Jezebel" KMFDM
"Just Like Heaven" The Cure
"Brother John" Blues Traveler
"Something to Believe In" The Offspring
"Something to Believe In" Bon Jovi
"Everything Zen" Bush
"Holier Than Thou" Metallica
"Heresy" Nine Inch Nails
"Terrible Lie" Nine Inch Nails
"Sin" Nine Inch Nails
"Sanctified" Nine Inch Nails
"2112: Temples of Syrinx" Rush


Demigod:
"Princes of the Universe" Queen
"Godlike" KMFDM
"The God That Failed" Metallica
"Hey God" Bon Jovi


Valkyries:
"Cold Wind to Valhalla" Jethro Tull




Rifts Sourcebooks (all)



Super Spy:
"Unbelievable" EMF
"Secret Agent Man" Blues Traveler
The Mission: Impossible Theme
James Bond Theme especially the remix by Moby
"Eraser" Nine Inch Nails
"The Twilight Zone" Golden Earring


Robot Pilots:
"Iron Man" Black Sabbath


The Mechanoids:
"Genocide" The Offspring
"Seek and Destroy" Metallica
"Army of Me" Björk


ARCHIE-3:
"I Don't Want to Change the World" Ozzy Osbourne
"Busy Child" The Crystal Method
"Something I Can Never Have" Nine Inch Nails
"Machinehead" Bush




Dimension Book One: Wormwood



The Unholy:
"All About Soul" Billy Joel
"The Downward Spiral" Nine Inch Nails
"Closer" Nine Inch Nails
"Evil" Mercyful Fate
"Die Eier Von Satan" Tool


Apok:
"The Unforgiven" Metallica
"The Unforgiven II" Metallica




Phase World (Dimension Books Two and Three)



Anything from the Star Wars soundtrack is appropriate for Phase World

Freedom Fighter:
Pretty much anything from Rage Against The Machine
"Freedom" Blues Traveler
"Stand" Blues Traveler
"Criminal" Fiona Apple
"Revolution" R.E.M.
"The Rebels" The Cranberries
"FFF" Megadeth
"Use the Man" Megadeth
"Head Like a Hole" Nine Inch Nails


Cosmo-Knight:
"One More Astronaut" I Mother Earth
"Man of Steel" Frank Black


In'Valin:
"Boll Weevil" The Presidents of the United States of America


Spacer:
"Space Truckin'" Deep Purple
"Planet Caravan" Black Sabbath
"Across the Universe" The Beatles
"Alien" Bush
"The World I Know" Collective Soul
"Through the Never" Metallica
"Astronomy" Blue Öyster Cult


Pleasurer:
"Friday I'm In Love" The Cure
"Love Bomb" AC/DC
"What Do You Do For Money Honey" AC/DC
"You Shook Me All Night Long" AC/DC
"Let Me Put My Love Into You" AC/DC
"Caught With Your Pants Down" AC/DC
"Loverman" Cave
"Love in an Elevator" Aerosmith
"Crash Into Me" Dave Matthews Band
"Glycerine" Bush
"Sleep Together" Garbage
"You Look So Fine" Garbage
"Slave Girl" Goo Goo Dolls
"I Want You to Want Me" Cheap Trick
"Desire" Ozzy Osbourne
"Hooker With a Penis" Tool
"Your Woman" White Town
"Sabra Cadabra" Black Sabbath


Noro:
"Distant Voices" Bush
"Synapse" Bush


T'Zee:
"Breed" Lauren Christy
"Breed" Nirvana
"Territorial Pissings" Nirvana




Dimension Book Four: Skraypers




Nightbane/Beyond the Supernatural



Nightbane:
"Pieces of the Night" Gin Blossoms
"Insect Kin" Bush Insectoid Nightbane
"Greedy Fly" Bush Insectoid Nightbane
"Machinehead" Bush Biomechanical Nightbane
"Man of Steel" Frank Black Biomechanical Nightbane
"Dark Avenger" Manowar
"Turn the Page" Metallica
"On the Outside" Sheryl Crow
"My Dark Life" Elvis Costello and Brain Eno
"The Becoming" Nine Inch Nails
"Because the Night" 10,000 Maniacs


Necrophim:
"Poison Angel" Winger
anything by Death Angel
"Angel" Aerosmith
"Fallen Angels" Aerosmith
"Angel" Sarah McLachlan


Wampyr:
"Once Bitten, Twice Shy" Great White
"I Do Not Want This" Nine Inch Nails
"Steal Away the Night" Ozzy Osbourne


Dream Dancers/Makers:
"Sleep to Dream" Fiona Apple
"Shadowboxer" Fiona Apple
"Supernaut" Black Sabbath
"Tomorrow's Dream" Black Sabbath
"Am I Going Insane?" Black Sabbath
"Lullaby" The Cure
"I'm Your Boogieman" White Zombie
"Dreams" The Cranberries
"Enter Sandman" Metallica
"Until It Sleeps" Metallica
"If You Never Say Goodbye" PM Dawn
"Running Down a Dream" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
"Dreamin'" Johnny Burnette
"Behold! The Night Mare" The Smashing Pumpkins
"This Is Not a Dream (U.K. Mix)" Apollo Four Forty & Morphine
"The Small Hours" Holocaust


Spook Squad:
"Unmarked Helicopters" Soul Coughing
"Down in the Park" Foo Fighters
"Red Right Hand" Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
"Hangar 18" Megadeth


Astral Lords/Mages:
"Into the Void" Black Sabbath
"Supernaut" Black Sabbath
"From Out of Nowhere" Faith No More
"Through the Never" Metallica
"The Twilight Zone" Rush
"Superunknown" Soundgarden




Heroes Unlimited



Super-Powered Mutants:
"Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof" Travis Tritt
"Superhero" Ani DiFranco


Mutants with Radiation Control:
"Radioactive" The Firm


Someone with Multiple Selves:
"Another You" David Kersh
"I Think I'm a Clone Now" Weird Al Yankovic


Aliens:
"Alien" Bush
"Unexplained" Meat Puppets
"The X-Files Theme (Main Title)" Mark Snow
"The X-Files Theme (PM Dawn Remix)" PM Dawn




Ninjas and Superspies/Mystic China



Martial Artists:
"Ninja Rap" Vanilla Ice
"Kung Fu Fighting" ?
Anything from the Mortal Kombat soundtrack
"Techno-Syndrome 7 Mix" The Immortals
"Everything Zen" Bush


Infernals/Reformed Demons:
"Hell's Bells" AC/DC
"I Am Hell" White Zombie
"Damned" Bon Jovi
"The Prince" Diamond Head
"Wicked Ways" Garbage
"A Warm Place" Nine Inch Nails
"Lake of Fire" Nirvana
"Satan's Fall" Mercyful Fate
"Hellraiser" Ozzy Osbourne
"S.I.N." Ozzy Osbourne
"By Demons Be Driven" Pantera
"Devil Boy" Seven Mary Three
"Long Hard Road Out of Hell" Marilyn Manson & Sneaker Pimps
"Satan" Orbital & Kirk Hammett


Immortals:
"After Forever" Black Sabbath
"Alive" Pearl Jam




Miscellaneous



Undead:
"Dead Souls" Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails
"After the Flesh" My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
"Last Cup of Sorrow" Faith No More
"Dead Man's Party" Oingo Boingo
"Ashes to Ashes" Faith No More
"Last Cup of Sorrow" Faith No More
"Surprise! You're Dead!" Faith No More
"Carrion" Fiona Apple
"The End Is the Beginning Is the End" The Smashing Pumpkins
"I Hate Myself and Want to Die" Nirvana
"Zombie" The Cranberries
"To Live Is to Die" Metallica
"Curse of the Pharoahs" Mercyful Fate
"A Corpse Without Soul" Mercyful Fate
"Zombie Stomp" Ozzy Osbourne
"Ghost Behind My Eyes" Ozzy Osbourne
"See You On the Other Side" Ozzy Osbourne


People Rolling on the Sexual Deviation Table:
"Uneasy Rider '88" Charlie Daniels Band
"Tie Your Mother Down" Queen


Police Officers:
"Bad Cops" from "Cops: Springfield Edition" on The Simpsons
"The Badge" Pantera


Munchkins:
"Line Up" Aerosmith


Worshippers of the Old Ones:
"Call of Ktulu" Metallica
"The Thing That Should Not Be" Metallica


Pilots:
"455 Rocket" Kathy Mattea
"Crash" Aerosmith
"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" Primus
"Collision" Faith No More
"Fuel" Metallica


Rogue Do-Gooder:
"A Country Boy Can Survive" Hank Williams, Jr.




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